Amber Armstrong, CPWA

@amberarmstrong.dev

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Frontend Development Manager, specialized in digital #accessibility @AccentureSong. Tech geek meets nature lover. Trying to leave the world better than I found it. Tell me your best (or worst) pun. https://www.amberarmstrong.dev

Bill Murray from Groundhog Day. It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
The Tab key on a keyboard
Buy Now text on a red background
$3,100 - $2,740 = $360.00
Nicole Kidman from Special Ops Lioness. Caption says, "In 20 minutes? Then why didn't you call me in 19?"
Payment machine on a vending machine with the message, "Cash only"
Two people talking. One says to the other, "So, what's your idea of a perfect date?" and the other replies, "Full month, day, year because it works well with screen readers".
Caption says: Saw this last night and thought, "BIOS? Those must be some real IT nerds up there" and then realized it. Photo is of a window of a home with 2018 balloons hanging, but backwards to an onlooker, so they look like BIOS.
Back of a hot sauce bottle that reads: hot sauce doesn't have nutritional value. It's vinegar and peppers for god's sake. What did you expect? Why are you even trying to determine the nutritional value of hot sauce? Just enjoy it!
An angry eagle walking with caption, "me going on a stupid little daily walk for my stupid physical and mental health"