andrew rivas

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BRAVE NEW WEIRD award winner; author of EAT THE RICH, A NICE PLACE FULL OF GOOD PEOPLE, & MORE: andrew-rivas.com

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photo of a cheesy bean & rice burrito and chips with nacho cheese from taco bell
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A picture of a horse standing on the edge of a rooftop. The text reads "i will always succeed because i am insane." How did the horse get up there? The image gives us no context besides the horse's determination to succeed and its mental state. The image was originally posted by @aimeehyndman.bsky.social.
A screenshot of a letter by K. A. Applegate, the author of Animorphs. The text exceeds the alt text limits, but the original letter was posted here: https://hiracdelest.com/database/articles/kaa_response_54.htm
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