Ammy

@ammy.bsky.social

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đŸș (he/they) lvl 30+ jack of many trades trying to make the world slightly better... "Always keep learning."

Clip from the movie trailer starring Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal with two shots. First, Cage slowly looking at driver with horrible realization he might die with text: Normies starting to realize how bad it's getting. Then showing Pedro Pascal smiling gleefully with text: Me who knows it's gonna get worse.
stock photograph of a very basic wooden handle red toilet plunger.
modified Star Trek The Next Generation album cover which has enterprise and the crew profiles below. the modified title is instead "Art Trek: The Next Hyperfixation"
post by @hammancheez posting image showing the recent Mario movie compared to the 1992 one. New: a generic kids movie only held up by cameos and references. Old: an avant garde cyperpunk film about a dystopian capitalistic society hell bent on genociding the "inferior species" that is brought down by 2 blue collar men.
edited of 2020 viral image where there's tons of destruction in the background with one singed person sitting in a horrified daze while the person sitting next has hand over shoulder wearing a 2026 blue t-shirt and is saying "And that was only March!"
excerpt from article: "What I ended up doing was: I went into the console and gave myself a billion experience, which put me at, like, level 247. And I walked around with the unique nuke launcher that launched two, and then gave it the add-on that made each nuke launch 10 nukes. So I was running around super-nuking the entire wasteland and found four crashes in a single morning." The best part? "Back in those days, that would send out an email blast to the entire Zenimax Media company," McInerney says. "So, like, Robert Altman was getting emails that somebody found four crashes in a single morning. I would love to see an AI do my job. I am professionally stupid in a way that a machine could not even dream of."
Dafoe meme where he's smiling in a business suit with text: "I'm something of a renaissance artist myself."
chart of California statewide snowpack as of March 9 2026. while January was a great month and we nearly met the average, a dry February now has the level of 53% of normal. And that's before the upcoming heatwave... Source: https://snow.water.ca.gov/
Screenshot of the game Nanosaur (1996) by Pangea software.
Excerpt from article about the problem with financial analysts: "Why would we? Analysts don’t even look at earnings beyond making sure they beat on estimates. They’ve been trained for 20 years to take a puddle-deep look at the numbers to make sure things look okay, look around their peers and make sure nobody else is saying something bad, and go on and collect fees."
Meme image featuring anime icon Astolfo (from Fate/Stay series) with the title: How to quit being a wimp and DRESS MANLY like the GOOD OLD DAYS. It highlights every aspect of his dress and historical references when men had worn this as popular fashion, such as mail polish, lace cuffs, silk stocking, high heels, corset, and the color pink.
racoon meme showing two side profile of the creature on a blue background and shooting star and has the following text: No, I will not elaborate
A combination of the 60s spiderman pointing meme and the onion's sickos laughing meme. There are seven spiderman, each with the sicko's head, standing in a circle pointing at each other.
Yugioh meme, where Seto Kaiba holds up a card with the text "don't speak ill of the dead". Yugi counters with his card "don't be a piece of shit while you're alive" and the final panel shows Seto Kaiba screaming as he gets blown away from the card's power.
Excerpt from Techdirt article: The theory behind the shadow docket is pretty simple. Sometimes you need emergency relief to maintain the status quo while the regular judicial process works: full briefing, oral arguments, careful deliberation, the whole thing. The emergency docket exists so that irreversible harm doesn’t happen while everyone’s figuring out the right answer. But what’s been happening is the opposite. Rather than preserving the status quo, the Court has been allowing—encouraging, really—irreversible changes to happen, without bothering to understand the issues or explain the reasoning. And now they’re saying that these brain fart decisions based on zero details or due process, should be deemed the supreme law of the land? Jackson is having none of it:
Godzilla in the last episode from the anime Godzilla Singular Point.
Screenshot of Fallout 4 game zooming into a user interface element, where after player does an atrocious action it displays the text "Everyone disliked that."
