Cris (without an H)

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Dad (he/him). Shabbos goy. Antifascist Gen-X in NWMT. I dance like the king of the eyesores

NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani: "I agree with the ICC that Benjamin Netanyahu should be arrested and tried for his crimes, as I do for anyone else charged by the ICC."
Ken (Seth Rogen) asks Mr. Rosso if he actually says the words “hot dog” when he gets ready for work
A chef (maybe Billy Bremner?) presents a wedding cake to the betrothed couple. He uses three fingers to peel off a huge glob of frosting and eats it, then gives a thumbs up and walks away. From the video “Cruel to Be Kind” by Nick Lowe (who plays the groom)
Text to my brother: “I have always resented that scene stealing mick jagger's valor”
“Tom Homan is a bitch” - Marisa Kabas
Eleven male customers in a high end mens' wear store scramble to pick the most expensive shirt with the most complicated pattern they can find, at Dan Flashes (at the Shops at the Creek)
Jack Dutton (Harrison Ford) IS Han o’ Montana
Bob Dylan singing the quoted skeet
I’m building a lamp from this cute blue and yellow Portuguese ceramic vase base, and the post I had was too long, so here I have a rotary pipe cutter snapped onto it ready to cut off a few inches
Secretary of State Shenna Bellows Leaves Senate Race Augusta - Today I am withdrawing from the U.S. Senate race. Donald Trump's attacks on our democracy are only accelerating, and the best way that I can serve our state and country at this moment is by focusing exclusively on my role as Secretary of State. This has been an unprecedented nominating process, compressed into days instead of months, and I'm grateful to every volunteer who worked around the clock for this movement. That energy is exactly what we need to beat Susan Collins in November - and Democrats don't have a day to waste in unifying around that shared goal.
Black-and-white illustration of a crowd of happy children in their Mao-era school uniforms jubilantly walking alongside a smiling adult man in dark overalls and a bowler hat.
Still of a video uploaded to Bluesky (a fawn licks a dog's ear). a red arrow points to the upper right corner, where a grey oval with the letters "ALT" has been overlain
Paladin in World of Warcraft casts Holy Light
So I guess the fortune teller's right I should've seen just what was there And not some holy light But you crawled beneath my veins, and, now from "Torn" by Scott Cutler, Phil Thornalley, and Anne Preven (and released as a 1997 smash hit for Natalie Imbruglia)
Campaign flyer from American Leadership Fund asking “Who sold out Montana to Chinese communists?” (Spoiler: Seth Bodnar, who was president of the university of Montana which has existing relationships with the Baucus Institute. Wooooo, scary)
Moai megalithic statue on Rapa Nui
I'll bet there's all sorts of good things running wild in this country. I'd give a lot for half a dozen taters.' "Sméagol won't go, O no precious, not this time, hissed Gollum. 'He's frightened, and he's very tired, and this hobbit's not nice, not nice at all. Sméagol won't grub for roots and carrotses and—taters. What's taters, precious, eh, what's taters?' "Potatoes' said Sam. "The Gaffer's delight, and rare good ballast for an empty belly. From THE TWO TOWERS, “Of Herbs and Stewed Rabbit”
Hall of justice from SUPER FRIENDS
Ethan Teaches you Music podcast episode 10, 05/14/2025: “What does The Well-Tempered Clavier sound like in actual well temperament?” This episode features Glenn Gould's... 29m
The beret-wearing investor in the Capital Room (Patti Harrison) warns you "Don't try to sell me any crap. I DON'T WANT THAT!" (ITYSL)
Demonstration of playlist ui behavior in Apple Music for iOS. In a custom-made list of tracks (grey background), the user swipes left on the third item (Dreams by Beck). A red field with a white minus sign, indicating removal, appears. In an Apple Music algorithmic playlist (red background), the user swipes left on the third track (Long way from home by foreigner). A black field with a red plus sign, indicating “add to library” appears.
Michael Keaton (right) as the title character in MR. MOM (1983). His wife is played by the inimitable Teri Garr.
search result for from:me dog includes a post where I embedded the YouTube video for Florence & The Machine's "Dog Days Are Over." the only appearance of "dog" in this post is in the metadata of the embedded media.
A Panasonic cassette tape deck model RQ-2107
Falco in a rainbow Amadeus wig
Mailing from the Seth Bodnar for Montana Senate campaign touting endorsements from conservation organizations Wild Montana Action Fund and Montana Conservation Voters. Seth Bodnar is the fighter we need to defend our public lands We need a fighter in the U.S. Senate who will stand up to efforts to sell off the public lands that belong to all of us, and a leader grounded in stewardship, service, and common sense. Our country needs a candidate with the resources and coalition required to win. That's why we're supporting Seth Bodnar for U.S. Senate.
Hayao Miyazaki in a conference room, saying "I can't watch this stuff and find interesting."
