Andrew Shumate

@andrewshumate.com

73 Followers 167 Following

Cat dad. Security Nerd. Overly candid at times. Makes lots of mistakes. Likes are usually cat pics... “Don’t tell me you can’t because…tell me you can if.” -Marty Sklar

The Lament Configuration is a puzzle box from the Hellraiser series of movies.
Image with text Me: I need to stop being lonely and talk to people Someone: Hey Me: picture of a cat with it’s back arched
A 3D printed telescope
Iron Front arrows with the text sometimes antisocial always antifacist
Iron Front 3 Arrows symbol with the phrase sometimes antisocial always antifascist
Two different packages of sleeping mouth tape.
Sleeping cat
A cat looking into your soul with just a twinge of sadness because her food bowl is in the other room.
A sleeping cat. The cat is a mute tortoise shell calico.
An orange cat sleeping on a desk showing his toe beans
A collection of security conference attendance badges.
Image of a meditating wolf with the text: I try to do good in the world not out of fear of hell or reward of heaven, but because it feels better not to be an asshole.
Photo of a screen with text that reads Thank you for 20 (really 21) years. We will moose you. Shmoocon
Two cans of Monster energy drinks and a half drunk bottle of Powerade
The back of a Shmoocon badge for 2025 wit NAPVRAG which is rot 13 encoded and results in the word ancient. There is a horizontal line. Then there is ~Lead With Kindness~
932b95e7872da5a871ec29fcdb0bf43f 7 other attendees have the same hash as you. Find at least one match and come together to the Polarity/ThreatConnect booth to claim your parts and build a "Cyberdeck". Multiple matches mean more parts -- so find everyone with your hash. #cyberdeckchallenge
Mechanic’s creeper
A set of automotive parts on a table with printed instructions
A photograph storage box from a craft store, there are several smaller plastic boxes in a larger box, each of the smaller boxes is labeled for a different type of cable.
A braided elastic or hair tie held in a hand next to a cable.
A couple of circuit boards suspended in an enclosure with only wires.
My cat Maui siting in a sling I made for him.
Six panel meme 1) I'm a republican 2) Me too! 3) Which state are you from? 4) Ireland! 5) OH SHIT! 6) COME OUT YE BLACK AN TAN!
Starbucks iced mocha with 6 shots of blonde espresso.
If there is a war on Christmas let’s recognize it’s probably by Halloween responding in defense of thanksgiving. Christmas is the clear aggressor.