Beck Andoff

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Murals, stickers, zines, etc • Masking for public health and safety • Too old and too radicalized to have any chill ▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎▪︎ MisterAndoff.com

Movie poster for A History Of Violence.
Screenshot of air quality readings for Toronto on the Weather Network. Dark burgundy red rating of 353, the worst category: Hazardous PM2.5 (Particulate matter less than 2.5 microns) 252.75 µg/m3 And a window showing the scale's range: Levels Good Moderate Unhealthy for Sensitive Groups Unhealthy Very Unhealthy Hazardous Source Contains Copernicus Atmosphere Monitoring Service information 2026 and/or modified Copernicus Atmosphere Monitoring Service information 2026. May also contain SILAM information and/or modified SILAM information from the Finnish Meteorological Institute, made available via https://en.ilmatieteenlaitos.fi/open-data-licence Neither the European Commission nor ECMWF is responsible for any use of this information.
Photo of 82 year old Wallace Shawn sitting in front of a black curtain, wearing a black jacket, mittens, and a 3M Aura respirator.
Cover of Marvel Swimsuit Special subtitled Take A Wakanda Wild Side! showing Storm in a bikini in a rainforest with a parrot on her shoulder.
Sticker on a stickerbombed black notebook. Sticker by Mister Andoff shows a medieval drawing of a brunet head with a sword cutting into the top, with a yellow banner that reads "Trepan me, baby" in red calligraphy.
Photo peeking around a wall looking into the bedroom to see a black and white northern mutt breed (Malamute-Samoyed-White Swiss Shepherd) dog sleeping on the bed.
An Alien (1979)-themed sticker from Mister Andoff. An illustrated blue and black carton of milk with Ian Holm's head with wires hanging out the bottom. Called "Mother's Own Android Milk". Other text on carton: best before 2122, Weyland-Yutani Corp Dairy Division, "I admire its purity!", with 3000% of your daily recommended iron.
Both bills share the goal of ensuring First Nations have reliable access to safe drinking water and wastewater treatment, but the new draft legislation blurs the language in the old bill that affirmed access to clean drinking water as a human right.
Letterboxd top four for Beck: Crash (1996), Moonstruck, Crimson Tide, JAWS
Illustration of Worf in light green with black halftone shading. Background shows klingons partying in shades of pink. A lady has a guy in a headlock, someone's doing a kegstand, two women are canoodling against a wall, a guy is about to hit something with a chair hoisted over his shoulder, etc. Handwritten Worf quotes: A klingon woman would not have given me grounds for suspicion. Klingons do not laugh. Klingons do not allow themselves to be... probed. Klingons do not faint. I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
The Liberal government has allocated $30.4 million to CBSA to expand enforcement, with a goal of carrying out 20,000 deportations a year. Carney’s Liberal government boasted that in 2025, they deported even more than that—23,160 people, the highest number in one year in Canada’s history.
Screenshot of an Instagram post from online queer news outlet Them. Photo shows a still from Bound where a short-haired butch (Gershon) is leaning over the shoulder of a glamorous dark-haired woman (Tilly). Text reads: Lilly Wachowski's Favorite Part Of Making Bound Was "All The Eggs" She Cracked by Matthew Rodriguez
In the early 1900s, raw milk was identified as a significant source of disease. Between 1912 and 1937, approximately 65,000 people in England and Wales died from tuberculosis transmitted from raw milk. The advent of pasteurization, a process developed by Louis Pasteur, drastically reduced the prevalence of disease by heating milk to eliminate dangerous bacteria.
Screenshot from Looney Toons short Rocket-Bye Baby. 1950s animation showing a bright green baby alien with a big head and antennae, wearing a white t-shirt and diaper, face to face with a bee communicating by antennae.
Text screenshot Rupert Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true. The bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats. And, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies and... everybody lives happily ever after. Buffy Summers: Liar.
