Andrew Martin

@andrewishere.bsky.social

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I make music, write and produce 'top shows', host and produce a podcast, write children's books, and time travel. Available for new projects. You're all ghosts to me.

BBC inviting me to look at the Sun like never before.
Puppet with a treat.
Thumbnails of sexualised video shorts on YouTube advertised in their main desktop view showing 1. A young man about to receive oral sex, 2. A man with his trousers down in the street, 3. A shirtless man in a swimming pool with an eggplant / aubergine emoji.
Tardis on set. 2026
The Doctor Who
This item that doesn't need a battery needs a battery, and that battery that is not needed is not supplied so you'll need to get one.
Doctor WTF
Kenneth Williams
Crook
BBC asking readers if an actor is too old for a job.
Street with Cunt in the name
Gyles Brandreth
Chart from the BBC showing the far-right fascist party “Reform” currently winning in the May 2026 local elections.
Crew of the Starship Ey-oop!
A son-in-law and a golfing buddy of President Sexpest sent to find peace in their own war.
The Tardis
A dementia-addled rapist prepares to murder an entire country’s population in a bid to prove he’s not a paedophile.
The Doctor (William Hartnell) looking through bars at two Daleks
Rapist and suspected paedophile Nazi President claims to have won his war for the 6th time.
BBC warning about wind being broken
A rapist and war mongering dementia clown.
An American rapist claims he's the best
The legend that is Greg James, with his contorted face peeping through the face hole of a massage table as he receives a massage after raising more than £2M for Children In Need by cycling like a hero.
A prominent American suspected paedophile and convicted rapist stops asking for help that he also doesn’t want whilst needing help.
Irrelevant “urgent” information about Oscar celebrities via Google
A headline confirming that the orange dementia-ridden rapist in the USA is helping to finance Putin's war in Ukraine.
A dementia addled rapist tries to trick Iranians into believing that his own failing economy will somehow be a help to Iran's.
Rapist and suspected paedophile complaining about everyone and everything.
Tax dodgers crying they can’t come and live in a country they don’t pay taxes in.
An elderly fascist orange rapist, fearing that his crimes will soon be investigated.
Void
Comedian Hilda Baker