Andrew

@andrewmichael.bsky.social

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He/Him Pan/Demi Dad of perfect daughter Trans rights are human rights Abortion is healthcare Black Lives Matter

Lord Of The Rings - The One With About Sixty Different Endings.
Master and Commander: Starring Maximus Decimus Meridius as Captain Kirk of the HMS Starship Enterprise. A tale of exploration, seeking out new life in the Final Frontier, if you don't count under the sea or outer space. Also, the heroic crew must face and defeat the evil and villainous Le Khan in a thrilling and tense game of cat and mouse.
The Mortuary District of the city of Sigil from Planescape: Torment, a place that fourteen-year-old me really wanted to live. ... Apparently, I was a bloody weird teenager. Good thing I grew out of that phase o_o
Two internal thermostats showing the ambient temperature at a bugfucking pissboiling 39°C which is "Look It Up Your Damn Self" degrees Fahrenheit.
A covering of hailstones on the ground taken a fortnight ago.
Me in a skirt/vest. Look a proper twat.
Darth Vader showing off his dark and mysterious powers.
Ranking list of Starships Enterprise, from most to least favourite. After some entries, there is a (K) which refers to the Kelvin timeline version of those ships. Another entry is followed by an (X) which specifically refers to the Dreadnought variant of the Enterprise-D from the episode "All Good Things."
Stunning young woman with cropped red hair wearing a Nostromo t-shirt, matching the style of Tilly, her beloved online girlfriend.
Fíona yeeting dem rocks.
Me in my favourite baseball t-shirt for the best team outside Cestus III.
Internet Speed Test showing an average download rate of 131.38 Mbps (16.42 megabytes per second)
Hellslinger Doom Engine FPS
Drawing on a chalkboard of Starscream with the quote "Check the thermometer, I will rule the universe!" This picture is an original work, drawn at Lancaster University's Bowland College pub, circa. 2004
A lady in Animal Crossing standing on the shore holding a semi-automatic handgun and saying "I wish an animal WOULD cross me."
Terrifying snippet from my timeline
The cold, vacant eyes of Evil Incarnate, staring through your soul, past the light, beyond hope and into a place as foul and dark and formless as the vile beast's hideous, deformed flesh. Tremble mortals and despair, for doom has come to this world. Fucking Cole.
She so kyoot doe. I mean honestly, look at her! She so sweet! 😍 I know she comes off all "oi dickhead, imma break off your legs and shove 'em up yer arse!" but really she a big sweetie 🥰
Artist's render of an Edmontosaurus.
Autobot Kup, pointing in an annoyed way at Hotrod, after being called an "old timer."
Transformers: The Movie VHS box sleeve.
Giant forehead. Fivehead? SIXHEAD??? 😯
Middle-Aged nerd in a Star Trek T-shirt
Me in my now greasy Star Trek t-shirt.
Lisa Simpson, addressing a Northern Reticulated Chipmunk, informing them that they "are so reticulated."
Voluntary root canal surgery shown as preferable to watching a biopic about the first lady.
War Planets - Shadow Raiders
Textbook saucer-section landing from the ST:TNG Technical Manual.
Anthropomorphic piece of shit, vaguely shaped like a MORONIC FUCKING LOSER BUNNY RABBIT.
A stylised cross.
Fíona and I having a smooch 😘
Elim Garak getting his shit kicked in by Benjamin Sisko.
Terrible ranking of SW films. If you can't see the list, you're probably better off.
The exploded Chornobyl NPP following the disaster.
Arcane Drake from the videogame "The I Of The Dragon."
A book cover featuring a cartoon bunny rabbit with an umbrella and yellow raincoat under the title: "oh Christ, it's this asshole again."
Fíona hates Switzerland even more so because they keep winning the Curling.
Fíona voicing her opinions on the beautiful nation of Switzerland.
Scottish lady sitting underneath a Scottish flag.
Gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, amazing, wonderful lady nomming on a love-heart shaped gingerbread biscuit with the words "Hug Me" written in icing.
A rattle for babies in the shape of a gladius/pugio.
A picture of the back of a person's bald head with text reading: "UK court rules calling someone 'bald' now considered sexual harassment."
The 3D model for the character of Ranger, player character of the video game Quake.
Hitler in almost the exact same pose with almost the exact same look as Linehan, the world's Most Divorced Man.
Gorgeous lady wearing glasses. She purdy. 🫠
Modern rice! Everyone should enjoy this modern Rice.
Title card for Star Trek - Deep Space Nine season Six, episode Thirteen "Far Beyond The Stars"
The sunlight beaming through the Yorkshire sunshine.
Ranking of Star Wars films. A New Hope is at the top and Rise Of Skywalker is at the bottom. Everything in between is likely highly contentious.
A list of bad Star Trek opinions. Believe me, if you can't see them, it's better for you if I don't type them out.
An advert on Chrome for one of those phishing quizzes titled "The 'Am I Gay?' test."
Utterly petrifying picture of Angela Lansbury
One of my favourite battlemechs; the Clan Dire Wolf (IS Reporting Name - Daishi)
Chicken eating buttered bread. From a chicken sandwich 😬 (I took the chicken off first.)
A Lego USS Enterprise made from pieces of some other random set.
Playmate's Transwarping Enterprise-D for All Good Things.
Imagine the single most beautiful lady in the world... then make her twice as beautiful... then sit her next to the most ordinary, average 6/10 bloke you can imagine. ... Then put the 6/10 bloke in a Star Trek winter jumper and up him to a 9/10
My personal and not at all contentious rankings of the Star Wars films.
British cuisine; finest in the world.
The most beautiful person in the world. I've only got two thousand characters, I can't describe how perfect this lady is. Stunning is too small a word. I love this woman so much ❤️