Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew

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Writer, science nerd, boy crazy, Dodger fan. she/her. I made a book & won best dramatic screenplay at #AFF2021. Opinions my own & often wrong.

A six foot wide by like 7 foot tall paneled art installation on the closet doors of a woman with a short bob and twiggy eyelashes staring directly at the viewer with a newspaper dress on, it’s not what you want to see in the middle of the night.
Photo of moomintroll a white hippo looking cartoon creature beloved by the Finnish people and also one of my friends on this trip which is why I’m at the Moomin store. Moomin is holding a wilted pink flower and the caption below reads “I’ll think about that tomorrow, I've more important things on my mind now.”
Vintage Arabia Finland vase from 1950s with an elongated shape and slightly flared mouth. The white ceramic is painted teal with alternating rows of yellow and black ovals on it. It’s mid century and fabulous.
Smiling brunette in a black puffer and red and grey beanie standing on the stern of a boat
Photo of a smiling brunette standing in front of a very large 17th century wooden war ship
Video of a white brunette in a ponytail making an ass out of herself grooving to a brass band rendition of YMCA
Video of the Swedish royal palace changing of the guards ceremony with a brass band playing YMCA by the Village People
Photo of a white man with a large cane conductor stick thing leading a marching band, wearing a navy uniform and white leather spats
Photo of a reddish-brown floor tile with a white tubelike fossil in it that was the inner chamber of a squid
Sign in Norway that reads “boss garbage”
Selfie of a white brunette in a black sports bra smiling on the beach of a Norwegian fjord
Video of Cody at the all star game press day answering a question while wearing his Yankees gear.
Photo of a white man with white hair and a white mustache. His hair is cropped short and has given him terf bangs, and his mustache is similarly straight across
Age verification notification from bluesky
Photo of me a brunette white lady looking pleased in the cafe car of a train
Google Translate into Norwegian: I'm sorry for being loud but Lindsey graham died, an American politician who was very evil.
Photo of the palace in Oslo with a pack of huts in red Norway jerseys walking by
Low angle photo of a smiling brunette in jeans and a T-shirt with her arms up like “ta da!” in front of the Oslo Opera House
Photo of Paul Ryan lol remember him doing a dumbbell curl with a 25 pound weight for a time magazine photo shoot in 2011
Photo of World Cup jersey shop at the Amsterdam airport
Candid photo of a handsome white man with a mustache and light beard stubble sitting at a table at a wedding wearing a brown wool blazer white shirt and navy tie. He looks dapper as he listens
I went when President Biden was in office. I'm going to go when President Trump is in office," Kershaw said, as reported by Shaikin. 'To me, it's just about getting to go to the White House. You don't get that opportunity every day, so I'm excited to go."
Photo of a small black cat in a pink harness on a black leash posed mid stride, looking up ahead at something out of view
Post: I honestly think it's a little insulting to Abdul El-Sayed to equate him with Platner, as if they're equally flawed candidates. Reply: Well, Platner hasn't appeared at any rallies yet with Hasan Piker yet, so there's that ;)
IN THIS HOUSE, WE BARK: AT THE MAIL CARRIER AT THE SQUIRRELS SOMETIMES AT THE MIRROR WHEN HAPPY MAD YES HELLO AT THE SQUIRRELS DOORBELL
Screenshot of DuckDuckGo results showing two results for “God’s noble experiment” - schumer’s X and bluesky accounts.
Screenshot of Reddit post with video of a white woman speaking about an image of Fiona from shrek. Caption reads “Hey, can anyone tell me why they give Fiona from Shrek, buccal fat removal” and indeed they also gave her a cat eye lift as well
Five food delivery robot carts with eyes
One dude replying to Amy’s objectively correct skeet: Fine, but as a nerd, taking down the alien ship by "writing a virus" delivered on a mac was unforgivable.
