Andrew Sinclair

@andrew.clarton.co.uk

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Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though. Helping build a nuclear power station☢️

One of the cultural symbols of Belgium, Les Manneken Pis topping up the Reflecting Pool in Washington.
A man dressed in Lincoln City football kit stood by a tree using his phone to take photos of the Tottenham Hotspur squad training. AI slop for sure but still funny.
A banner hanging off a stand at Goodison Park showing the lion emblem of the Premier League with the words corrupt beneath it.
Paddy Power social media post. Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately. 115 financial charged - PL will get back to you on that in a few years.
A view down into Everton's Hill Dickinson stadium from the south stand.
A screenshot of a Domino's Pizza Facebook post. The post says "we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game."
A jar of goose fat with a use by date in 2019.
Screenshot from a weather app on a phone showing the current weather at Seville Airport, cloudy with rain. The joke being the classic Fast Show sketch of a TV news report in a nonspecific Spanish speaking county. Current American status DEFCON Trump is a TWAT.
Our hero penguin receives the Nobel Peace Prize medal from Barak Obama.
A meme featuring Donald Trump and a penguin.
The Orange Wankpuffin Donald Trump is being lead across a field by a kangaroo holding the arsewipe flag of the country called America. Flying in the background is the flag of Austria.
A map of the Merseyrail network showing how areas are categorised.
The Orange Mussolini is handed over the Roadrunner by Wile E. Coyote. He's such a twat isn't he (Trump not Wile E. Coyote)?
Scrat from Ice Age hands his acorn to the Orange Mussolini.
Three Stolperstein (or Stumble Stones) outside a house in Dordrecht in the Netherlands. The names engraved on the stones are Leendert Braadbaart, Nico Braadbaart and Alfred Lodewijk Braadbaart.
A part drunk glass of Leffe Blonde beer, held up to toast the one nil win of Everton over Aston Villa. In the background is the menu card for the Bar/Restaurant 't Bevertie in Dordrecht in the Netherlands where this beer is being drunk.
The Orange wankpuffin Donald Trump holding a parkrun finish token with the number 1 on it indicating that he finished first. Behind him a surprised alpaca looks over his left shoulder and over his right, a sign that says parkrun finish.
A man sitting on a bench on one of the platforms at Bruxelles Midi railway station. The station sign is visible above the bench.
A picture of one of the underground platforms at Baker Street in London. The classic London Underground station roundel is in the picture showing Baker Street.
A picture of one of the platforms at Didcot Parkway railway station. The picture is focused on the station sign.
A record player on a wooden floor playing the classic album Rumours by Fleetwood Mac.
A screenshot of a music player on a phone showing the Chris Rea album Espresso Logic being played.
A screen shot of social media post by Specsavers, a UK chain of high street opticians showing a group of football fans wearing the red shirts of Liverpool Football Club. They all look sad. The caption reads, Liverpool fans, if you bring your glasses to any of our stores, we'll swap them for a blindfold so you don't have to watch this anymore.
A screenshot of the Pizza Express website searching for restaurants close to Sandringham with Kings Lynn being a convenient 7.3 miles from there.
An AI generated view of the White House after President Bonespurs had the whole of the East Wing demolished. In its place is an under construction Death Star.
Absolutely definitely not the Scott Memorial on Roath Park lake. A picture of the Bishop's Rock lighthouse against a blue sky.
Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening.
The author of this post standing in front of the Doumo in Milano, Italy wearing a black tee-shirt that copies the Joy Division album cover of Unknown Pleasures with Prince Rupert's tower, the emblem of Everton Football Club, hidden in the sound waves.
A rather threadbare Union Flag flies above the Lido Scogliera d' Armisi in Catania, Sicily. Only the lower left quarter of the flag remains. Behind the flag, a vivid blue and cloudless sky.
