Andrew Morton

@andrewrtmorton.com

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Sarcastic, cynical and pessimistic. Practices self-deprecating humour, but is not very good at it. Developer @ Ministry of Testing. He/Him

A lift floor number screen that just says starting
Mary Berry wearing a mint green top.
A MacBook with a Postman branded rubber duck on a shelf next to it.
A plant stand, wrapped in Christmas lights, with a MacBook sat on top.
A Golden doodle laying on his back and his dachshund sister has her head on his, making it look like he is wearing her as a hat.
A box containing Transformer toys, and a lightsaber.
Hairy dog