Screenshot of bluesky post. "look I'm going to tell you what's going on with him. it's not a justification by any means. but this is what's up: his first baby, a son, died of SIDS the same week he got $180m from the sale of Paypal. the same *week*. that is enough to send anyone bananas and it clearly did." This is quote-posting George Wallace's pic of Vivian Jenna Wilson and Elon Musk with text "imagine being so unable to love your child that you set fire to the whole damn world instead."
Screenshot from the movie Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992). A dorky man in a vest and short-sleeved button-up stands with a concerned expression over a slouching blonde teen girl in a chair in a principal's office.
Ruth, an elderly lady, faces the camera holding files in a wood-paneled office. The depth of field is changing to make the background zoom away ominously behind her.
Photo of lower legs showing a Terry Pratchett Discworld tattoo of a bunch of lilac tied with a ribbon and a speckled egg on right side of shin.
Closeup of a puzzle showing painted city watch characters from Discworld. A zombie in chainmail and gold armour with a sprig of lilac in his helmet holds a "DEAD RIGHTS" sign. Around him are a bearded blonde Dwarf woman with braids, holding alchemical beakers. An orangutan in armour, a sullen blue-ish skinned vampire, and a fussy bespectacled auditor also surround him. Partially visible is a huge troll in chain mail and a commander carrying a big red book.
Screenshot from article: "“The challenge I have here, though, is that it was providing this care. And all of a sudden, it stopped,” said Chief Justice Monica M. Márquez. “And it is providing essentially the same medications, etc. to cisgender children.” “You’re giving it to one group of children and not to another. How is that not discrimination?” added Justice Susan Blanco."
Photo of a stickerbombed laptop with two copies of a sticker sitting on top. Square photo of a dilapidated old house framed in black with green typewriter text "I watched Home on 11/10/96 and all I got was this lousy anxiety disorder."
Shivers did start either a dream I had about a spider that emerged from a woman's mouth at night while she slept. The dream was very casual. It wasn't a horrific dream at all. It was just "oh yeah, the spider that lives in her mouth." It seemed that the creature just lived there, inside her. It would come out at night, go round the house and go back into her mouth. Back into her body. During the day she knew nothing about it. Afterwards, on reflection, I thought, "my god, that image is really giving a physical presence to the idea that things go on within us which are strange and disturbing." Also, it seemed that the spider in some way gave her life when she was awake. Embodying that in an insect or creature was really the unique thing about the dream. That was really the crystal at the centre of what became Shivers.
Screenshot from Looney Tunes short Rocket-Bye Baby. A cartoon man in a blue suit stands face to face with an adorable green alien baby with long antennae wearing a little white tshirt and diaper, perched on top of his stroller.
"At the very least, let another human being express themselves if you need help... There are plenty of humans out there that would like an opportunity to express themselves." And human expression can lead to human error and human quirks, things that an algorithm will never be able to replicate.
David Boulware, an infectious-disease specialist at the University of Minnesota Medical School in Minneapolis, says that the most likely candidates will be older individuals and those with underlying health conditions — people who have the most to gain from stopping an infection before it takes hold. “There’s a role for occupational exposure as well,” Boulware adds, pointing to health-care workers, who might want to take the drug to head off infection after caring for people with COVID-19. Even the ‘COVID cautious’ — from habitual maskers to people who still avoid crowded indoor spaces — as well as those who simply don’t want to get ill or miss work, might be interested in a drug that can blunt the consequences of an unavoidable exposure, notes Annie Antar, an infectious-disease specialist at the Johns Hopkins School of Medicine in Baltimore, Maryland. “I actually think it would have a wide audience,” she says. Many people now treat COVID-19 as a thing of the past. But, as Hayden points out, the disease still causes tens of thousands of deaths and hundreds of thousands of hospitalizations each year in the United States alone.
Screenshot of Jeffrey Combs in The frighteners. An intense man in a suit with a Hitler haircut holds his FBI badge up to the screen with a gloved hand.
