Andy Hanson-Dvoracek

@andrewhd.net

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It is not your business to turn out a funeral. Electrical and classical guitarman. Recovering musicologist. Wrote the boring chapter in the Julius Eastman book. He/him

The title card of The VelociPastor (2017)
Two button choice meme 1: Europe takes Azteca seriously 2: lol dos a cero
I’m on stage again, under red lights
New England Ska Presents: Ska, Ska, Ska & Ska Show June 28th Threat Level Burgundy, Skaleton Crew, Moonsault, and 2-1 The Jungle Somerville, MA, 6 Sanborn Ct. Doors 8pm Music 9 FREE
Me, under a tent having just played a ska show
I’m on stage, lit in purple stage lighting
A page from store.apple.com showing the Apple logo stating they are “making updates”
The principal from Billy Madison who goes on to monologue: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
A loaf of whole wheat bread cut to expose a relatively dense crumb
A loaf of baked whole wheat bread in a loaf pan
Summer of Ska The Agonizers/The New Limits/Skaleton Crew June 6th, Doors @ 7, Show @ 8 The Rockwell, Somerville, MA
John Candy and Eugene Levy as SCTV’s Schmenge Brothers, leaders of local award winning polka band The Happy Wanderers.
Ilya Kuryakan (as portrayed by David McCollum) in the Man from UNKLE holding a pistol equipped with a silencer
A Star Trek TNG title card saying “Have You Noticed How Many Restaurants are Theme Based These Days?”
Me playing as an yet unreleased Skaleton Crew song on a black Stratocaster
A casserole filled with chicken mole enchiladas
A pot of homemade mole sauce
The title card to “New York Ninja”, a movie from the late 80s I think but completed in 2023.
The actual Wally the Monster
Cityscape from Boston’s Prudential Center courtyard, with a beer and a copy of James Joyce’s “Dubliners” in the foreground.
Dork ass white gig with a guitar giving a thumbs up while a drummer and bassist high five in the background.
Poster for Riki Rocksteady, Sheet Bliss, and Skaleton Crew at the Jungle in Somerville, MA. April 3rd, music from 8-11, $10 advance, $15 at the door, 21+.
A TV with the title card to the movie Viy (1967), admittedly in Cyrillic.
Therapist: NeuroIsis isn’t real it can’t hurt you. NeuroIsis responds with the cover of Neurosis’s new album, featuring Aaron Stevens of Isis as a new member.
Drinking scotch and a television with David Brent about to fuse Flashdance with some MC Hammer shit.
A passage from the Sakura Variations for solo classical guitar with a right-hand fingering written for Every. Single. Note.
Message from Pokémon Go stating “First PokeStop of the Day! 7 Day Streak!”
Snowy windswept street, visibility at maybe 50 meters
Anakin and Padme four panel meme Anakin: I’ve created a pedal with tones never imagined before. Padme: Great! Not just a Rat circuit with an extra filter, right?
Aloy from the Horizon series wearing a lowland Tenakth outfit made largely from reeds holding a large sword with her bow on her back.
Screenshot from as220.org, the website for the Providence, RI artspace AS220, taken January 9, 2026. The text reads: AS220 offers all people in Rhode Island the opportunity to perform in our venues, free of charge. We are an unjuried (meaning that anyone who wants to perform or exhibit here, can), uncensored (meaning that AS220 will not censor the content of any art or performance in our spaces), all-ages forum for artists and performers. AS220 aims to support original music - covers are allowed now, but please make it your own!
Recent activity from the movie logging site Letterboxd: Animal Crackers (1930, 4 stars), Wake Up Dead Man (2025, 4 stars), A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965, 4 stars), Rick Steves’ European Christmas (2005, 4 stars).
Groucho Marx dancing in the 1930 movie Animal Crackers, newly in the public domain
