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Frodo, a gray tabby kitten, with his new hoard of used tissues
A calico cat and her tabby son sniffing around the kibble bag
My phone lock screen is a pile of hot peppers, naturally
Frodo, a gray tabby kitten, crashed out on the couch
Release poster for Crispin Glover's What Is It?, a film cast almost exclusively with actors who have Downs Syndrome, although their characters don't, and I can't tell you anymore what it's about. The screening for this was hampered with technical issues which led to minor tamtrums from Glover who was hosting and playing it off a laptop. "There's no input" has become a thing we say in our house when an TV app glitches. The Q&A also featured a challenge from a distraught audience member over a scene in which a character kills slugs by pouring salt on them, and Glover apologizing repeatedly for not having a CGI budget for that scene which he felt was essential to the story
Frodo, a gray tabby kitten, hanging out in the pasta strainer that your old cat completely ignored
Strider, a female muted calico staring on the couch
Robyn Hitchcock at the Horseshoe Tavern
Discounted meat with a handwritten label that looks like it was done by a serial killer
the original Scary Lucille Ball statue
Swallowtail butterfly on a pink coneflower
Stephen Harper looking like an absolute tool who pooped his pants in his Stampede cowboy getup, like all Conservative losers do
James Acaster ripping Ricky Gervais a new bunghole
Q: "It always makes me feel a little melancholy. A grand old warship being ignominiously hauled away for scrap. The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?" James Bond: "A bloody big ship."
Noted prehistoric pop sensations The Wayouts on the Flinstones
Someone's plugged their earbuds case into a USB port on a ttc bus
ST:TNG title card for that one where Dr Crusher gets it on with a ghost that lives in a lamp and also did her grandmother
A tray of annual flowers: gazania, petunias, marigolds, lobelia, and one hot pepper plant
Jonathan Winters. Jimmy Durante. Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Mickey Rooney, Buddy Hackett in It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
MLB transaction bot noting that every single player is wearing 42 today
Idiot in Chief brags again about this meaningless benchmark while the Fox chryon shows it's under 49
7/11 at Copenhagen train station, with a picture of a hot dog that is happy to see you
Muscle bound jerk off blocking a bus stop at Keele with a POS truck with zero cargo
Captain James Bond, with first officer Sheila Bangenough or whatever and fuckin JAWS
A dumb suggestion on the UP website
Mid 80s Omnibot, complete with tape deck and alarm clock
A monkey at IKEA wearing a shearling coat like a Wes Anderson character
A toilet on display at IKEA with a sign saying "for display use only", implying that some poor staff member once had a Very Bad Day at work
It's cold in Toronto
Text from Wikipedia outlining harassment alleged to have been committed by Omar Vizquel
Text copied from Wikipedia describing Andruw Jones' domestic violence arrest.
Bugs Bunny tuxedo meme, saying I wish all Wind A very Go fuck yourself
Current view of Bay/Dundas, with building on SW corner highlighted
A small monkey found wandering a Toronto area IKEA in 2012 wearing a shearling coat like a fucking Wes Anderson character
Norm Wilner's great Spider-Man tweet
Worst person in the world guy
You made Samwise cry
Terry Jones in the Funniest Joke in the World sketch by Monty Python
Removed slip lane at Jane and Dundas with a concrete curb
The fucking earworm in Wrath of Khan