Ashley Miller

@amreports.bsky.social

3100 Followers 324 Following

Digital Communications Manager and Social Media Officer for the City of Minneapolis. Terrible opinions on here are my own though. She/her.

Children and adults in a snowball fight downtown Minneapolis
View from the commons downtown Minneapolis, with City Hall and Capella in the background
Screenshot from Jurassic Park 3 when Alan has a nightmare
Do You Hear That? Nothing! You may have experienced a slightly more peaceful lunch period than you expected this afternoon. The city of Minneapolis canceled its monthly weather siren test, which ordinarily takes place at 1 p.m. on the first Wednesday of the month, because there is a possibility of actual severe weather today. So if you do hear sirens, panic! This decision disappointed a passel of obsessives on Bluesky who like to post “awoo” when the “lunch siren” goes off. But fear not, awoo crew: The sirens will be tested next Wednesday, as the city announced in this cute lil post… See all the fun you’re missing if you’re still hanging out on Twitter?
Adam Silver saying “get ready to learn hot dish buddy.”
Boxer saying “okay, I am going to enjoy summer.” Followed by the same boxer sitting down and saying “damn summer got hands.”
Heavy rain in downtown Minneapolis
Governor Walz says Naz Reid
I am in hell help me
View of downtown from target field, with a few buildings partially obscured by fog.
Crazy long line at target field
Lynx basketball
Strib post saying “members of two antifa groups are set to be charged”
Minnesota flag hastily photoshopped into a meme saying “how many times do we have to teach this lesson, old man.”
Smiling child saying the evil is defeated
Sunny Minneapolis skyline
Dark clouds over target field which has purple lights
Screenshot from a teams meeting. The background is the Minnesota state flag, an anti-AI sign and a Timberwolves pennant.
Epic match-ups: Where Art and Sports collide
No AI poster
Taxidermy fox
Wolves logo in different parts of downtown
A target with massive snow covered mountains in the background.
Reagan-Mondale electoral map superimposed with notable Minnesota figures
Michelin tire dining at Stock & Bond
A picture of Gai Noi with a Michelin tire dinning at the table.
Putting the mid in midcentury
winter storm warning
Screenshot from I Think You Should Leave where Tim Robinson doesn’t know how to drive. He says “I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m scared.”
Anti-AI sign hanging in a cubicle.
A beautiful yet cold woman
Allianz Field banner with the rebel loon and the phrase we have friends everywhere
Thai tea French toast from Diane’s place with raspberries
GEORGE BUSH FAT DOG MEMO ANNIVERSARY
GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Focaccia sandwich with turkey, roasted eggplant and arugula
Very polite looking golden retriever
Me standing next to an old school strib print stand.
Bovino spotted in South Dakota, Wyoming
Greg Ketter walking through a cloud of smoke
A post from the official Netflix account hyping up a new documentary about the Miracle on Ice with found footage.
large crowd with US Bank Stadium in the background
Several agents hold a person down and sprays them with pepper spray.
A big old torta
Press release
North Star Deli storefront
Morning Huddle
The presses stop.
Minnesota Star tribune front page
It’s cold
Listening age is 67
My what zoom in meme
Crying, reverent Danny DeVito saying “I get it now.”
Cardboard Halloween costume of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Slack profile picture is Dwight with a pumpkin stuck on his head
Wolves new court logo, with the trees and font from the 90s
Cupcake with green frosting that has googly eye sprinkles
A THICK turkey sandwich on focaccia with giardiniera
A black 90s-style windbreaker with the trees and old Timberwolves logo. Cost is $200.
Guy pointing at himself in disbelief