Atari Amstradsen

@amstradsen.bsky.social

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De facto guy. Not the professor of rare moths, sadly. Manages people and systems, sometimes well. People with Teslas that get upset with me for telling them some truths can jog on.

Bandet ber om 10.000 kroner fra hver av kommunene som E6 går gjennom, fra Svinesund til Bodø. Det vil i så fall bety 45 kommuner. – Vi har lyst til å gjøre stas på E6 og folkene som lever sitt liv med og rundt denne viktige hovedgjennomfartsåren, skriver Bjarne Brøndbo i en e-post til kommunene. Anledningen er 30-årsjubileet til D.D.Es hitlåt «E6».
Liten katt som løper over en bsky-post
Lionel Messi i Argentinadrakt, luntende.
A scene from Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope in the Mos Eisley cantina, with Chewbacca, Obi Wan, Luke and a couple of denizens at the bar, overlaid with a colorful graphic reading “HYDRATION BREAK.”
Erling Haaland exiting a plane coming home to Norway after the World Cup, carrying a taxidermied racoon which holds a liquour bottle.
A Tintin-style book cover titled “Tintin in America,” showing Tintin scoring a goal against a USA goalkeeper while Snowy runs across the pitch with him.
Vizzini smugly sits across from the Man in Black and challenges him to a battle of wits. Naturally, the Man in Black agrees to this battle of the minds and places two goblets in-front of Vizzini and asks, “Where is the poison?” Vizzini conjectures, postulates, surmises, guesses, estimates, and runs through dozens of difference scenarios for why The Man in Black would put the poison in one glass versus the other. Vizzini confidently grabs a goblet, they toast, and Vizzini dies.
Screenshot of the ChatGPT input bar with the disclaimer edited in red to change “ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info.” into “ChatGPT will make mistakes. Check everything.”