Comparing the EPR and EPR2 reactor building designs.
A temperature display at Santa Claus Village at the Artic Circle showing the temperature at thirty one degrees centigrade.
BBC sports notification saying "Newcastle 0 - 1 Everton. Beto goal secures a fine away victory to close the season for Moyes' side - tell us how you're feeling.
The LoonyTunes cartoon character looking at a bowl of food with a sign saying More Free Bird Seed.
Bullens Road outside Goodison Park.
The Winslow Hotel pub.
Inside the Hot Wok Chinese food takeaway by Goodison Park.
One last look over Goodison Park.
Former Everton and current Tottenham Hotspur player Richarlison holding a blue flare at Goodison Park.
A red and white circus big top against a blue sky. The inspiration for the new Manchester United stadium it would appear.
A pack of four hot cross buns sold by Aldi in the UK with a chilli and cheese flavour.
A Lindt Chocolate Rabbit.
Various coffee making devices on the counter of a coffee shop including an Aeropress with the rubber plunger still in the barrel. Coffee geeks know that this reduces the life of the rubber.
Three people siting alone at tables in a coffee shop in Porto, Portugal. Each table has an Apple laptop open and in use. Behind the tables, on the wall is an old map showing Porto.
Picture shows an ebook reader open at a page from the George Orwell novel 1984. The page reads, ... happy life which his wise leadership has bestowed upon us. Here are some of the completed figures. Foodstuffs ——' The phrase ‘our new, happy life' recurred several times. It had been a favourite of late with the Ministry of Plenty. Parsons, his attention caught by the trumpet call, sat listening with a sort of gaping solemnity, a sort of edified boredom. He could not follow the figures, but he was aware that they were in some way a cause for satisfaction. He had lugged out a huge and filthy pipe which was already half full of charred tobacco. With the tobacco ration at 1oo grammes a week it was seldom...
Packaging from a pair of Varifocal fitted glasses next to a cassette copy of the Phil Collins album Hello I Must Be Going. The artwork of the two is very similar.
A screenshot of an advert from my personal Facebook page from UMI Surveys. The advert says "Share your insights on the critical roles fats play in food formulation, processing, and performance!" The photo in the advert is of a male worker dressed in protective clothing with blue gloves holding an iPad, in the background are stainless steel tanks, presumably some form of production line. The caption on the picture reads, "Work in food manufacturing and use duck fat? Take part in our market study?"
A young boy holding a blue smoke flare on an adult's shoulders waiting for the Everton team to arrive at Goodison Park.
Screenshot of a Google map showing the mouth of the Bristol Channel between Wales and England jokingly renamed Sianel Abertawe which is the Welsh for Swansea Channel.
Picture of the dashboard of a Nissan Leaf car showing the outside temperature of minus four degrees Centigrade.
The entrance to the Bramley Moore dock in Liverpool before the start of construction of the new Everton stadium.
Promotional poster for the BBC drama series, SAS Rogue Heroes.
Screenshot of a Tweet of mine from 2022 praising the speech made by the now disgraced former BBC newsreader Huw Edwards at my eldest son's graduation ceremony from Cardiff University.
The Holy Trinity statue outside the home of Everton FC, Goodison Park in Liverpool. Former players and club legends Howard Kendal, Colin Harvey and Alan Ball feature on this statue. In the background is the red brick church that sits in one corner of the ground and the blue clad main stand on Goodison Road.
My wife and I in Christmas costumes after finishing parkrun.
A large poster near Arsenal's Emirates ground in memory of player Kevin Campbell who played for both clubs and passed away earlier this year. The poster has two pictures of Kevin Campbell, one in Arsenal kit and the other in Everton kit photoshopped onto the same pitch. The caption reads "He's one of our own. Kevin Campbell 1970 to 2024".
A wooden kitchen table with an electrical multimeter, tools and a soldering station. This man must be an engineer.
Socks in abundance and all the colours of the rainbow in Next in the Bullring Shopping Centre in Birmingham.