Toad Ferguson

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Translucent blue fluted plate holding girelle, topped with panko crusted aubergine filets, tomato ragu, and oozing burrata. Accented with catnip flower and a hunk of baguette
Chunks of watermelon with thinly sliced red onion and fennel topped with three open burrata and sliced pea pods
Two tall Tecates on a slatted table at GWARbar with two plastic CONDIMENT CUPS as shot glasses
Photo of a demolished row home down to the basement foundation-bricks galore. Must wafts into the air.
Screen shot of a different Christian energy drink with a little bit of sacrelig vibes?
Sticker of an open mouthed frog with the words “don’t obey” above and below.
Sweep P’a (RVA) enoki Nashville sandwich, a pile of house fries.
Thinking about those beans original post.
A vegan cheesesteak with broccoli rabe and visible garlic at triangle tavern.
Black trucker jacket with heathcliff holding a fish patch “alley cat rawness” painted at top and bottom.
A sleeping creamsicle tabby with pink beans showing from a cute foot pile.
Dark grey Tiger tabby kitty cat with large white blaze on his pink nose, large saucer eyes, very cute
Orange tabby laying on a bed with his tongue out and pink beans exposed
Photo of an orange fernet branca pennant with a cape wearing gator holding a shot to the moon.
A black t shirt with hot pink LUV and a picture of David Johansen hangs on a white wire hanger on a 1990’s berry inspired wallpaper backdrop
A no left turn traffic sign with the words “pissgang” (including an anarchy a) spray painted across the red circle. A small Palestinian flag sticker waves in the bottom left corner
Flat Canada Goose decoy gets a ride in the bed of an oversized pickup truck, head blowing in the wind on the DC beltway.
Pigeons of various colors (including Rusty Pigeon) stand in a row atop a poo covered sidewalk
Graffitied wall featuring four toilet paper rolls in a curved line. White oversized toilet slightly in frame at the bottom left corner.
Small Turkey vulture perched on wooden fence post.
Cute Pomeranian chihuahua standing in the side beside the outline of a smiley face heart that says I love u
Screaming bald eagle perched on a leafless tree top in front of a waning moon. Mid blue sky.
A small ball peen hammer next to the crotch of a man in well worn black denim.