amelia burger 👻

@ameliaburger.bsky.social

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they call me the greatest ‘cause i’m not very good and they’re being sarcastic.

screenshot of last.fm listening history showing scrobbles of different versions of “the confrontation” from different recordings of les miserables
google search result for “how many hours to rewatch entire mcu including tv” showing answer “The full MCU is approximately 566.4 hours (33,985 minutes) across 142 titles — 65 movies (137.4h), 52 TV series (423.3h), and 25 specials (5.8h)”
gray cat curled up on a green blanket on a lap
the outside of a first aid kit bag, it’s a light blue zipper bag with a cross inside a striped circle
“fuck everything we’re doing five blades” the onion headline
saoirse ronan "women"
Best Picture: One Battle After Another Best Director: Paul Thomas Anderson Best Actress: Jessie Buckley Best Actor: Timothée Chalamet Best Supporting Actress: Teyana Taylor Best Supporting Actor: Stellan Skarsgard
push notification from nbc news app says “bitesize cinema: your next favorite show to binge may be just 60 seconds long”
screenshot of google "AI overview" doing bad math "December 25, 1993, was exactly 32 years, 0 months, and 26 days ago as of December 20, 2025, which calculates out to over 11,683 days, or just over 31 years, making it a significant time in the past, right before Christmas Day."
screenshot of push notification from AMC Theatres app: Hope Is Uncharted Territory Get tickets to see GREENLAND 2: MIGRATION, opening Friday, 1/9.
leo pointing
a screenshot of a product review on the PF flyers website with a photo of a man looking away from the camera. the text of the review says "Of course! Here’s the revised version without the em dash: ⸻ At first, I bought the wrong size for my husband. These were actually a Father’s Day gift from our daughter, who really wanted to surprise him. He’s always joked with her about wanting a pair ever since watching The Sandlot, especially because she had a pair just like them for school. It turned into a sweet inside joke between them, so this gift meant a lot. We got the right size in the end, and he absolutely loves them!"
screenshot of an app notification that says “How are you feeling? Check in to track your emotions”
"Legit Question for Rural Americans" in Zohran campaign font
Do you ever read about how kids these days can’t do homework without chatgpt and start to feel despair for the future of the children and also society? What if I told you that you could throw money at that anxiety by donating to a program that provides creative writing programs for nyc students while also helping your good friend Amelia win at raising money and hopefully also trivia?
screenshot of email announcing new season of Movies Fantasy League
screenshot of NBC News notification "Eleanor Roosevelt's 30-year relationship with a trailblazing female journalist may have been romantic, biographer says"
image showing Rod Stewart as Lifetime Achievement Award recipient at American Music Awards
screenshot of google images search showing multiple photos of twinkie the loon, an interesting looking loon mascot
photo of gray cat named violet sleeping adorably with text on pink background “roses are red. violet is baby. something something valentines. so call me baby”
tv screen showing project for awesome youtube livestream featuring john green wearing a mullet wig and hank green. violet the gray cat is sitting on the soundbar in front of the tv.
hearbreaking! worst person you know just made a great point guy
screenshot of email from starbucks about redeeming birthday reward that says it can be redeemed on 12/25 or 12/26.
screenshot of notification on instagram that says “we removed your photo. The photo may try to get likes, follows, shares or video views in a misleading way.” it then shows the full text of the caption of the photo which reads “at the end of october I went to Texas to compete in the international shuffleboard championships. much like last year, some early tough losses dashed my dreams of true greatness but after crying about that for a bit I persevered and ultimately came in 25th place, which based on the structure was the highest I could possibly get after tuesday and also four higher than I placed last year! so I'm still pretty proud of myself and more than anything grateful to have had the opportunity to spend a week with so many weird and wonderful people. even though I'm antisocial half the time and bad at posting in a timely manner I am so so happy to have this community in my life and can't wait to see everyone at the next thing, whenever and wherever that will be!”
screenshot of co-star app notification “your day at a glance: there are times when it’s okay to be sad.”
photo of screen on airplane seat back, blue background with white text that says “content unavailable. we are unable to provide your selection at this time.”
screenshot of link on new york times crossword page with large text reading "Boffo" with subhead "Words to Know" and headline "What the Heck is That?"
screenshot of spotify “daylist” themed auto generated playlist titled “lonely breakdown friday evening”
screenshot notification from co-star app says “your day at a glance: you’re the funniest person you know.”
marie kondo I love mess gif