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she/it, animated transsexual catgirl angel prayermountain.bandcamp.com

the lady from the picture above making a funny face while she toots on a the recorder
the bloodless quant from Haus of Decline's comic but instead of holding a chart, he's holding a bachelor's degree from tulane university
the logo for the band jawbreaker but the four F shapes have been made into an abstract version of Loss
a cast iron pizza with eggs, jalapenos, ham, and scallions
Elon Musk tweet from x the everything app: it's a meme where the left alienates the sweet gentle centrists who have no choice but to become conservative
a black tactical looking pocket knife with a pocket clip and safety switch for the assisted open. the hinge has red detailing. the blade has "coast" written on it
a cast iron pizza with eggs, tomato, scallion, and ham
picture of a bottle of demeter brand kitten fur perfume
a metal teapot like you'd see in a Chinese restaurant with some white teacups
a teal bowl full of bread dough
"the sound no giant pumpkin grower wants to hear"
guardian headline "energy drinks to be banned from sale to under-16s in england" "about 100,000 children across the country drink the high-caffeine beverages daily"
the above kitten and another mug with a white kitten playing in a ballet slipper. both have golden rims
a porcelain mug with a painting of a wreath of pink roses around a perfect grey fluffy kitten printed on it. at the top of the wreath, a purple ribbon is tied into a fancy bow.
screenshot of a draft that is 40 characters too long that reads "it's a central theme of the paul blart: mall cop films that his desire to emulate the police is paul blart's biggest weakness and the more he acts out of the christlike love for humanity that sits at the core of his being, the more effective he is at protecting the people around him and defusing violence before something tragic can happen"
part of the wikipedia page for toast hawaii, an open faced sandwich of toast, ham, pineapple, and cheese with a maraschino cherry on top. it says that the sandwich is from Germany and created by Clemens wilnenrod
in January 2025, governor ron desantis appointed yenor to the board of trustees for University of West Florida in Pensacola, Florida. Yenors appointment was accepted withixed reviews. he vacated his post on April 9, 2025
One-Liner Jokes for Teens A lot of people cry when they cut an onion. The trick is not to form an emotional bond. What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious. I thought I’d tell you a great time-travel joke, but you didn’t like it. I couldn't figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me. I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn't find any. I failed math so many times at school, I can't even count.
"asking Eric" "longtime friend always looking for a handout" a thumbnail along with a picture of Eric, a bald man with a beard wearing a floral shirt and green jacket.
a single grape with a smiley face drawn on it
A photo of the sky
Amy posing in front of the mirror in a pink and blue bra and some weird patterned pants (actually a romper that's halfway off)
New York times headline that reads "live updates: platner suspends senate bid in Maine after rape accusation"
As for me, my apology is as follows: "[this space left intentionally blank]" I stand by my previous defense of Platner. Offensive tattoos and sexting-out-of-wedlock struck me as the most Marine shit ever. I literally know Marines who’ve done both but later grew up and became decent guys. (Hi if you’re reading this!) I still believe in my bones that people like that deserve to have a shot at public office and that our country would be better for it. But the Marines I’m describing were never accused of more serious things like sexual assault.
