andrew

@andrewdottxt.bsky.social

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funky guy 🏳️‍⚧️ tcg player (views expressed are my own)

A hand holding three Pokemon TCG cards spread out. One is Starmie, the next is Cynthia’s Roserade, and the last is Chandelure
A photo of President Trump at Pope Francis’ funeral. In a sea of black outfits, he is wearing a blue suits. The text below states: “At one of the world's most important and high-profile events-the funeral of Pope Francis-he couldn't be bothered to wear a black suit, despite having previously criticized Zelensky for his attire in the Oval Office” The tag below states it was posted by @veterans.against.trump on TikTok.
A huge hockey fight between the Capitals and the Canadiens. In the foreground of the picture, Ryan Leonard (number 9, Capitals) and Huttson (number 48, Canadiens) are actively avoiding the fight by holding each other’s hands. It is difficult to see the rest of the group in front of them.
Whitey on the Moon by Gil Scott-Heron A rat done bit my sister Nell with whitey on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell and whitey's on the moon. I can't pay no doctor bills but whitey's on the moon. Ten years from now I'll be paying still while whitey's on the moon. You know, the man just upped the rent last night cause whitey's on the moon. No hot water, no toilet, no lights but whitey's on the moon. I wonder why he's upping me cause whitey's on the moon? Why I was already giving him 50 a week and now whitey's on the moon. Taxes taking my whole damn check, the junkies make me a nervous wreck, the price of food is going up, and as if all that crap wasn't enough, a rat done bit my sister Nell with whitey on the moon. Her face and arms began to swell and whitey's on the moon. With all that money I made last year for whitey on the moon. how come I ain't got no money here? Hmm... whitey's on the moon. You know, I just about had my fill of whitey on the moon. I think I'll send these doctor bills air mail special, to whitey on the moon. —Gil Scott-Heron, "Small Talk At 125th And Lenox," Flying Dutchman Records.
A white guy with his arms to his elbows on top of a car. The captions say “I just want you to stop saying odd shit.”
A tweet from @FrenchHist saying “What is France’s greatest achievement?”
sky like background with text that says “my favourite conspiracy theory is that he views me as a person” behind he views me as a person is whited out text from the original meme
a cropped Amazon product picture of a blow up red Pikman costume, like the t-rex costumes.
white guy with chubby face and grown out buzzcut is pictured along with a torbie cat licking the guy’s hair
a poorly drawn teddy bear with too big of a head. to the right of the bear in times new roman, in all lowercase, is the caption “what the heck.” the bear looks sad.
An ear piercing stand branded with Five Below advertising
A phone picture of a computer screen showing Steam. The page is set on Skyrim saying “You’ve played for 113 hours”
A cigarette made out of lego pieces. The ashes in the ashtray it sits on are also lego pieces
A person holding a carrot in their left hand with a horse in the background. The carrot is sliced in the middle creating a sandwich effect with the middle composed of benadryl.