A grid of albums covers: Deafheaven - Lonely People with Power Castle Rat - The Bestiary The Callous Daoboys - I Don't Want to See You In Heaven The Armed - THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED Kadavar - Kids Abandoning Destiny Among Vanity and Ruin De La Soul - Cabin in the Sky Clipse - Let God Sort Em Out clipping. - Dead Channel Sky Die Spitz - Something to Consume Frankie and the Witch Fingers - Trash Classic The Fearless Flyers - Fearless Flyers V Gwenifer Raymond - Last Night I Heard the Dog Star John 5 -Ghost Anouar Brahem - After the Last Sky Sunn O))) - Eternity's Pillars Guerrilla Toss - You're Weird Now King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - Phantom Island Pupil Slicer - Fleshwork Really Great - Be the Light On Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs Pigs - Death Hilarious Astral Bitch - Seeds of Hate Gloomlurker - Terror Absolute STL GLD - Good Music for Bad Kids Skaleton Crew - Overstimulated Dogs in the Woods - Live at Bunnyland USA
A clip from the game Yakuza 4 where I go out in mahjong with seven pairs, triggering a bronze trophy.
Setting up on the stage at Hutghi’s at the Nook in Westfield MA foregrounding my pedalboard, a couple people’s legs can be seen including one person wearing checkerboard Vans.
Yahoo Sports fantasy football showing me losing my match 0-84.12.
The Dude and an officer looking at his now rusted and significantly damaged 1971 Gran Torino in the LAPD's impound lot.
A record player playing Lennox Berkeley’s “Theme and Variations” off of Julian Bream’s 70’s, which is displayed to the left. The cover has a double exposure of him playing guitar.
Me in a blue jacket and green tie dye shirt playing God Told Me To’s “Godzilla” on a sunburst Les Paul
Me in a blue jacket and green tie dye shirt playing a version of Thundercat’s “Them Changes” on a sunburst Les Paul
Me in a green Schilling Brewing shirt playing the intro to Van Halen’s “Panama” on a sunburst Les Paul
Me in a Third Man Records shirt trying to play THAT riff from Mastodon’s “Megalodon” on a sunburst Les Paul
Me in a Third Man Records shirt playing Black Sabbath’s “Supernaut” on a sunburst Les Paul
Me in a Third Man Records shirt playing King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard’s “Gila Monster” on a sunburst Les Paul.
Two geese approaching a bench in the Boston Public Garden where I had been eating lunch, since they have no fear due to years of assholes and tourists feeding them.
Doctor Manhattan, a blue nude superhero, is pensive on the surface of Mars looking up to the sky. The first panel says “It is 2019, Carles Gil thanks the fans for their support and promises wins are coming.” The second panel is further out and says “It is 2022, Carles Gil thanks the fans for their support and promises wins are coming.” Doctor Manhattan is sitting in the third panel which reads “It is 2025, Carles Gil thanks the fans for their support and promises wins are coming.”
Doomguy fighting demons yelling “Where is Edwin J Fuelner”
A chart indicating affinity towards particular economic classes, with lower middle class and upper middle class being highest and upper class being lowest.
Two aliens (maybe?) made out of clay looking up out of frame
It’s US President Andrew Jackson, now second place in the executive branch “fuck you make me” race.
A 2-part Venn diagram labeled "Marilyn Manson": the left circle is titled "Bad things he did" and the right circle is labeled "Bad things he wants you to the think he did". The overlap contains question marks.
It’s De La Soul, left to right Maseo, Pos and Trugoy.
Nine Inch Nails’s “The Fragile”
A black and white picture of Steve Ray Vaughan playing his beat-up Partscaster with a black pickguard he referred to as #1, which was previously owned by Christopher Cross.
Garth Marenghi from Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace saying “I know writers who use subtext and they’re all cowards”
Recent activity from the movie logging website Letterboxd: The Days of Our Years (1955, 2 stars), Conclave (2024, 4 stars), Hundreds of Beavers (2022, 4.5 stars), North by Northwest (1959, 4 stars)
A Kong Dog, which ended up being a corn dog coated in sugar. Pretty good ngl.
Gustavo Dudamel & the Los Angeles Philarmonic as part of the Coachella 2025 announcement? Kind of in the middle of Saturday’s lineup?
Extremely fuzzy photo, predominantly red, of two men holding what appear to be guitars.