The Deceitful Grin of Civility

@andrewfleer.com

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Intranet Celebrity. Certified BBQ judge. Certified steak judge (2x).

POV on a bike in a spin class studio
A 32oz tub of Rojo's Street Corn Dip
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PB, a tricolor corgi, napping in front of a window
Low hanging branches
Miranda's Opening Move: What are your green and red flags? My reply - To paraphrase my friend, Wyatt: He's one of the most undervalued men on the app. He's a BBQ judge, he has great jokes, he's a looker, and he has a corgi named Peter Barker. His only flaw is that he has an obsession with making his "tummy hort."
Greetings sweet friends! Summer produce is in full swing and we couldn't be more excited, this month we bring you the Honey-do Pie and Melonberry Chillers! A creamy blend of honeydew, lime, and a touch of Thai Basil topped with whip, melon balls, little basil leaves all in a scratch graham crust. Sweet sable shortbread cookies with a dusting of sugar and tajin sandwiching a fresh strawberry and watermelon jam.
IG post from @ragee2007 You can only pick 1 1. Teleport anywhere instantly, but you arrive completely soaking wet 2. Control time, but every time you pause it, you lose 1 day of your life span 3. Speak every language fluently, but you lose the ability to read or write them. 4. Spawn any object under $100, but a random person on Earth gets it too. 5. Never feel physical pain, but you lose your sense of taste entirely.
Tweet from @mallelis Live every day with the confidence of a 15-year-old who's smoked pot twice talking to a 15-year-old who's smoked pot once
Selfie of me in a Sickos FC kit
World Cup trophy
Snow White with her face pressed up against a window "Pakidge"
You're not a baby. When problems arise today, notice your first impulse: to pout, blame others, or seek rescue. Count to ten. Name what you're feeling. Then respond like the grown person you actually are. Nobody will save you but yourself. Do: Homesickness, Patchwork quilts, Breakfast in bed Don't: Heavy lifting, Comparisons, Numbing
Paella in a cast iron skillet
Tomato, onion, garlic, and parsley flambé
Chicken thighs coated with olive oil, paprika, and ground oregano
IG post from @venom.jacket Would you rather A) Ability to fly, but you must wear a suit that companies can buy advertising space on. You do not get to choose the ads Or B) Ability to teleport anywhere within a 1,000-mile radius, but you must watch a 5 minute unskippable ad before every teleport (Twice a day)
A comic panel from Mr Lovenstein A dude with muscular legs is about to kick a soccer ball. He's shouting, "Block this shit, Stevers!"
Futurama S03E07 - "The Day The Earth Stood Stupid"
Animal House (1978)
Hot dog tattoo
Hot dog tattoo stencil on my bicep
A new deck being built. You can see where the new deck is and judge where the old deck was
A soda cup without a lid
Waffle cone bar cake from Costco
Golf ball on a tee
30 Rock S05E19 - "I Heart Connecticut" Jenna Maroney walks into the office saying, "Listen up, Fives. A Ten is speaking."
Average temps for Santa Barbara, CA June - 72/57 July - 76/60 August - 77/60
Taco Bell
A sign for a business called R Storage
Base boards assembled for my new deck
What your Iowa college says about you A quadrant map of Iowa schools. The x axis ranges from Actually Study to Partying while the y axis is Chill Person to Thinks They're Better Than You
Noodles and meat-looking stuff on a fork
Noods and green onion
A microwave glass tray covered in ramen juice
Cup Noodles in the microwave
Kansas City BBQ flavored Cup Noodles for $1.18
Costco hot dog
comic from ButtPoems man: "I'm trying" woman: "Your best?" man: "God, I hope not" man: "But yeah, probably"
White monster in a Sickos Committee koozie
IG post from @thehandsomedaughter 🗣️ NEW HOAGIE SPECIAL FEATURE JUST DROPPED Pierogi Bear Pierogis Kielbasa Dijon mayo Onion bacon jam Mizeria (polish cucumber sour cream salad) As always special features are available until supplies last and not available to order online
Seen from The Avengers movie Mark Ruffalo is looking back behind him "That's my secret, Cap. I always have diarrhea"
PB, a tricolor corgi, on his back legs catching a ball
2 intersections 6 streets apart with 4 circled red light areas
Your heart is a garden. You've watered everyone else's emotions while yours withered. Now, someone's showing up with care you forgot you needed. Old wounds don't define what grows next. Let them tend to you for once. Do: Eye contact, collaborative playlists, spin the bottle Don't: crooning, head over heels, imprinting
Nebraska with a longer panhandle that extends well into Wyoming
My Pantone birth chart palette Cancer Sun - Moonlit Shell - #B8C8D6 (Pantone 537 C) Aries Moon - Ember Pulse - #C84632 (Pantone 7619 C) Aries Rising - Torchlight Red - #F05A3D (Pantone 2027 C) Cancer Venus - Pearl Blush - #E0B7B0 (Pantone 7605 C)
15 assorted Powerade bottles
Discord post from me: If France wins it all, I will make an entire baguette of french toast
Banana bread and iced cream
Fried shrimp, dipping sauce, hush puppies, rice a roni, and sauteed squash
Hush puppies frying in oil
PB, a tricolor corgi, in a kayak
The Waterboy (1998) Adam Sandler saying, "It was blessed by an Eskimo medicine man"
Baja blast from Taco Bell
Parks and Recreation S05E02 - "Soda Tax" Leslie, gesturing at a 512oz cup named "Child Size": How is this a child-sized soda? Kathryn Pinewood: Well,it's roughly the size of a two-year-old child... If the child were liquified
White Monster in a sickos committee koozie
A reuben and fries
Banana bread on a wire rack
Banana bread batter in a loaf pan