Six panels from Simpsons segment Citizen Kang. 1.Two identical tentacled aliens at podiums "it's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two party system! You have to vote for one of us." 2. Crowd "he's right, this is a two party system" 3. One man in crowd speaks out "well I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!" 4. Aliens at podiums "go ahead, throw your vote away! Ahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!" 5. Tentacled alien in front of the white house raises a new flag "ALL HAIL... PRESIDENT KANG!" 6. Homer and Marge in tattered clothes and shackles around their necks carry wood planks for construction "don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!"
Orange zine on a pink background. Stapled quarter-size zine with a black and grey photo of a worm,overlaid with a detailed line drawing of an earthworm and wobbly lettering "WORM PORNO," and smaller text "a per zone about writing nerdy smut by Eve Feigenblatt" and "18+ not for kids".
6 panel colour comic by Art Spiegelman. Most of the panels shows a middle-aged man and an old man with a cane walking through the woods with a German shepherd, but the backgrounds have elements of surreal Maurice Sendak illustrations. Panel 1: Sendak "I'll give you an example...my friend lost his wife recently and right at the funeral his little girl said "why don't you marry miss so-and-so?" He looked at her as if she were a witch! ...but she was just being a real kid, with desperate day-to-day needs that had to be met no matter what." Panel 2: Sendak "people say "oh, Mr Sendak, I wish I were in touch with my childhood self, like you!" As if it were all quaint and succulent, like Peter Pan." Panel 3: Sendak, jagged speech bubble "CHILDHOOD IS CANNIBALS AND PSYCHOTICS VOMITING IN YOUR MOUTH!" Panel 4: Sendak "I say "you ARE in touch, lady-- you're mean to your kids, you treat your husband like shit, you lie, you're selfish... that IS your childhood self!"" Panel 5: Sendak "in reality, childhood is deep and rich. It's viral, mysterious, and profound. I remember my own childhood vividly. Panel 6: the fantastical backgrounds are gone, and the two figures approach the back door of a nice normal house. Sendak "I knew terrible things... but I knew I mustn't let adults KNOW I knew... it would scare them."
Screenshot of letterboxd review: FUCK THIS WRITER/DIRECTOR AND THE EASTER EGG TRANSPHOBIA. I was *loving* this movie until 1h10m in when they show the cult questionnaire with lunatic statements meant to weird you out, and FOUR of them are random fucking jabs about transness. Kooky ones to set the creepy tone: -life itself is a kind of disease -infection is a blessing -the scientific method is a tool of oppression And then also: -menstruation is no basis by which to determine gender -a woman is just as likely to have a penis as a man -nothing is binary, everything is fluid -science says the genders are discrete (sandwiched between ones about science being wrong and evil) You have to do some distinctly egregious shit to get me to turn off a movie right when Stephen Root shows up for the first time.
Four panel b&w DS9 comic in a grid. 1: Morn and Dax in foreground, shaded darker and gossiping while Kira serenely works on a screen in the background. Dax: "Kira puts on such a brave face-- to live with the unspeakable acts she HAD to do in the resistance." 2. O'Brien and Odo in foreground as Kira laughs with a friend over a mug of raktajino in the background. Odo: "major Kira must be dogged by the memories of all the cardassian colonizers she slaughtered." 3. Sisko and Bashir in foreground as Kira beams in background, wearing a baseball cap and glove while holding up a baseball: "a shadow cast over the whole of her life-- look at her haunted face, surely carrying the burden of what it means to kill even an oppressor." 4. Pink background with yellow starburst and little twinkling stars and sparkles. Close up of Kira grinning, as a speech bubble from multiple sources offscreen say "POOR KIRA". Signed by Mister Andoff.
Will Stancil bsky post: To be honest I don’t think this is true either. I think the actual social disruption of COVID came from something more disturbing. I think a lot of people kind of liked it. Not having to go outside, not having to do anything, getting paid the superdole. It increased our appetite for isolation. (He was quote posting this Cooper Lund post: my takeaway from the pandemic is that people were way more traumatized by the interruption to their lives than by all the death and I don't think people want to think about that because, man, it's really uncomfortable!)
