Amy (Depraved Moron)

@amybryner.bsky.social

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Antiracist and antifascist. Pro-democracy. Middle-aged Swiftie. Seattle sportsball. Binge watching clever television. Reading banned books. Pineapple on pizza. Family.

Tuxedo kitten with a light pink collar sitting proudly on the back of a chair looking at you with judgment in her eyes.
A cheerleading team in a pyramid formation on stage. In the foreground a cell phone being held up playing the fateful end of the Super Bowl when the Seattle Seahawks made the grave mistake of not letting Marshawn Lynch run the ball.
In a crowd of Seahawks fans an obnoxious religion pusher with a megaphone and a sign that asks “are you right with god?”
Rectangle cake with white icing and pink candles. The cake has a close up image of Leonardo DiCaprio’s face and says “Nooo don’t turn 25 you’re so sexy aha” and is the same image as used on Sabrina Carpenter’s 25th birthday cake.
A black and white kitten standing on her hind legs on a treadmill grabbing at a pink feather cat toy. The background is a white cabinet with various plants on it.
A red stop sign on a suburban street corner with “ice” spray painted creating a “stop ice” message.
Woman in a white Seahawks sweatshirt holding a black and white kitten while a sad small, fluffy black and white dog protests the baby.
Black and white kitten on a furry beige blanket.
A photo of a leafy green plant in an antique horseradish crock sitting on a grey table. There is a sticker on the crock that says “fuck ice.” Above the plant is a framed Maya Angelou quote.
A sweet but selfish small black dog with a white face and chest and wet from being outside on the rain.
Chocolate chip cookie being held by a hand with orange chipped nail polish.
Young girl in Mariners gear with the interior of Safeco Field in the background.
Tmobile Park in Seattle
Tmobile Park during a Banana Ball game with the roof lit up with a yellow W for the mariners win.
Looking out a an MLB field.