Andrea Grimes

@andreagrimes.com

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bitch kraken / texan / she/her / 📍atx / 😎 blocking out the haters w @reproaction.bsky.social / co-founder @theflytrapmedia.com 📰 homewiththearmadillo.blog 📧 (secure) grimesandrea at proton dot me 🛍️ andreagrimes.threadless.com

Andrea, a white lady with black, blonde, and red colorblocked hair, wears a purple dress patterned with spotted big cats
Panda the wee black and white Chihuahua mix smiles an innocent doggie smile on a beach blanket under my husband's legs. We all know the truth, though.
Andrea, a white lady wearing orange sunglasses and a black trucker hat, takes a sunny beach selfie
Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix grins a doggy grin in profile. She's on a sunny beach wearing a pink Flytrap Media bandana
A tortie cat sleeps on a shelf
Andrea and Patrick, some white-ass people, pose happily with very amateurish sea turtle paintings in front of a giant tank containing Poppy the sea turtle
Andrea, a white lady with a big goofy grin wearing a painting apron, takes a selfie in front of huge sea turtle tanks
A screenshot from "Faytuks Network" says that trump will bomb iran for a year if they "attempt to assassinate him" (i read it wrong lol)
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten sits on a vintage bamboo chair with a brown-burgundy cushion
a screenshot of the dreaded Bluesky age verification wall
A floofy brown and black chow-mix looking dog sits in a green grassy yard
An alignment matrix for shoes, according to Andrea. The horizontal axis runs from miserable to comfy, and the vertical axis runs from ugly to cute.
A tall glass of coke zero mixed w a few splashes of olive and pickle juice, garnished w an olive pick
Andrea attempts to take a photo with both her fun new hair and Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten in the frame. Tipsy looks put out
Andrea, a white lady wearing a black tank top, takes a selfie. her hair is freshly color blocked in blond, burgundy, and black
a screenshot of a pink promo banner at the top of the Flytrap's homepage advertising "hot feminist cultural criticism in your area"
Panda the wee black and white chihuahua-pom mix is photographed by her groomer. She's wearing tiny US-flag bows on her pointy black ears and a red, white, and blue balloon covered bandana
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten is caught mid-yawn in her cactus cat tree basket. Her legs are stretched out
A screenshot of a storefront selling a satin-encased pillow with four weird fat arms
Andrea, a white lady with pink hair, gives a boopy kiss to Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten
Panda the wee black and white chihuahua-pom mix is photographed after her most recent grooming, in a fetching green plaid scarf
Panda the teeny black and white Chihuahua mix sits in a sunny spot in the grass with her goober tongue hanging out
Andrea, a white lady with brown hair styled featuring her bangs in a pomp
Stella the bicolor tabby looks expectantly at the camera
Fizzy the big-eared beagle-german shepherd mix gives a big doggie smile while wearing a pink bandana
Panda the wee black and white chihuahua mix bleps!
Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix does a big doggie smile while wearing a hot pink Flytrap bandana
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten is cinnamon rolled in her cat tree basket with two long legs extended
Stella the bicolor tabby has loafed herself upon the much-contested bed. Fizzy and Tipsy are side-barring about it conspiratorially
From the corner of the living room, Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten stares at a wholly clueless Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix, clearly plotting how to reclaim the furry bed. Andrea has used hot pink markup to annotate with an arrow
Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix grins goofily from her blue dog bed covered in furry brown IKEA rugs
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten is belly-up on a furry brown mat atop a Casper dog bed. She is looking at the camera with one huge yellow eye from behind a floof
Panda the wee black and white Chihuahua mix sits on a peach colored blanket. She is blepping while giving big side eye
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten is caught mid-yawn with her top teefers out
Stella the bicolor tabby looks adorably up at the camera with her big green yellow eyes
A screenshot of my Venmo showing $5.44 from a Facebook privacy settlement
A blue Thermacell mosquito repellent tower thingie sits on a wooden patio table
Andrea, a white lady, takes a selfie while wearing blue aviator sunglasses and a blue t-shirt that reads "ON THE FUCKING VERGE" in big red letters
A tv still ad for the show Euphoria features the cast in a tableau of sad desert shit, it's giving No Country for Middle-Aged Showgirls
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten poses in the sun on a destroyed multicolor chair
Panda the wee black and white Chihuahua mix is face down blepping and sleeping
Stella the bicolor tabby stands atop a cat tree looking extremely put out. On the floor below her is a feeder full of fresh, delicious, wet cat food
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten looks up expectantly from her perch upon a terlet
Two tomato plants are growing in Andrea's hideously untended raised garden bed
Panda the teeny black and white Chihuahua mix and Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix sit strapped into in a doggie hammock in the back of an SUV. Fizzy is cheesing BIG TIME and Panda is doing a big tongue wag
Panda the wee black and white Chihuahua mix sits on my husband's lap under a beach umbrella. She is doing a big doggie smile
A photo from Andrea's POV: a sunny beach with brown sand and blue water. A computer screen is blurry in the foreground
Tipsy the tortoiseshell kitten sits in a dog car seat on the floor of my house. She is a goober
Fizzy the big-eared beagle/shepherd mix is photographed with three smiling veterinary nurses, gathered around her on the floor atop a furry blue blanket in a radiation treatment room
Fizzy thie big-eared beagle/shepherd mix sits asploot in a sunny patch of grass. Her brown leather collar is on the ground
A bunch of bushy green weeds and nonsense surrounds a robust tomato plant with a wee yellow bloom
A tray of sticky ribs garnished with white sesame seeds and scallions
A screenshot of a veterinary patient form with basic info on Fizz, a beagle/german-shepherd mix. In the corner is a tiny thumbail of Fizz wearing a gold party hat
Andrea's pets are pictured in the living room. Tipsy D. Baby the tortoiseshell kitten is in a cat tree basket, Fizzy T. Doge the beagle-shepherd mix is upright on a chair, Panda Z. Patatas is on a leather ottoman, and Stella Kitten is loafing on a green velvet ottoman
Fizzy the big-eared beagle German shepherd mix sits in a tiny dog's car booster seat with a mischievous grin on her face. Panda, the tiny Chihuahua to whom the seat belongs, is sitting next to her big sis
Photo of HEB season select Lolliberry strawberries in a clear clamshell
Panda the teeny chihuahua mix hides under the couch
A smoky black chonky cat sits on his butt like a person in front of an oven
A screenshot of a text message with a photo of a fake toll bill ticket thing from supposedly Harris County