🎶Em She Was🎶

@andemwas.bsky.social

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The real deal, now with a few more years and 90% less patience! DM me for an insta-block! Living on the Dirty Blvd. 🎶Missing enough to feel all right, and she was🎶

A grey shelf cloud above a city skyline
All this will not be finished in the first one hundred days. Nor will it be finished in the first one thousand days, nor in the life of this Administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin. Inaugural Address
You have died of trickle down economics
Pokemon cannabis and hello kitty
Two cups of powerful atomic Sprite
A person with glasses screaming this place is a death trap run!
A very blue sky is the backdrop for some concrete and glass high rise buildings.
A floor vacuum hits into furniture while ironically whimsical music plays in the background.
If I don’t turn it into a joke it will destroy me.
a mock up of Bo from ABFAB healing someone.
Bette Davis with a third eye
Michael Jackson looking over an aisle of items
A smiling man in a blue checked suit at a mic. Entertainer Uncle Floyd Vivino.
A man with a Mohawk of cigarettes
MY EVERY DAY: IS A FRESH HELL
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - GEORGE ORWELL, 1984
A poorly photo shopped image of DJT with a bong and some smoke.
Instead of Depression Andrea Gibson 1975- try calling it hibernation. Imagine the darkness is a cave in which you will be nurtured by doing absolutely nothing. Hibernating animals don't even dream. It's okay if you can't imagine Spring. Sleep through the alarm of the world. Name your hopelessness a quiet hollow, a place you go to heal, a den you dug, Sweetheart, instead of a grave
It really puts perspective Yeah, too much. There's too much fucking perspective now.
Rob Reiner, Robin Wright et al on the set of The Princess Bride
A black and white picture of a woman with a crudely photoshopped pen in her mouth. Bad photoshop is better than AI.
A woman with gray hair says the words “It’s a business of sadists and masochists and you know which one you are”
A frightened woman in a tube. She is wearing a glittery wig.
"THE CURE FOR AUTISM IS A COMPLICATED TOPIC, BUT RESEARCH SHOWS THAT A SHADY DMT CART AND SIX STICKS OF BUTTER SHOULD DO IT." -ROBERT F. KENNEDY JR
Mommie dearest in a blue robe, holding a drink and a photoshopped pen
A man with poor dentition shows off a box of cigarettes that has a picture of his own smile as a warning.
A satirical painting of Mommie Dearest serving Thanksgiving dinner
A woman stares intensely into the camera while another woman stands with a depressed look on her face.
A tall handsome bearded man in a suit sits next to BOX OFFICE POISON, a woman in a black suit and large black hat.
A brown buck with one antler
A diva with black hair sits at a table and belts out a song
An elderly imperialist stares out of a car window.
Blond haired divine La Plummer sits behind text which says “I can’t make the pain go away, But I can make it so it doesn’t matter.”
"They're talking about banning THC again next year." "Didn't we already legalize it? Feels random. "It's not random. It's rehearsal. First, they give it to you. Let you build around it. Then they take it back. Criminalize you for the same thing they taxed. "But it's for public safety, right?" "Nah. It's not about THC. It's about tracking who grows, who thinks, who refuses who refuses pharma. It's about testing how fast folks will turn on the same freedom they voted for "So what happens if it passes? The same thing that always happens: Poor folks get locked up. Growers get raided. Corporate labs sell the synthetic version next week.
An orange pumpkin in leaves. A squirrel appears from the opening in the pumpkin
A pumpkin with an oblong opening
An iconic dame with short blond hair and a black dress stands looking over hills. The words “where the fuck am I!” Appear across the divine Julie Andrews’ holy back.
A yellow botched, horribly made star with the words You Vaguely Tried in black.
An apple with a crack
A skeleton glove affixed to a wet ones carton. The glove is giving the finger
Sorry, 1 Didn't Speak To You For 3 Months 1 don't know what's wrong with me
An orange pumpkin with a long green stem
Dual action Advil with acetaminophen
A man with brown hair and a mustache.
"It is possible to Connit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life"
A mug that says Just one Sec I’m Spiraling
To those I may have wronged, I ask forgiveness. To those I may have helped, I wish I did more, To those I neglected to help, I ask for understanding To those who helped me, I sincerely thank you so much...