Amber Valentine

@ambival.co.uk

304 Followers 552 Following

🏳️‍⚧️ 28 | She/Her 🇬🇧 Born in Cornwall 🔞 NSFW | MDNI ❤️‍🔥 DM for nudes! 🔁 Always refollows! 🎗️ gofund.me/9b6decb63 💍 @nuvy-iel.bsky.social - the love of my life! ❤️‍🔥 🎶 Music producer/artist ✝️ Humanist 🎤 spti.fi/ambival 🌐 ambival.co.uk

A cute piece of small cut-out artwork depicting a bouquet of flowers in a pixel art style that I found on the ground and proceeded to carry with me throughout my late-night adventure
A screenshot of the Facebook report menu with the following text: What's going on? - It's annoying or not interesting - I'm in this photo and I don't like it - I think it shouldn't be on Facebook - It's spam In the screenshot, the second option is selected.
a screenshot of my discord bio stating: https://www.ambival.co.uk/ yo yo yooo 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ - what up, biiiaaatch leave at the tone
A photo of a page from the book The Catcher in the Rye by J.D Salinger, showing the following text: “Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.”
Watching the crisis in the US unfold, it’s catastrophic for trans people and vulnerable groups. Martial law, detentions, passport revocations, healthcare restrictions, and disappearances - textbook totalitarianism. The threat is immediate and deadly. If you are trans, queer, disabled, or vulnerable, your life is at risk. If possible, leave the US. Survival is the priority. You are loved, you belong, and you deserve to live. Once safe, help others escape and build protective networks. To cis allies: support us in any way you can- money, shelter, legal aid. Prioritize the most vulnerable: disabled, neurodiverse, trans people of color. Every action matters. To those outside the US: Pressure your governments to open asylum for trans refugees. Rally, call daily, and organize support networks for trans refugees now. Lives depend on action. Stay strong. You are not alone. We will survive together.
A video of me in my burgundy work outfit (including the mentioned lipstick), dancing to the song “Jumpin’, Jumpin’” by Destiny’s Child while the lyrics appear on screen, along with the caption “taxpayer funded vibes”.
A photo of myself wearing glasses, a choker with a cross pendant, a leopard-print denim jacket, a brown fedora with a pair of aviator sunglasses atop the brim, and some light makeup (including a new matte lipstick)!
Screenshot of messages from a fake Bruce Springsteen account sending clearly-AI nonsense in response to the lies I sent: Me: That’s good, Spruce. I really liked your sitar work and your collaborations with the G Feet Brand. Them: Thank you! My exploration of the sitar was a fun and enriching experience. It added a unique, Indian touch to my music, and the collaboration with the G-Feet band was a great opportunity to explore new creative avenues. I'm glad to hear that you enjoyed my work and the collaboration!
A screenshot of a conversation between myself and a fake Bruce Springsteen scam account: Them: "Hello fan ❤️🎶 How are you doing today? I’m so happy to see you here! 🥰 This is my private space where we can connect more closely, share special moments, and show love to one another. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your endless support—it means the world to me. You are all part of my family now, and you’re always welcome here. 💕✨" Me: Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Them: Sorry I don’t understand Are you fan of mine
A photo of myself wearing sparkly red eyeshadow with dark eyeliner
A cropped screenshot of my ‘following’ count, currently at 420
A screenshot of my former social circle’s group chat, with messages sent by myself of a photo of me with one hand on my hip and an incredulous look (🤨) and the text: “pictured: me lookin around tryna see what the fuckin problem is 👀😘”
My friends list BEFORE changing my Facebook profile to have a feminine name and picture, showing a count of 394.
A picture of me wearing a cute new all-black formal outfit, shared to my Instagram story (with the song ‘Mathematics’ by Mos Def as the song), with the added text: Talk shit n git ya ass beat by a girl 🤷‍♀️😂
A screenshot of my Instagram story which is, itself, a screenshot of a post by the cornwallpride Instagram page calling for “kind replies only” in response to some bigoted bully claiming to “feel discriminated like and threatening to request a Freedom of Information report on “how much your pride events are costing tax payees”… The caption of the cornwallpride post reads as follows: Feeling all the love with a “lovely” email… 😳 Please help with a comment as a community reply… genuine kind replies only… to the below: On my own story, I added a middle finger emoji (🖕) and the following text: If you’re still fence-sitting in 2025 and showing “kindness” to bigots then you’re part of the problem Wake the fuck up - do NOT tolerate intolerance The first line of the 2Pac song If I Die 2Nite is visible, as that is the music I chose for the story: A coward dies a thousand deaths
A screenshot of my former friend from my hometown, in the middle of raging about my existence, claiming that said existence “hurts progression”: >No you are wrong >It hurts lots of people >It hurts progression.
A photo of myself wearing a new cow-print denim jacket (bought by the lovely mother of my wonderful boyfriend) along with a lot of makeup!
A screenshot of my posts massively praising the movie Borderlands/Final Prayer being liked by the director himself (who also followed me)!
