Andreas Schick

@andreasmschick.bsky.social

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Twitter ex-pat, lover of TTRPGs, my mother took Tylenol while pregnant. I like to make my own game systems for funsies. Maybe I’ll publish one day.

A meme of a Nickelback music video for the line “Look at this photograph” that’s been edited to show a graph instead with the line “Look at this graph” across the top
A view of downtown Chicago looking towards Lake Michigan. The skyline is almost entirely obscured by smoke.
A Reddit post by NadeshikoEatingPasta that reads: “Awwww, are you mad I pointed out that people on welfare often truly are the trash they are stigmatized as being? That they're parasites whose existence is subsidized by the productive members of society? Does it make you seethe? Bet not as much as I do knowing my tax dollars go to feed fat single moms with 5 kids their jumbo boxes of cinnamon toast crunch, family bags of pizza rolls, flats of sugary soda, and all other manner of garbage with no nutritional value so they can get even fatter and then eventually require lifesaving medical care which will also drive up the cost of healthcare premiums. GET OFF THE DOLE, PARASITE.”
Downtown Chicago during the day almost entirely obscured by wildfire smoke. The picture was taken from a car on the freeway looking towards Lake Michigan and almost no buildings can be seen.
A photo of my TV showing the countdown screen for an InfoWars live stream. The InfoWars logo is the new rainbow version with The Onion for an O.
A Siamese cat laying in a box of random stuff, looking up at the camera in the middle of what must have been a very loud meow.
A scene from The Good Place of Chidi saying “Okay. But that’s worse. You do get how that’s worse, right?”
A screenshot of four YouTube videos from a suggestion list. Each has an older white man with a bald head and white beard wearing the same red sports shirt (I believe it is for the Cubs?). The video titles are “Should Christians call upon GOD and Jesus Christ for help explain…,” “The end times are closer than you think The first 6 seals are o…,” “Skyrim Wives Ysolda explored 2026,” and “Skyrim Wives Haelga Explored 2026.”
Patting a grey cat on his butt as he suckles on his bed. He’s fully grown but likes me to hold his as he does it.
A framed illustration of the Discworld character, Moist Von Lipwig, in his iconic golden suit and hat adorned with wings. His face is scratched out to represent how generic and forgettable his face is.
A Boxer wearing a birthday hat.
A copy of the Blu-ray box set of The Wire, signed by Seth Gilliam, who played Ellis Carver
A picture of a calico cat laying on her back between my legs with her paws in the air.
A selfie at a Jeff Rosenstock concert. Jeff is singing and playing a guitar in front of his 666 weed leaf rainbow American flag (yes, that is accurate)
A plate of food including sauted salmon, potatoes, Brussels sprouts with pecans, and a slice of buttered bread. There is a bottle of white wine next to a half-filled glass and a cutting board with additional bread and butter next to it.
A picture of mugs with freezing gel in them to keep drinks cold.
A calico cat curled up on my lap.
My calico cat, Kora, cuddled up like a little bean.
A small shrine to a Siamese cat named Tazzy. I love her so much.
A photo of The Expanse TTRPG showing three scenes from the game of a woman giving a speech, a woman piloting a spaceship, and a Martian Marine taking aim.
A screenshot showing I was a Top 100 Listener for Irish punk band, SPRINTS.
A raccoon climbing on a man’s shoulder and head, licking and grooming him as he laughs.
A raccoon sitting on a man’s shoulder, cleaning and grooming his face while he laughs
A raccoon sitting on a smiling man’s shoulder and nuzzling against his cheek
A homemade protest sign that says “My mom took Tylenol” with a picture of a pill.
A beautiful Siamese cat looking into the camera with amazing blue eyes.
The front entry sign to the Lincoln Park Zoo with “For wildlife for all” below.
A Boxer dog mid-play in front of a foot wearing flip-tops.
Elon Musk posting on Twitter showing that he doesn’t understand data analytics.
Siamese cat with strikingly blue eyes.