Anathaeum

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A vintage cube draft deck. Dimir reanimator featuring Atraxa, Vaultborn Tyrant, Animate Dead, Exhume, and Ancestral Recall.
An edit of a Futurama where Kif displays a route map and Zap Brannigan scribbles a new route over it in pen, except the background and displayed map have been changed to be the submarine and map from Iron Lung respectively.
An edit of Xûr offering the viewer a letter L covered in Taken goop. It's a Taken L.
A blurry image of the Drifter looking at a horse in the realms of the Nine. The horse is contorted to be exceptionally chubby and stumpy. The caption is edited to read "A honse."
An edit of Oryx offering a bowl of shrimp-fried rice, with text reading "¿Quieres?"
A raid strategy guide image for Atheon in the Vault of Glass raid, featuring a simple illustration of the six numbered oracles surrounded Atheon, which is replaced with an MS Paint doodle of the final boss of Scourge of the Past with a tiny penis.
An edit of an untextured prototype Asher Mir model, slowly disintegrating Thanos-snap-style. XYZ coordinates and a faded copy of the model look in in the background.
An edit of the "do you think Margaret Thatcher had girl power" meme, but with Ghost asking Variks whether he thinks Eramis has girl power. The last panel is altered to ask "Do you think she effectively utilized girl power by murdering hundreds at Twilight Gap, launched a raid on the Tower to steal SIVA, intentionally mislead the Eliksni into rallying on Europa, enter a pyramid with the intention on using the Darkness, attempt to kill her followers to prevent any questions, open up an ancient Vex gate to intentionally kill off half of her followers, and nearly killing me and the one person who saved you?"
An edit of the 'The Devil Wears Prada' scene wherein two people ask a third whether she's asking the Chanel boots. Instead, a Hunter and a Warlock ask another Hunter if she's wearing the ST0MP-EE5.
A powered vintage cube draft deck: Dimir reanimator featuring Metamorphosis Fanatic and Archon of Cruelty, with a white and red splash for Forth Eorlingas! There's a tonne of fixing in triomes and fetches; plus Mox Jet, Mana Crypt and Mox Diamond.
A grid of video games, each with labels, with the title "About Me: Video Games". The labels and games are as follows: Favourite game: Outer Wilds Best story: Outer Wilds Favourite art style: Journey Biggest personal impact: Outer Wilds Best combat: Ultrakill Most excited for: Deltarune Underrated: Outer Wilds Justifies the existence of games: Outer Wilds Needs a remake: Beyond Good & Evil Criminally overlooked: Caves of Qud Best protagonist: Wanderstop Best secrets: Blue Prince Best soundtrack: Outer Wilds Best multiplayer: Journey Not usually my thing, but...: Elden Ring Turn my brain off: Super Metroid Best with friends: Outer Wilds Best retro game: Super Metroid Nostalgic childhood game: Sam & Max Hit the Road Game everyone should play: Outer Wilds
A grid of video games, each with labels, with the title "About Me: Video Games". The labels and games are as follows: Favourite game: Metroid Prime 2 Echoes Best story: Signalis Favourite art style: Journey Biggest personal impact: Undertale Best combat: Ultrakill Most excited for: Deltarune Underrated: In Stars and Time Justifies the existence of games: Outer Wilds Needs a remake: Beyond Good & Evil Criminally overlooked: Caves of Qud Best protagonist: Wanderstop Best secrets: Blue Prince Best soundtrack: The World Ends With You Best multiplayer: Stardew Valley Not usually my thing, but...: Elden Ring Turn my brain off: Slay the Spire 2 Best with friends: Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes Best retro game: Super Metroid Nostalgic childhood game: Sam & Max Hit the Road Game everyone should play: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
A grid of nine video game titles. They are as follows: Pokémon Blue; Metroid Prime; Beyond Good and Evil; Undertale; Outer Wilds; Caves of Qud; Signalis; Destiny 2 Forsaken; and Sam & Max Hit the Road.
A grid of nine Magic: the Gathering cards, which are as follows: Sakashima the Impostor; Emry, Lurker of the Loch; Pernicious Deed; Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose; Wasteland; Sauron, the Dark Lord; Gush; Manifold Key; and Smallpox.