A blurry long exposure photo taken with an iPhone: in the foreground is my forearm, behind which is myself looking into a vanity mirror - purple fairylights are visible in the background.
A fancy raspberry cupcake with pink frosting and bits of jam, in a shiny silver liner
The emblem of my satirical Facebook page “Institute for Fragile Masculinity Studies” - the word ‘Institute’ is misspelled as “INSTTIUTE” to bait condescending mansplainers (the logo is AI-generated [sue me] which is initially what led to the typo but instead of wrangling it into submission I decided to make a joke of it) and on the page itself it bears the following caption: “Any brave men around to rescue me from the tyranny of my own spelling? I simply couldn’t go on without unsolicited input from a confident male stranger.”
Homemade milkshake!! Chocolate, ice cream (two different flavours of Ben & Jerry’s), cinnamon, milk, ice & a shot of coffee!
Screenshot of a pretentious dork with awful mutton chops using a thesaurus to stroke his own ego, entirely unprompted: “I posess a seqsuipedalian vocabulary. Stop assuming and bloviating, or risk portraying a bovoporcine presentation.”
My absolutely abysmal bank balance, showing £1.78 in my account 😬😭
A screenshot of an interaction on Facebook: a random man named John Williams comments saying “That’s not Kate Bush” and I respond with a gif of THE John Williams - the iconic composer of many a classic film score - with the line “you’re not John Williams 🤔🧐”
A screenshot of a brief summary of the UK laws regarding online communications and social media offences: “This can be prosecuted under the Malicious Communication Act 1988 and the Communications Act 2003. Online threats could take many forms including threats to kill, harm or to commit an offence against a person, group of people or organisation.”
A closeup of the face of the character being designed for a logo of a product I am creating
The same braindead bright thinking he’s slick by pointing out that my ~15-year-old account has once upon a time clicked ‘Like’ on Kanye West’s page… prior to him becoming a nazi “pretended you don’t support him but, oh look, he’s on your FB 🤣What a prat you are 🤣”
An absolute troglodyte on Facebook thinking he’s slick after I call him “Dunning-Kruger effect incarnate; too stupid to comprehend his own stupidity” 🙄 His comment: “Amber Valentine how can the Dunning-Kruger effect be incarnate? Bless! 🤣”
A clip of Ambival performing “Take It Back” at Lafrowda Festival (15/07/23) while the audience sing along to the chorus
Chocolate milkshake!! 😍
A photo of my computer monitor with the Blue Sky login screen and the following error: “Unable to contact your service”
A screenshot of a message from my self-proclaimed contrarian acquaintance, on the topic of nazis and ironically flying swastika : “Who actually gives a fuck about somebody you aren’t associated with doing something you disagree with”
A cropped screenshot of the viewers of my Instagram story, showing Ryan Roxie - Alice Cooper’s guitarist
Some of the equipment and ingredients required to brew vape e-liquid; vegetable glycerin, propylene glycol, heat-resistant glass beakers, blunt syringes, cheesecloth, a thermometer, and some glass vials!
My boyfriend scratching our black cat’s head while she stands on his body as he lies down in bed
A screenshot of a quote from Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: “Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment.”
My new profile picture, a collage of three images; one with me wearing stylish 1920s attire at a fancy dress event, one with me making a silly pouty face, and one with me looking at the camera lustily
The poster for Vinci Gilligan’s new show, depicting what looks like a Petri dish with a smiley face carved into some sort of gel-like substance
The Cornish independence petition sitting at over 10,000 votes!
An upside down photo of me at work making a silly pouty face
A black cat sat in a loafy blob (paws tucked away beneath body) atop my boyfriend’s belly
A photo of the pause screen for the PS2 game Scooby Doo: Night of 100 Frights which I am currently emulating on my laptop
Three still frames from Terminator 2 showing the Terminator pulling a shotgun from a box of roses - a direct reference to Guns N’ Roses whose song ‘You Could Be Mine’ was used as an official tie-in with the movie
A screenshot of an email from AstroVials confirming that my order of 2x Estradiol Valerate is being prepared for shipment
Ambival’s BlueSky profile displaying her own custom domain of @ambival.co.uk
Screenshot from my boyfriend: “Play piano and sing for me, I could listen all day”
Two young potted houseplants: red roses and pink kalanchoe
A screenshot of a chat between myself and my boyfriend: Him: Just got assaulted by a drunk man on the bus Me: what Me: what bus Me: is he still on it Me: what route
A pill cutter loaded with a bunch of cut-in-half spironolactone and estradiol pills
Me drinking a slushie while rocking Ray-Bans like a true capitalist
The rapper Future wearing the KILL YOUR IDOLS shirt as made famous by Axl Rose
Axl Rose wearing a screen-printed shirt depicting a stylised yellow Jesus Christ with bold text saying “KILL YOUR IDOLS”
Ozzy Osborne with the caption “I’m going to bed. Fuck the lot of you.”
Me wearing a cute fedora-style hat while puffing on the old vapestick
A house under a rock
bad bitch in some 1920s garb 😘
“The Snake Swamp” - an activity that involves teams making their way around the centre obstacle without touching the ground, much like ‘the floor is lava’