a neon sign that says "glizzy hole" and "hot dogs" with an arrow
Ex-girlfriend of Graham Platner says he removed condoms without consent during sex. the campaign for the Democratic Senate candidate in maine called the allegation "categorically false and politically motivated"
a panel from the comic strip "crankshaft" a group of elderly and middle aged people somberly walk past a derelict building with the word "Chippewa" written on it. the building also has had a sad clown drawn on it, along with the words "The old Fortune Teller lies dead on the floor nobody needs fortunes told anymore". above the building is a musical staff with a snippet of melody and lyrics beneath it that read "my makeup is dry and it cracks on my chin... im drowning my sorrows in whiskey and gin... so let's all drink to the death of a clown"
loading blue sky image
an ad in an old comic book for 25 live seahorses
a bowl of crispy pork belly and ghost fire green over rice. ghost fire green is a slaw-like dish made from chilis, garlic, scallion, and ginger
an action figure of the wwe wrestler "the big show" with an action figure of quark from Star Trek deep space nine sitting on his shoulder, arms raised in glee
a little container of hummus with chili oil and fermented soybeans
a logo on a chalkboard that is supposed to say "cass toys" but looks like "ass toys"
June: God, my God. I know. Am I canceled now? Because every Wednesday night, or whatever night of the week it was on, there were just gay people on TV, and they were very attractive gay people, which didn’t hurt. But I truly think that just seeing people and just seeing that, Oh, it’s just a relationship, that as bonkers as it seems, really does make a huge difference. And the fact, too, that there are many more trans people feeling that they don’t have to hide something that they know so well at an early age, or whatever age. That it’s something that is no longer so terrifying that they have to keep it a secret and try to tamp it down, even, in themselves. That’s good.
4 beautiful women from the 50s
a glass and metal box. the front panel has a fairy labeled "svmmer"
a closed closet door with some purses and a couple towels getting from a flower themed door hook
amy in a tied off striped crop top with aviators and her hair down
a purple critter stuffed into a Santa mug with corpsepaint
"in retrospect we should have known we were doomed when we couldn't come up with a dance for damn daniel" - guy in a bombed out post apocalypse around the fire
a sorta chubby trans girl wearing a crop and short. shorts with hearts on them
woody, a toy cowboy with a bald spot on the top/back of his head
orange crush mini 3 watt guitar amplifier. small, orange, and 3 knobs
2 bags of lentils on top of pump #4 at a circle k station
supergirl on a bottle of guava goddess kombucha
a girl wearing a green hat, grey shirt, pigtails, and aviator frames
two plushies, one is gatoman, a digimon who looks like a white bupedal cat with big claws and a long tail and purple accents, the other is dokin chan, a little orange humanoid critter with a white face, red nose and a single antenna with a ball on the end
a bowl of beans and rice with sweet plantains and cheese
little gil, a hand puppet of a bald old man with a mustache.
a laserdisc and sleeve for the the film Toys, starring Robin Williams. Robin Williams is wearing all read and smiling in front of a blue sky background. the laserdisc is like a large CD or dvd, but is a bit more than double the diameter
ocarina of Time remake child link being sleepy in his forest bed
rayman legends retold remake picture, the characters all look gross and photorealistic
plushies sitting on a bed (l-r) vintage garfield plush, sleeping Marie from the aristocats, a green axolotl, a brown dog, a purple nudibranch, a purple ouioui, a dalmation, dokin-chan from anpanman, a little bug, a grey elephant, a blue elephant, and Sylveon)
a man wearing a hat that says "fujoe" and is in front of an American flag
job listing for a part-time professional driver with hertz Safety is our top priority. All ORO vehicles are clean, inspected, and equipped with cameras. Schedule & Availability Work up to five shifts per week ( only 2 days a week required). Available Shifts: AM Shift: 7:00 AM – 12:00 PM PM Shift: 3:00 PM – 8:00 PM Hourly Rate: $14.00/hour + tips What You’ll Do Safely transport passengers who you connect with through the Uber app. Deliver a friendly, professional experience and respond to passenger needs. Assist passengers with loading and unloading items. Use GPS and maps to determine optimal routes. Follow all company safety procedures and protect company assets. Complete required pre and post‑shift vehicle inspections. Retrieve and return vehicles during each shift. What We’re Looking For Must be 23 years of age or older Valid Georgia driver’s license Minimum one year of licensed driving experience Personal s mart phone required Fluent in English (read, write and speak) Fleet Mobility Solutions, LLC, and each of its subsidiaries operating individually under the trade names "Oro" or "Oro Mobility" manage vehicle fleet to support app‑based and on‑demand mobility services in the United States.
a box fan with the numbers in order from 0-3 on the speed dial