Andrew O'Neill

@andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social

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Comedy. Metal. Magick. They/them. patreon.com/andrewoneill Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows

Nicole Kidman, wearing gold and looking like a fucking goddess, defiantly smokes a cigarette as Tom Cruise looks diminished.
A poster for my Krill show. Minimalist white square. A krill at the bottom. "Andrew O'Neill A Short, Aggressive Lecture On Krill. Then Jokes" (Work In Progress) Monkey Barrel 17th-19th August
A long list of dates, which you can find at www.andrewoneill.co.uk/shows Also, the poster is based on a Gentle Ben promo image, which is nice isn't it? You can't see it very well behind the next, and I inverted the colours so it looks negative.
Andrew O'Neill Weekend Schedule: Thursday 11pm - 2000 Trees Stand-Up Set Friday 2pm - Deadmeet - History Of Punk Saturday 5:55pm - 2000 Trees - History Of Punk Find all my live dates: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
A map, centring around the middle of Britain. A cross is at the centre. Radiating from the cross approximately NE is a yellow line, marking the direction of sunrise. Radiating approximately NW is a red line, marking the direction of sunset.
Studded biker jacket with Andrew O'Neill's History Of Punk written on the bottom.
John J Cafuro leans, way too much, on a blocky looking red sports car.
Colourful restaurant table with all the people named above, plus some guy photobombing us in the background.
Nonbin actor (me) in a yellow headscarf holding a sandwich.
A gold necklace with a nonbinary symbol, and a man's wedding ring. And my gold thumbnail.
Show poster. Colourful depiction of the Flammarion Woodcut, with ANDREW O'NEILL - ESCAPE - BLACK HEART - CAMDEN TOWN - 3rd JUNE
My tuxedo cat Ghost, whose upper lip is white on the right bit and black in the left bit.
Black cat. White paw tips. Mmmmmm.
Me standing in front of a radar station which looks like a hitachi wand.
A picture of my dad with the things that killed him that apparently was appropriate.
BBC news article: "Why it could take months for fuel and food prices to return normal"
Adric, from Doctor Who, looking at the Earth screaming towards his crashing space-ship. Subtitle: "Now I'll never know if I was right."
The opening titles of Dad's Army, showing three snaking arrows woth swastikas pointing from the coast of mainland Europe to the South coast of Britain.
Picture of me on the GoodOmensPrime Instagram account, in my costume for Good Omens 3!
A man gurning with a hat made of tennis balls.
T-shirt saying "JOHN LENNON BROKE UP FLUXUS"
Dungeon GF ⚔️ @TheLoserOf08 look i love Chappell Roan like anyone else but we cant ignore her work with Boyd Rice and Death in June
Me in the mirror. Yellow counter across the bottom, floral tea dress, freshly bobbed hair.