Text from article: Considering he marked up books by former FBI profilers Robert Ressler and John Douglas as if a student, treating it like “homework” and studying the behaviors and deeds of serial killers past in order to improve his own methods, it’s hard to believe Heuermann won’t relish being in the company of the very investigators who profess to know his psyche best, as he prepares to ascend into serial killer Valhalla.
Four panel b&w comic titled "Star Trek: DS9 S04E06 Little Green Men." Panel one: a dark army base under a starry sky, with one bright window through which you can see an alien (Quark) sitting. There is the silhouette of the back of a German shepherd's head in the foreground watching. Panel two: in a 1950s military medical room, the German shepherd is jumping up on the short bumpy alien with big ears while the alien looks scared. Panel three: same as Panel two, but the German shepherd is melting and distorting with its face being stretched into a humanoid changeling face (odo). Text from Quark reads: "odo you scared me! Wait, what if they noticed a second army dog wandering around the base?" Panel four: in place of the German shepherd is now a tall severe changeling man with soft imprecise human features and slicked back hair, rolling his eyes. Quark squints at him, appalled, saying ".......odo did you kill that dog and take its place?" And a second speech bubble at the bottom "Odo?" Signed by Mister Andoff
Gif from Westworld. Young blonde woman in the old west looking at something and casually saying "doesn't look like anything to me," then a cut to what she's looking at-- a modern photo of a woman in Times Square.
"The president of the Sarnia-Lambton-Bkejwanong Conservative Party riding association and the Sarnia mayor are calling on her to run in a byelection."
Josef Lada illustration. Approx 1930s children's illustration of a grey goatlike devil man (looks kindly, smoking a pipe in nice old man clothes) having his hoof shoed by a kneeling blacksmith. Hand-inked Czech text below with floral embellishments.
And then, eight years later, a guy who pushed his girlfriend out of a car beat out a guy who supervised the sexual assault of a 17-year-old for Best Director, and he stood on the same stage, making a different speech, to the same people. And the crowd applauded him, too.
Screenshot from Simpsons episode Cape Feare. Sideshow Bob (yellow, four fingers, long, with big spriggy red hair) benchpressing weights with "die Bart die" tattooed in red on his chest and "luv" and "hāt" on his knuckles. His eyes have been edited to be bright blue like Javier Bardem's contacts in the quoted trailer for the new Cape Fear.
Screenshot from Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror title card. Cartoon of flaming letters "hell toupée" next to a bloody striped barber pole with a purple-skied night in the background.
Photo of black and white malamute mutt face peering over the edge of a grey couch from the floor, chin resting on the cushion.
Photo of a black and white malamute mutt standing behind a black folding screen covered in colourful medieval animals over a background of mixed stylized graphic flowers.
Cover of An Underground Education: The Unauthorized and Outrageous Supplement to Everything You Thought You Knew About Art, Sex, Business, Crime, Science, Medicine, and Other Fields by Richard Zacks. White cover with red and black text, and an old black and white etching of a man strapped to a chair with a box over his head.
Excerpt from the article: "The Endangered Species Act is being replaced by the Species Conservation Act. Ten months after Bill 5 passed, regulations for that have not yet been announced."
A cronenberg themed parody of the famous "Cow Tools" Far Side comic. A comic panel in mostly white with black ink showing a barn in the distance and in the foreground a table covered in strange vaguely medical organic looking instruments. Behind the table is a man wearing red surgical gown, red surgical mask and cap, and blue gloves. The caption reads "Cow Tools (dir. Cronenberg, 1988)" as a reference to Dead Ringers.
Screenshot of The Little Mermaid's Ursula in human form. A Disney animated brunette woman in wedding dress and veil scowling.
Screenshot from Little Green Men episode of Star Trek Deep Space Nine. A 1950s military doctor's office with green machinery and cabinets in background. Quark (ferengi, a short humanoid alien with a big bumpy head and huge ears wearing a suit) with a German shepherd dog jumping up on him.