Photo of me, smiling brunette, wearing a maroon T-shirt that reads no thoughts just chomp with a shark fin below
Photo of a person in a black shirt holding a small wildcat kitten can’t remember the species but it looks like a little grey kitten with a raccoon tail and its mouth is open in an indignant yowl with eyes wide in rage as a second vet tech reaches toward it with hands holding an unseen worm medicine I have captioned the kitten as “me” and the vet’s hand with worm medicine as “getting my life back on track”
Knicks colors and font for a needlepoint canvas, reads “the mensch from the tenth”
Devil wears Prada meme captioned “is that the -“ “infowars elf? Yeah it is”
Screenshot of my needlepoint chart creation app with an outline of the infowars elf
Screenshot of Reddit and from Amazon and it reads “Upgrade your wardrobe! Shop men's clothing at Amazon: shirts, pants, jackets, sneakers & more.” But the image is of a smiling white man in what I assume are some sort of Christian or Catholic clergyrobe
Photo of my boyfriend a white gut in a World Cup shirt and dodgers hat watching the game with his hands behind his head during a tense moment and his tan medium sized dog Starbuck is lying on the floor next to him staring at the brewpub fridge
Photo of me and my bf dressed up and I’m posing awkwardly so I look awful but the point is we are dressed in cocktail attire in a very green place known as Portland
Photo of a wall of geology books
Photo of a wall of adhd and autism books
Photo of a display of books “the Crystal Bible” a definitive guide to crystals
Photo of a red bench with four needlepoint pillows with biblical scenes
Photo from the gilded age of Christine baranski with a speech bubble added, implying she is saying this about the tv character instead of the race car driver
Photo of a toilet with a clear acrylic lid and seat, and suspended in the acrylic are a bunch of big bullets idk what kind
Photo of a white brunette with brown glasses smizing at the camera. My hair is air dried so it’s wavy and shoulder length, and I’m carrying a blue backpack. I’m wearing a black shirt with a white blocky alligator graphic and “Muja Hive” over it, a reference to the world’s oldest alligator, born in 1947 and living in the Belgrade zoo.
Reddit Ask historians post: What would it have been like for an American to travel from eastern states to California/Oregon in 1860? I couldnt post images here, but on the USA Map of 1860 it shows the areas between the states to be "Territories". What went down in those territories and what would it have been like to cross them?
Screenshot of Instagram ad for frantic studio ring called “Farewell kiss”, a relief style engraving with Al-zaidi having just thrown his first shoe at bush, the shoe hovering in midair between them
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Note: The events of Minions start. • 3.8 billion years ago - The Minions come into existence. They begin looking for a new boss. • 70 million years ago - 2500 BC- The Minions serve a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a caveman and a Pharaoh. The named bosses are all destroyed in the process.
Minions possess few additional physiological characteristics; with a crack and a shake, they can double as glow sticks for activities in the dark, such as going through ventilation ducts. They additionally can survive without air, as one is seen in outer space without oxygen in Despicable Me.
Photo of my small black cat with yellow eyes lying on a pillow meant to keep my leg elevated. She’s lying on her back with her head dipped over the side to stare at the camera, and she has one leg perfectly extended to a point with her front arms bent and her tail curving around the pillow
Photo of the upper right corner where I have stitched the background in a long diagonal stitch and then the flamingos are partly filled in using a traditional needlepoint continental stitch. It looks flamazing.
Photo of third Ave in New York looking north toward st marks place where the old location for the continental and a sad McDonald’s is now a standard modern high rise with a Sephora.
Box of Japanese mosquito patches with a pikachu on the front and little round stickers that magically make your bug bites stop itching.
Photo of a small black cat sitting above a doorframe on a cat shelf, looming.
“MY MAYOR MUSLIM My BAGEL JEWIh My CHRISTIAN Dior KNICKS IN FOUR” in orange with a blue outline and white blocking on a blue background
Photo of a more complete version of the knicks in four canto as a cross stitch pattern with a pistachio background for contrast but it will be Knicks blue when it is done
Grocery store display for Lord Nut a nut brand with a drawing of a presumably British white guy with a stringy curled mustache
Needlepoint or cross stitch chart partially completed so it reads “my mayor” and then parts of other words as I try to improve my lettering consistency
Photo of my iPad with a stitch chart app open and “my mayor Muslim my bagel Jewish my Christian Dior knocks in four” in the knocks font