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Clip from Zelda parody, The Adventure of Lunk. Which a very beefed up version of Link with an over-exaggerated frown stands in front of dungeon door. A fairy loops around his head with the label 2024. The 2024 fairy bounces around in the air for a few more seconds before Lunk pulls out an old man villager he kidnapped before and uses him as a club to wack the fairy off over the horizon. Good riddance.
Korean news show where anchor guy makes silly explanation about Santa delivering gifts, making lady co-anchor laugh. Caption follows: If Santa needs to deliver gifts to 822 households per second, it actually no longer counts as delivering a gift. Instead it's more like shooting a gift out like a laser. So, for that reason, you need to tell your children if you stay awake on Christmas eve, you will not receive your Christmas presents. If you don't go to bed and stay in the living room, you could get hit by the gift that shoots like laser and then die. (co-host laughs and then mutters Christmas laser). So you have to sleep on Christmas Eve. If you walk around in the living room, you could get hit by Santa's gift that shoots like a laser, it will put a hole through you. So you must sleep on Christmas Eve.
Meme of Captain Barbarossa from Pirates of the Caribbean, but donned in futuristic neon-lined garb while wearing a glasses-like floating transparent digital overlay. There is a night city landscape behind him filled with skyscrapers. The bold meme text states "You best start believing in cyberpunk dystopias. You're in one."
clip labeled "Toothless is just a big cat" which shows the live-action remake version of him at the studio chewing on cables and doing silly gremlin stuff like mimic the actor rehearsing lines right behind him.
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Scene from Avatar: The Legend of Korra which the sleazy entrepreneur Verrick is wearing a bear-platapus costume. He is partially crawled out of the maw and is smirking at another character off-screen.
video clip of someone making an itty bitty cup of coffee that's smaller than their thumb
video clip of a troupe of pikachu costume dancers putting on a show
Scene from The Witcher, where Geralt of Rivia is sitting at the table casually talking to someone offscreen. Subtitle says "I've lived through a whole dark age and three supposed end of days."
View from inside a bathroom shower tub. A cute red fox is perched over the ledge, and has the end of a large red plumbing wrench in its mouth. The wrench is twisting the tub faucet.
Celebrating 10m users. #233,408. First 10% Bluesky Elder Certified
Thanks chiefly to the legacy Twitter LBO debt, Barclays senior M&A team were informed last year their annual compensation would shrink by 40% over the previous year. The cut was so severe that almost a quarter of the bank’s 200-plus managing directors quit once they had collected it.
A online store listing of Copper Ingots for sale. There are stack of ingots on pallets in the photo, and below it, the text underlined says the minimum order is 25 metric tons.
Screenshot of one of Mother 3's scenes where Lucas goes off a cliff trying to reach out to his mother Hinawa in the clouds (who died in the first chapter in the game).
A vintage roller coaster ride promotional poster showing two coasters passing by. The first coaster full of people screaming is labeled "people who got up at 6 a.m.' The second coaster full of zombies, labeled "people who are still awake at 6 a.m."
a kiwi flying on a broom, drawn very quickly in ms paint. the kiwi is happy.
The word "NO" in the gothic font & background used in the game Darkest Dungeon 2. The letters contrast the gloomy background by being colored in the RGB spectrum.
Famous Buster Keaton silent film scene where the front of an entire house falls on him, but he's totally fine because he was standing in the open window spot.
Bowser in a suit strapped to a chair, from the 90s hit movie Super Mario Bros. Fun fact, the resemblance of this Bowser to the indicted screaming tangerine is not coincidence.
a masterful art piece done in roughly 15 seconds in microsoft paint of rincewind from neck up, including the iconic hat saying "wizzard". there's a bunch of horizontal streaks indicating he's running like the wind, and behind him is random geometrical shape with the label "that 4 sided triangle thing"
Meme of 1960s of two spiderman pointing at each other but it's been gloriously modified to be seven spidermans in a circle all pointing and their heads have been replaced by the "Hahaha! yes! yes!" sickos guy.