Screenshot of a bluesky post: So Hegseth is attacking Scouting America for treating trans kids with respect, including respecting their chosen names... at the same time he demands you respect the made up name for his department, which he changed illegally without congressional approval.
There is no grace period for this law, meaning trans and nonbinary people will have immediately invalid documents putting them at risk of a US$1,000 fine and up to six months in jail for driving with an invalid license. The law also restricts bathroom use to assigned sex at birth, and it allows citizens to sue transgender people for up to $1,000 for not complying.
Unfortunately, this TDoR report is almost certainly incomplete. Violence against the trans community—particularly trans women of color—is vastly underreported, and accurate data is difficult to capture. Of the twenty-seven recorded violent deaths this year, 63% were Black trans women, a devastating reminder of the disproportionate violence that continues to impact Black trans communities. All too often, law enforcement, media, and family members misidentify or refuse to acknowledge the true name and gender of trans people lost to violence.
Unfortunately, this TDoR report is almost certainly incomplete. Violence against the trans community—particularly trans women of color—is vastly underreported, and accurate data is difficult to capture. Of the twenty-seven recorded violent deaths this year, 63% were Black trans women, a devastating reminder of the disproportionate violence that continues to impact Black trans communities. All too often, law enforcement, media, and family members misidentify or refuse to acknowledge the true name and gender of trans people lost to violence.
Skeet from pclee: Forever curious why I get anti-choice slop on Facebook when I'm a raging liberal. Dems need to get a grip, get their trifecta, and undo all the anti-choice legislation. I'm tired of seeing all this pop up because of States rights to restrict healthcare access
Set of Return To Oz stickers from MisterAndoff.com. on a background of cartoony pink guts, six stickers with white borders: a rotund copper robot (Tik-Tok), a red metal lunchpail with leaves and a stem like a strawberry, a brown metal cylinder with old timey script "Powder of Life," a jack o Lantern with a chicken peeking out one eye (Jack and Billina), a scarecrow head wearing a silver crown, and an illustration from the cover of Ozma Of Oz with a lady in the middle of an O with a Z zagging through it.
Closeup of Northern mutt dog's face peeking over edge of grey couch in front of wood coffee table. Dog has white face with light tan around eyes and black all around rest of head, starting from two stripes running between eyes up to forehead, with a black nose worn pink in the middle.
Illustration of Lyonel Baratheon by Mister Andoff. Earthy rich palette of yellow ochre, raw sienna, and chromium oxide green with heavy black. Chest up of a man in yellowy gold armour with tousled salt and pepper curly hair and a heavy Van Dyke facial hair. Behind him is a medieval-inspired black stag with grey blue highlight hatching and blue antlers. Around the edges are 19th c woven vine designs over black borders.
A dark gloomy illustration of Baelor Breakspear by Mister Andoff. Illustration of a frowning bearded man with short gray hair, wearing fancy black armour with a 3-headed dragon on the front. Behind him is a woodcut-style orangey red dragon with a curling serpent tail (based on a 19th c. illustration) over a dark burgundy background. There is a yellow ochre border all the way around with a 19th c. ornament design of woven green vines with yellow flowers.
Colour illustration of Lyonel Baratheon from A Knight Of The 7 Kingdoms. A man with tousled grey curly hair and a beard wears dark gold and grey armour in front of a glowing yellow stag spirit. On his chest is scrawled "WIP Mister Andoff"
Screenshot from article: Backbench MPs are currently paid $209,800 with committee chairs, ministers, the prime minister, the Speaker and his deputies, among other officeholders, entitled to additional remuneration.
Illustration by MisterAndoff done in shades of murky green. A man in black armour stands next to a huge old bell on a rock in an underground cave with carved stone stairs and pillars in the background. From the foreground at the bottom of the page, huge tangled tentacles arch through the water towards him.