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the only certified Dipshit™ on bluesky

Jedi Master Plo Koon without his mask. His mouth looks like the flappiest beef curtains you ever did see
Same photo but about 3 more sheets of plywood have been put down
the box for the doctor dreadful food lab candy making kit from 1994
Two raccoons
Pro Set Desert Storm trading cards
Zombuddy's cat corn pop
My orange son sleeping on a couch
Some kinda yokai who has an eyeball for a butthole spookin a dude
The poster for a bugs life, with the main ant character poking his head out through a hole in a leaf, the rest of his body silhouetted behind the leaf But I added a dick shadow and changed it to a bugs dick
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A box of my little pony cards with the purple one dressed like something out of the scarlet letter, praying in a field of flowers like some kinda Victorian prude
Tremors
What I remember it looking like Oblong brown dog like thing with a little hat on
Fentanyl Amazon Dash button
Abbey Matron magic the gathering card where an uncanny... nun(?) is screaming while pointing at the viewer
Gift of the woods magic card starring a lady wearing rags and the disembodied head of a weirdly shaped cat
Tall guy from Alien Romulus on his way to play basketball
2 children playing pool on a fisher price 3 in 1 pool table that can also be air hockey and ping pong. One child is standing waiting his turn and the other is in a wheelchair, getting ready to take his shot
Hot wheels egg car
Ouija board
Bullet proof vest
A screenshot of the Buzz Ballads commercial that says SWALLOWED Bush
Brewster from animal crossing
Pile of warped plywood in an overgrown yard
Red hat with a red cross that says BONER DONOR 7/10
Shit house with more shit on it
The dk island on donkey Kong bananza
The head of diedrich Bader on the body of Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Same house
The ds game hurry up hedgehog
A handful of control games Space Channel 5 Pokemon Channel Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon Pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of time Pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of darkness
A fairly dilapidated house with 4 4x4s about 5 feet in front of it, shoddily boarded to the front? IDK what this shit is
A smart car painted to look like a little tikes car
Saddams hiding place
the byford dolphin incident
A prince Phillip Funko Pop from I think sleeping beauty? Idfk
A phone calculator showing 194-182.4, showing the number 11.6
Dana Scully and Fox Mulder miis in tomodachi, they are getting "familiar"
A bus shaped like Pikachu... or is it a Pikachu shaped like a bus? Where does one end and the other start? My head hurts
An altered Toy Story 5 movie poster with all the sentient toys behind the evil frog ipad, but the frog ipad is scom and it is called Scom Story 5 and I am clever and good at photoshop
Quarter sized hail ball
A picture of a cartoon dog that I turned into a deep fried dish on Tomodachi life
Us flag with the stake gambling banner at the bottom
THE EGG CUP™ A pillow for back sleepers who like their head to be cupped
A tiger woods promotional pennant
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A wasp type creature on my car door
Movie poster for the film must love dogs
Child is now gourd
No child just gourd