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I invented Post-Its. He/him.

Clip from Benny Mardones "Into the Night" edited (poorly) to make it sound like the opening line is "She's sixty years old"
en.wikipedia.org Elektro appeared as "Thinko", in Sex Kittens Go to College (1960).
Stock image of sad shirtless man punching wall
Wendell: What about Ray Bradbury? Martin, dismissively: I'm aware of his work.
The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
RB William Henderson RUYDS 0 TD 0 YPC 0 REC 34
Crazed police recruit to chief Wiggum: FORGET ABOUT THE BADGE! WHEN DO WE GET THE FREAKIN' GUNS?!
My current scrabble tiles: E, E, H, I, E, E, O,
Scrabble tiles OUI
My current Scrabble tiles: I E E O O O U
20-0.com baseball season 173-0 result Bugs Bunny at all of the visible positions (C, 1B, 2B, etc.)
Urkel being Urkel
The Beaning I Spit on Your Grave Sheep Detectives Xanadu
2008 Chrysler Crossfire, looking like a big silver dog pooping
1B Stuffy Mclnnis OAK • 1912 0.327 AVG 3 HR 101 RBI 0.817 OPS
The butt shaking gym machine. It is shaking a butt.
Curtis Thompson throwing the javelin. His throwing hand is so far behind his shoulders that it appears his arm may snap off rather than complete the throw
Image ID submission screen for the Merlin app. Image to be uploaded is Dee from It's Always Sunny looking like she had a rough week
Slightly poofy finch looking towards me
Groundhog munching on some enormous leaves
Shouting teacher from the I Wanna Rock music video
Chipmunk finding some seeds on a deck
NYT spelling bee didn't accept "thiol"
David Lynch
Shakira T Cat's stout front legs and feet
NYT Spelling Bee did not accept FONDUED
Ronny Cox's character falling out of a skyscraper window in Robocop. His arms appear disproportionately long.
A Stranger from Dark City. A word balloon implies it is speaking the quoted text
Collapsing robot from quoted post set to Turn Down for What
He looks good in whatever he wears He's not wearing a jacket! (Vomiting emoji) You're right! I really like you
Music app shuffling from Babylon Sisters (Gaucho) to Babylon Sisters (Steely Dan gold)
Scene from Xanadu where Sonny roller skates "through" a wall
(Screaming full meme, three frames: scream, reload, scream) PEGGGGGGGGG It will come back to you PEGGGGGGGGG
Shoah Adela Has Not Had Her Supper Yet Snow Woman Lady Stay Dead
Hummingbird refueling at feeder. Onscreen graphic reads PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
Pixel golf screenshot "NEW HOLE BEST"
Account impersonating Jake Wagner
"God" from Star Trek V, with a word balloon added to suggest it is speaking the quoted post
Joe Jackson performing. There is a LOT of light on him, to the point where it seems like he is himself luminescent.
Alan Grant action figure. He is holding a lit flare.
The uncle from Always Sunny. He is giving a suspiciously large thumbs up
Chipmunk leaping out of a flexible plastic tube onto some grass, then bounding out of frame a moment later.
Broken down shack near a bridge on Boston Harbor
Kirk Van Houten's former boss at the cracker factory : "I don't recall saying rest in peace."
A well-worn paperback library copy of Christopher Puke's Chain Letter 2. It's actually Christopher PIKE but the typo stays.
Uncle Frank from One Crazy Summer
PERFECT SEASON 98-0 S+ Classic STARTING FIVE Chauncey Billups PG • DET • 2006 18.5 PTS 8.6 AST 3.1 REB Allen Iverson SG • PHI • 2001 31.1 PTS 4.6 AST 3.8 REB LeBron James SF • MIA • 2013 26.8 PTS 8.0 REB 0.9 BLK Lamar Odom PF • MIA • 2004 17.1 PTS 9.7 REB 0.9 BLK Wilt Chamberlain C . GSW • 1962 50.4 PTS 25.7 REB 一 BLK
Britney Spears in the The Oops I Did It Again video but her head is replaced by that of the man from the Oops I Crapped Pants SNL sketch and he is holding a package of said product
Guy driving a truck towards Robocop but about to instead crash into a giant container labeled "TOXIC WASTE" (Superimposed graphic reads "PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN")
Splooting squirrel with white rings in its tail fur
Opinion Editorial Board Trump's exploding farm subsidies
Anna whispering to Mademoiselle in Martyrs
Snidely Whiplash in the VAR booth
Fred Ottman as The Shockmaster
Senator from X-Men turning into goop. Onscreen graphic says PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN
Aunt Gladys with a bowl of water The onscreen graphic says "PAUSA DE HIDRATACIÓN"
Ted Striker from Airplane! experiencing the effects of his drinking problem. (He splashes the drink in his own face when he tries to drink)
(Prometheus) Engineer drinks from something roughly akin to an espresso cup
Bart Simpson looking at a fire prevention bear mascot. The two buttons he can press are labeled "YOU" and "ME" respectively