andrybak

@andrybak.dev

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I like interesting facts, podcasts, and anime. I'm most interested in software development, cosmology, and sciences in general. he/him

tweet by user @BravoCoolee, posted on October 23rd, 2017: Twitter the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
Screenshot of Tumblr. Three posts by user lizardsister. The posts say: if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they’d do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind
A demotivational poster: a screenshot from a Lord of the Rings film surrounded by a black border. On the screenshot, Grima Wormtongue is talking into the ear of Théoden, the King of Rohan. The caption reads: "Confidence." and a quote "You are absolutely right!"
Screenshot from Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare. A view through a sniper rifle's sight. Subtitle: "Cpt. MacMillan: Remember what I've taught you. Keep in mind variable humidity and wind speed along the bullet's flight path. At this distance you'll also have to take the Coriolis effect into account."
Little alien dying inside a human-shaped mecha laying on a table in a morgue. Screenshot from "Men in Black", 1997 film
two panels, screenshots from the "Invincible" cartoon. Omni-Man a supervillain in a red and white costume is talking to Invincible, a superhero in a yellow mask. Background is a cloudy sky. Top panel: letters "H₂O" are overlaid over the sky with Omniman looking at it, away from Invincible. Bottom panel: Omniman is looking at Invincible; the memed subtitle line "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power" is redacted to leave only letters of the word "water" visible.
a variation on the ironic meme "Stop Doing Math", but unironically invoked for the sentiment "Stop using dishwasher tablets/pod, use loose powder instead". Three examples of dishwasher tablets and pods are shown. The caption reads: Stop using pods! DISHWASHER POWDER WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO COME IN FIXED-SIZE TABLETS YEARS OF WASHING yet NO REAL WORLD EVIDENCE that SAME POWDER in a pod is better at washing the dishes Yes, please give me EXTRA PLASTIC and DYE that is going down the drain" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what the BIG POD has been selling you for extra profit for all this time, with their FAKE innovation (These are REAL products, sold in REAL stores) They have played us for absolute fools
Captain Picard, thoughtfully holding his chin with his left hand, sitting in front of a patterned wall, which is lit in blue light. The caption reads: "With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied – chains us all irrevocably. Those words were uttered by Judge Aaron Satie, as wisdom and warning. The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged."
A series of Tumblr posts by user cryptotheism. First post: "Man, the flesh sucks. I'm gonna abandon it for the machine." Second post: "Hey was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I'm gonna abandon the machine for the divine." Third: "Bad news about the divine".
Screenshot of the TV show "Friends". A dejected Joey Tribbiani is standing in the New York subway next to an advertisement poster on a tiled wall. The poster has a black-and-white photo of Joey with the text "what Mario isn't telling you... // VD // You never know who might have it. // City FREE Clinic (212)555-6381".
Screenshot of text: Dating App Edition💝 Your profile in swipe-speak Bio "I’m a curious code poet who loves interesting facts, sci-fi, and the mysteries of the universe. If you can handle obscure quotes and a dash of nerdy humor, swipe right!" Red Flags 🚩Might quote Dune at inappropriate times 🚩Extremely passionate about light bulbs and calendars 🚩May remind you that society is a pyramid scheme Green Flags ✅Loves to share cool podcasts ✅Appreciates a good nerdy meme ✅Has a soft spot for deep cosmic thoughts Perfect Match Someone who can tolerate quirky science rants and enjoys discussing the mysteries of life over coffee.
screenshot of the topic starting post in a timeline with a post below it with text "find your joy"
screenshot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantalum showing general information about the element.
A pile of [citation needed] stickers and Molly White's business card.
a meme: 🛼 Roller skate emoji — i sleep 𔑥 ANATOLIAN HIEROGLYPH A092 — real shit
Demonstration of BlueSky in landscape mode in Firefox for Android.
Infographic showing depth of two-part escalator at the station "Arsenalna" in Kyiv metro. The upper escalator (between ground level and intermediary vestibule) has depth 47 m. The lower escalator (between intermediary vestibule and train platform level) has depth 56 m.
Lost game of Mines (Minesweeper clone)