amanda 💫

@amemeda.bsky.social

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she/her • terminally online chronic romanticizer • alt account i guess

selfie of amanda
view from a boat of a small island with palm trees in the background and turquoise blue ocean water in the foreground
tabletop wooden staircase with different raw meat cuts on each step
screenshot of a discord dm reading "clocked your tea sis" with a screenshot of my discord listening status to the song "All The Things She Said"
Email contents reading: In a message dated 6/14/2009 12:50:30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, > Thanks u (: i have a "slight fever" ~Amanda [in purple text with a black highlight] Pon and Zi comic reading: "Teddies don't hug back, but sometimes they're all you've got." Pon and Zi comic reading: "My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing that they can't fight back when you bite their heads off." Live,Laugh,Die,Cry [each word in a different color—green, yellow, red, blue—with a black highlight]
screenshot of a busy room in Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom MMO
UH-OH⁉️💢 NEW YORK 😱😩🗽 The polls 🗳️✅ have CLOSED 🍆💦🚫 and the people 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🫂 have SPOKEN 🗣️💋📢‼️ Who’s that 👀😳 tapping ✊🔨 that GAVEL 🔨🏛️ of CITY HALL 🤤? It’s ZOHRAN 👑✨ MOMMY 👩‍🍼 DOMMY 💦🤰🏾, the INCOMING 🫃💥 MAYOR 🧑‍⚖️ of your PANTS 👖‼️ She looked 👀 at your RENT 📈🤢 and said "LET'S FREEZE ❄️🧊 THAT" 🥶💦... she looked at daycare 👶🍼 and said "FREE 🆓 UNIVERSAL 🌍 CHILDCARE" 🍼👩‍🍼... and when the billionaires 🧛‍♂️💰 tried to slide into her DMs 📱, she left their PACs 💼🎁 on READ 👁️📵❌! She’s not here to CUT 🪚📉 your taxes 💸😴, she's here to SPREAD 🫦 YOUR CHEEKS 🍑 and RAISE 📈😍 your EXPECTATIONS 🤓📚💫! "Time for your FINANCIAL 👛💰 LECTURE 🧐📢," she whispers 😮‍💨🤫, while the landlords 🧛‍♂️ are put in the CORNER ⛓️😖 to THINK 🤔 about what they've DONE 🍆💦. "You WILL 👁️👁️⚡ make the city affordable 🤝🍼 and you WILL 👁️👁️⚡ like it 🥰😇." She’s passing MUNICIPAL POLICY 📄 like it's a plate of veggies 🥦 you HAVE to finish 🍽️😤 before you get your DESSERT 🧁 of AFFORDABLE HOUSING 🏘️✅! And we're not just building apartments 🏢, we're giving the whole city a FULL 🍆💦 SUBSIDIZED CLIMAX 💦🎉 where the only thing going UP 📈 is your satisfaction 😩 and the only thing going DOWN 📉 is your rent 🥵! And those new GOVERNMENT-RUN grocery stores 🏛️🛒🥦? The shelves 🛍️ will be STUFFED 🍆💦 and the prices will make you SCREAM 😱🤤! You'll be bending over 🍑 for these LOW 🫦 LOW 🫦 prices ‼️ Getting POUNDED 🥵 by AFFORDABILITY 🤑 on our THROBBING 💗💦 DISCOUNT PRODUCE 🥒🍌‼️ And those buses 🚌? They're not just FREE 🆓, they're giving BACKSHOTS 🏃‍♂️💨🍑 against the schedule ⏱️—so fast ⚡ and frequent 🔄 you'll be seeing stars 🌟💫 on your way to work 💼‼️ So SEND 📤 this to 5️⃣1️⃣% of your local city council 🧍‍♀️🧍🧍‍♂️ and prepare to be GOVERNED 👩‍⚖️🍑💋! Get ready for a FOUR-YEAR TERM 🥵 of STRUCTURAL REFORM 🦾 and GENTLE 🤰🏾 BUT FIRM ✊🏻 GUIDANCE 🤷‍♀️💖
message conversation: > a long copypasta about zohran mamdani winning the nyc mayoral race > text spam that is supposed to read "PLEASE" > "I was like let me beat Amanda to her game" > "LMAO OOOOOO"
amanda in a lune from expedition 33 baguette outfit cosplay
amanda with a hand to her face, with her face painted in theatrical makeup suggesting she is wearing a porcelain mask that is cracking off
amanda in fake labubu-teeth makeup holding a labubu
a campfire at night
image of toad from the mario series with the text "stuff do be happening" "it be happening way too much" above and below, and "fukkkk lmao" in smaller text to the side
meme of a hello kitty plush on fire with text reading "Yeah I'm good just a bit tired"
disco balls in a dark purple-lit karaoke room
spotify daylist called "doom downtown vibes friday morning" with the description "Here's some doom, downtown vibes, softcore, fearful, yearning, bed rotting"
screenshot of Top artists this month: NIKI, Billie Eilish, Laufey, Toby Fox, Lyn Lapid, Clairo
