Amy Gray

@amygray.bsky.social

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Writer and mal vivant.

Umberto Eco
A series of red stools on chrome bases in an espresso bar where I am a wanker.
Three hot air balloons fly over Melbourne’s CBD as seen from Hamer Hall in Southbank.
A slag looks at the abyss and the abyss offers her a cigarette and offer to live deliciously.
Et in Arcadia, ego sum chungus.
One of my crows. They leave me bones.
Email from: Damon Young. Subject: Brisbane & Melbourne: I’m coming to you.
This is Bruce Willis in his best movie. ACTING.
Grey Irish Wolfhound named Orla stands on red earth in the desert near Alice Springs.
@Pop Crave: A bird dropped a severed human hand into a schoolyard in Ireland yesterday. (Includes pics of a hawk? And a park swing set surrounded by caution tape.) @computer_gay quote tweet: close enough. welcome back david lynch.
Screencapped news alert: The Australian scientists playing a crucial role in monitoring a ‘city destroyer’ asteroid that could hit Earth in 2032. (ABC News Australia)
Richard E Grant as Withnail, dressed as a rapscallion aristo wastrel with coat and scarves, sneering at the camera with a lit cigarette.
A rather voluptuous tuxedo cat rolls on its back.
Atreyu, a young boy wearing camel-coloured vest and marked as “me”, is stuck trying to pull Artax, a white horse marked as “2025” out of the Swamp of Sadness. Sourced from the Neverending Story.
A scene from movie named Annihilation. Group of minimum four women soldiers look at the decomposing, mutated and assimilated bodies of male soldiers, formed into mould.
Phone contact screen shows Peter Anderson’s name amended to Wheelie-Chuckin’ Bogan.
Picture of grey Irish Wolfhound and smaller, dark brown bull arab dog looking up the green backyard towards an orange hill. Taken in Alice Springs, NT.
Readings receipt addressed to “Dr Damon Worst Human In The World Young”. Because he is. Stop fighting me.
Amy’s suggested photo for “Quote post with an image of how you picture 2025” is Winona Ryder from the film Heathers, standing in the aftermath of a bomb, her hair disheveled, blood on her face while smoking a cigarette.
Doc Evatt, hiding a eucalyptus leaf from the Tories.
Supermarket’s produce section with blue linoleum while a man in the distance stands with his back turned under a red neon Delicatessen sign.
Amy Gray is seated in a back yard with a lit cigarette and a mug whose text and handle form the word ‘cunt’ while blowing out a plume of cigarette smoke. She is wearing a black tshirt with ‘Hips Lips Tits Power’ in fading print.
Text from 19 year old: I am a bad judge of what books a child would read. What do 7 year olds want. Is it Frankenstein.
[text messages from teen who listened to Metal Machine Music I. mother’s recommendation] Teen: Oh, I like this. My brain is very quiet.
Unwrapped sandwiches stacked on top of one another so the bread can age and curl at a 1972 London cafe.
Tonkatsu, a fluffy ginger cat, lays on his belly, with his paws up and adoring eyes looking for a smoodge.
Teen: Forgot busses replaced trans Me: Happy Wear It Purple day, Bussys.
Predator 2 film poster - Predator/Yautja stands on pedestal with spear, giving LA the ol’ razzle dazzle
A (extraterrestrial) predator, aka Yautja, aka Amy Gray, screams into the void of a tropical jungle.
A very large cat props up its belly while looking expectantly for food. This is compared to Baron Harkonnen because someone’s a wanker (Amy, it’s Amy).
Deer wearing leather mask at Hail Lilith bar.
Max Greebo Band: AWWWWW BIIIIIZJO MAAAAAAAAAAAY
A comically large Irish Wolfhound sits in an armchair like she’s people. Really really disappointed people.
An Irish Wolfhound stares at my breakfast of stone cold sausage roll with yearning…and possibly malice.