An edit of the Dril candles meme. It reads as follows: wint: romance $200, fight scenes $150, angst $800, bibliography $3600, dialogue $150, someone who is good at word economy please help me budget this. my fanfiction is dying. craig: @dril spend less on citations dril: @craigus12 no
A custom MTG card: Arcbound Familiar. 3 for a 2/2 fox artifact creature. Its text reads: "Hideaway—Sunburst (When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of colors of mana spent to cast it. Exile one card face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)" and "When this creature dies, put the exiled card into its owner’s hand."
A custom MTG card: Winter Sun. 3 for an artifact. It reads "Whenever an activated ability of a nonbasic land is activated, put a stun counter on it."
A custom MTG card: Saffi, Lim-Dul's Puppet. 1BG for a 2/2 zombie scout legendary creature. Its text reads "Menace. Antidelirium - Whenever this creature attacks, if you have three or fewer card types among cards in your graveyard, create a Tarmogoyf token that’s tapped and attacking."
A custom MTG card - Firefiend's Wish. 1R for a Sorcery that reads "Each player may reveal a card they own from outside the game and exile it. Each player who exiled a card secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then those players reveal those numbers simultaneously. Firefiend’s Wish deals damage equal to the highest number to each player that chose that number. For as long as the exiled cards remain in exile, those players may cast them and spend mana of any type to cast them."
A custom MTG card: Moonlight Exhalation. 2W for an Instant that reads "Each player exiles a nontoken creature they control. At the beginning of the next end step, return each creature exiled this way to the battlefield under its owner’s control." Its flavour text reads "Tamiyo often brought companions on her excursions to the Heron Moon."
A custom MTG card. Strobehide Jackalope: 3U for a common 2/2 Rabbit Elk Creature. It reads "When this creature enters, return target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value X or less to its owner’s hand, where X is the number of cards in your hand." Its flavour text reads "Xerex has twisted the jackalope’s antlers into fractal ivory."
A photo of a small theatre stage with a crumbling set-piece, lit up in moody red lighting.
An image of Duke Nukem holding out an iced coffee and a bag of Dunking Donuts. Text reads "Here some dunky donut because you vaccinating."
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a spicy translucent Christmas ornament with a glowing yellow light in the centre. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Pocket Volantis. Description: A fraction of the size but a hundredfold the cheap plastic. Added in: Season of the Lost (2021.08.24)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a thorny metal ring with bands of red and silver running through the alloy. Type: Legendary Titan Artifact. Name: Ageis Ring. Description: In memory of those who were not with you when you were not alone. Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2021.05.11)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a broken iPhone 4, glass shattered and wires sticking out. Type: Legendary Hunter Artifact. Name: Golden Age Comms. Description: Despite the best efforts of the Cryptarchy, Master Rahool is legally forbidden from fixing this device Added in: Season of the Worthy (2020.03.10)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's an hourglass filled with purple sand, with purple vines growing over it. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Hedyon Hourglass. Description: An Awoken ritual timepiece filled with 891 seeds from a rare species of diffusuceae, one for every survivor. Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2018.08.28)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a glowing blue mechanical gyroscope. Type: Legendary Titan Artifact. Name: Delver Incubus. Description: ...mbra. Eight snake. Left stairs. Top right. Inner. Sixteen. Chalice. Puppy. Eleven-pointed star. False. Trian... Added in: Season of the Outlaw (2018.08.28)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It's a green fractal-like shard of rock. Type: Legendary Hunter Artifact. Name: Negative Fractalline. Description: owes owes owes garden owes owes owes Added in: Season of Dawn (2019.12.10)
A fake Destiny artifact item. It appears to be a piece of glass with an inkblot test on it. Type: Legendary Warlock Artifact. Name: Rorschach's Lens. Description: "The Cryptarchy says this mirror's of Vex origin. It's not much of a mirror - all I see is my parents fighting." Added in: The Taken King (2015.09.09).
A close-up photo of a showcase foil Mox Jasper.