While it's unclear why Tourneur was ultimately removed, Matheson preferred the director's vision for the monster, stating: "I didn't think much of that thing on the wing. I wish Jacques Tourneur had directed it, because he had a different idea. The man who was inside that suit looked exactly the way I described him in the story. All they had to do was use him the way he was. Tourneur was going to put a dark suit on him and cover him with diamond dust so that you hardly saw what was out there. This thing looked like a panda bear."
She was warm and unequivocal in her support for LGBTQ+ equality and spoke openly about the LGBTQ+ members of her own family. None of that surprises me. It only confirms what I felt on dance floors decades ago and still feel today.
Homer Simpson spots the expired ham that Apu has just placed on the 10¢ bargain table. he exclaims "Woo-Hoo! Cheap meat!"
Tweet by Cris (without an H) @ambignostic Oh no, I just realized how much The Breakfast Club is ripe for a Chorus Line style ensemble musical where each character gets a spotlight number. It's probably already been done, but I don't even want to look. 9:32 AM • Mar 15, 2021
Bleary-eyed Homer Simpson in a hospital bed with caption "I lived, bitch"
Clones in an incubator in STAR WARS: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER
Futuristic city meme
The weedy garden in front of a White House holds two signs: a modified Stars and Stripes with pink stripes instead of red and a peace sign in the canton and text on the stripes reading “peace is powerful! Love your country with your heart ♥️” and a square white sign with a black line drawing of a dove holding an olive branch, and the words “no war” In the window of the house is a sign reading “Jews for justice in Palestine”
River the tuxedo cat sleeps on a black leather chair in a right-facing half-curl, his head turned sideways to resting on his stretched left rear leg and contracted left foreleg
Pokemon go profile info Distance Walked 8,939.6 km Pokémon Caught 13,057 PokéStops Visited: 3,155 Total XP: 16,453,163 Start Date: 7/9/2016
Pokemon Go detail screen for Scraggy, a biped creature with a round head and huge flat eyes
Dark haired toddler in overalls sits in a chair, looking to his left and brooding. A bowl of vegetables sits on the wooden table in front of him.
Presidents of the United States who died in office William Henry Harrison April 4, 1841 Pneumonia Zachary Taylor July 9, 1850 Gastroenteritis Abraham Lincoln April 15, 1865 Assassination James A. Garfield September 19, 1881 Assassination William McKinley September 14, 1901 Assassination Warren G. Harding August 2, 1923 Heart Attack Franklin D. Roosevelt April 12, 1945 Cerebral Hemorrhage John F. Kennedy November 22, 1963 Assassination Donald J. Trump July 4, 2026 Fireworks disaster
Drew (Ronny Cox) holds his acoustic guitar (capo on the second fret) and looks toward the banjo player on the porch
Album cover of LEMONADE by Beyoncé
Black-and-white illustration of a Volkswagen Beetle driven by a lady with straight black hair and big eyeglasses, with a child in the passenger seat and three in the back, one of whom is being scrunched and smushed and is going to be carsick. From ALEXANDER AND THE TERRIBLE HORRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD DAY by Judith Viorst, illustrated by Ray Cruz.
Little Lebowski Urban Achievers. Inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.
Laura Dern, her mouth agape
Reddit reply from Wooden-you-4211: Can you believe they make a WNBA for men?
Table of Contents for Wikipedia article on Herbert von Karajan, "Biography" section: - Early life -- Genealogy -- Childhood and education - Career -- Early engagement -- Nazi years -- World War II
Arthur's fist
Terrell Owens, his arms wide
Dr. Pulaski (Diana Muldaur), standing, looks down skeptically at Commander Data (Brent Spiner) sitting and operating the helm controls.
Two page spread of MAD magazine “The Omenous” (parody of THE OMEN) written by Dick De Bartolo, illustrated by Harry North, Esq. reprinted in the Mad Super Special 1982
Kalispell forecast showing a week of rainy days and highs in the 50s or 60s Fahrenheit
Among several closely watched primaries across the city and state, the contest in the 10th District was notable for the degree to which it was dominated by questions about Israel. Both Mr. Lander and Mr. Goldman are Jewish and describe themselves as liberal Zionists, but they approach the issue in very different ways. Mr. Lander has spent decades in the world of progressive Jewish activism, working with organizations like Jews for Racial and Economic Justice and cofounding the New York Jewish Agenda, a left-leaning group.
Tweet from mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky, Aug 3, 2022: rapidly feel myself turning into a crank on the "AI" art thing. oh well. haven't seen much evidence that it *isn't* a big-tech-funded project to drive down the cost of visual art and every person plugging away teaching the algorithm (for free!) is being awfully useful to them Reply from Cris (without an H) @ambignostic Feeding absurd conceptual combinations to Dall-E feels a little like playing fetch with the Boston Dynamics murder dogs
Video clip from Instagram account of Texas Fawn and Friends fawn rescue. A teeny tiny spotted fawn licks the ear of a white doggie, who sits patiently accepting this
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The only controversial measure of McCartney’s solo greatness is artistic success, almost hopelesly subjective. Viewing McCartney so seriously cuts against his gift of bringing as much joy as possible into the world through his music.