Randy Oest

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Korvosian Irons (Manacles) This pair of locking cuffs comes with a key. Standard-issue restraints of the Korvosan Guard, stamped with the city seal and logged by serial number at Citadel Volshyenek upon manufacture. Heavy iron construction, resistant to tampering, and — as the Guard is fond of noting — entirely legal. Every pair has paperwork. Korvosa always has paperwork.
Eat the Reich whiteboard.
At dinner the other night someone asked what the evil version of you would do for a living and everyone else said "lawyer" or "consultant" but in my heart I knew my truth was "megachurch pastor"
The cast of Only Murders in the Building
Boimer purging the computer onboard the Ceritos.
Cover of Microscope
Cover of Court of Blades
"Due to inflation the back of the mullet is now dedicated to business as well."