meme of a graph fluctuating between low values ("it's so over") and high values ("we're so back")
dark, red-lit wall of a club with a tv monitor on it playing lord of the rings
screenshot of a conversation. gray text bubble reads "Amanda help I need pun help" and purple reply text bubbles read "hold on" "i need to savor this moment"
selfie of amanda
closeup of mingi from ateez on the big screen at a concert
outline of brain with "i love cooking and culinary arts as a creative outlet and a method of historical storytelling and a way to share culture and build community and provide for others and also it's just so yummy mmm mmmm" inside and speech bubble reading "i love food"
cropped screenshot of a file explorer window in folder "embarrassing no/Quick Cam/PRIVATE VIDEOS" with 5 videos from january 27, 2008, all titled with variations of "me being weird" or "me singing and dancing"
selfie of amanda
three tents on a campsite with the sun low in the sky, peeking between trees, and a picnic mat on the grass in the foreground
text from the game Deltarune reading "Ho ho ho! Let the Clown-Generated-Content begin!"
amanda in a frieren cosplay: a pale gray-blue almost white wig with long pigtails, blue-green contacts, elf ears, and holding an iridescent blue and white flower looking in the distance
selfie of amanda wearing blue-green contact lenses
screenshot of pins on a pinterest board, all of people with heavy defined eyebrows and matte eyeshadow in a range of pink/plum colors
text conversation reading: > good morning I hope everyone's day is GNARLY 💚 > Die > what's wrong my little taki
theatrhythm final fantasy arcade game, on the song selection screen
selfie of amanda in a zack fair closet cosplay with an aerith flower
amanda with blue contacts and a fake scar on her left cheek
amanda holding up a peace sign
spotify daylist called "yearning crash out night"
amanda in a closet cosplay of the shujin uniform from persona 5, sitting on the stairs smiling
card from a game that reads "i got vaccinated with... A: moderna; B: pfizer; C: j&j; D: none of the above"
screenshot of the spotify app playing What Was That by Lorde
dj in a smoky nightclub with green, blue, and red lighting
screenshot of a google calendar event block called "JOPPING"
portrait screenshot of a baldur's gate 3 player character. she is very pale with purple-hued skin, elf ears, no irises or pupils, a septum piercing. her white hair is pulled into a ponytail with face-framing pieces
a keyboard with a dusty rose and beige themed keycap set on a light pink deskmat
ticketmaster screenshot reading "your place in the queue is no longer valid"
screenshot of a message saying "can I be so honest I was gonna do this earlier but I got locked into ffxiv"
spotify playlist title "kpop that would kill a victorian child" and description "songs to turn ur brain off to" with a cover saying "cause when we jumping and popping we jopping" in the style of charli xcx brat album cover
a loaf of matcha and vanilla swirl pound cake with sliced strawberries
picnic blanket with a water bottle, bowl of Japanese curry, and a copy of Days at the Morisaki Bookshop
amanda in front of the bean in chicago
digital painting of 4 pomegranates, 2 half peeled
4 New York Times notifications with varying headlines relating to the Trump administration, Elon Musk, and current events
screenshot of an instagram DM notification reading: "I was gonna ask you for your Spotify wrapped / I know that's wild BUT I started listening to Vintage by Niki coz it was ur top song and I'm 1. obsessed 2. Wanting new music :))"
Spotify wrapped summary of top artists and songs
procreate canvas screenshot of a WIP drawing of a pomegranate with the reference on the side
blue, orange, and purple sunset/clouds view from a window
youtube gaming recap; top games of 2024 were persona 3 reload, final fantasy xiv, 13 sentinels: aegis rim, final fantasy vii remake, and final fantasy ix