André Melancia 🇵🇹 🇪🇺 🌈 🍉 🐈‍⬛

@andy.pt

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Tweet by Trump in 2012 saying: "Don't let Obama play the Iran card in order to start a war in order to get elected - be careful republicans!"
Message about Facebook blocking access.
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Censorship on Facebook
Photo of a cat next to a phone and text "IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY YOU CAN CALL ΜΕ"
World map in Indiana Jones sepia style showing all the flights and trips taken by André Melancia in the months of september and october 2025. There are trips around Europe, and also to Uganda, Tunisia, Canada, Philippines and Brazil.
Post by André Melancia containing the following text: "2010 Developer: Develop app, test and fix any bugs. If you have time, document and register in the DevOps systems. 2020 Developer: Document everything you're going to do (even if you have no idea what it is). It's critical to register everything in the DevOps systems. If you have time, start developing something. Fixing bugs will be a future release that your grandchildren will eventually work on. 2025 Vibe coder: Have AI do all the coding, list in the DevOps systems all the bugs you can find. Don't plan on hiring a developer to fix any bugs, someone will eventually invent an AI to do that."
Image of a woman scared of a robot cutting someone's hand to fill in a recaptcha to prove i is human.
Screenshot of truthsocial with reality problems
Title slide of the "Hacking Azure" presentation by André Melancia for Lviv Polytechnic National University
Screenshot of the live stream with André Melancia, José Quintino and Cláudio Raposo, and showing a slide with 16 muffin/chihuahua and a separate chihuahua with a seringe in its mouth and evil red eyes.
The title slide André Melancia's session on Accessibility, and the video streaming on the top right showing André presenting on stage at TechEd Prague.
Logo for the All Different All Equal campaign in Czech language
Logótipo de "Todos Diferentes Todos Iguais"
Text saying "On June 14 (Trump's birthday) the world is going to post photos of OBAMA on all social media platforms. Pass it on."
Photo of Jorge Bergoglio with the text: "Não há democracia com fome, nem desenvolvimento com pobreza, nem justiça na desigualdade."
Facebook post by André Melancia with the text: « In the past, the village drunk used to say absurdities that everyone ignored. Now these drunks have social media accounts, obscure funding for paid advertising, and fascist parties to amplify drunkenness, racism, xenophobia, irrational hatreds, and frustrations. They just don't know that they are being used by large economic groups to destroy society and the fundamental rights of citizens, always with the aim of making profits for the obscure financiers. They have long been warned... Those who do not learn from History will have the "pleasure" of seeing it repeated... »
Facebook post by André Melancia with the text: « Antigamente, o bêbado da aldeia dizia barbaridades que todos ignoravam. Agora esses bêbados têm redes sociais, financiamento obscuro para publicidade paga, e partidos fascistas para amplificar a bebedeira, o racismo, a xenofobia, os ódios irracionais e as frustrações. Só não sabem que estão a ser usados pelos grandes grupos económicos para destruir a sociedade e os direitos fundamentais dos cidadãos, sempre com o objectivo de dar lucros aos obscuros financiadores. Há muito que foram avisados... Quem não aprende com a História terá o "prazer" de a ver repetir-se... »
Woman: "People are being sent to prison camps without trial!" MAGA man: "Pfft! I don't care. They're all criminals" Woman peels the label "all criminals" and reveals "not white" Woman: "I knew it".
Series of photos illustrating the text: "Trump administration deports gay makeup artis to prison in El Salvador".
Photo of the Education Secretary and a few A.1. Steak Sause bottles on a shelf with the text "Trump's Education Secretary just Referred to 'AI' as 'A1' And the Steak Sause seized the moment"
A selfie of André Melancia in the dungeon basement of Borg Lüdinghausen, presenting a session.
Photo of André Melancia, Luis Beltrán, Michael John Peña and Fisnik Doko in the Microsoft AI Partner Training Day in London on the 4th of March 2025.
Tweet by @queenie4rmnola saying "Black history is only offensive if you side with enslavers, segregationists, and other racists. It slaps if you have morality."
Image of a map of Lisbon and Portugal showing a "magnitude 4.2 earthquake" 24km south of Lisbon, in the ocean.
Facebook post saying "Mark Zuckerberg just laid off 3600 workers including some who claim they got glowing reviews".
Screenshot of an email by Twitter / X regarding content issue.
A photo of some of the attendees, trainers and Microsoft staff for the Fabric workshop in Qatar.
News sharing about the Trump government suspending officials that tried to prevent criminal Elon Musk from accessing confidential information for self purpose.
Job advert for a Texas based position where it is claimed that the applicant has to specifically be "white".
Images of Dachau concentration camp in 1943and Jabalia North Gaza in 2024, with the text "On International Holocaust Remembrance Day, Anti-Zionist Jews Demand Never Again for Anyone"
Photo of a brainless idiot with a flag "Latinos for Trumoo 2024" and respective posts commenting.
Image of Trump with his orange face, sided by another image of an orange with Trump hair, mouth and eyes.
Screenshot of message on TikTok saying "Welcome back! Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.! You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok."
Photos of Colombia president and USA president, with the text: "Colombia refuses USA military flight and sends presidential plane to greet the people deported by Trump. A migrant is not a criminal and should be treated with dignity"
Screenshot of Facebook's censorship of a post about Musk, by claiming it was fact checked, but the fact checker is not a reputable source.
Screenshot of a Facebook restriction
Screenshot of the main Facebook page saying "Sorry. something went wrong".
Photo of Catarina Mendes presenting a session in the big auditorium of ISEG. In the background, the projected image of a Norway forest with title "Tundra Biome in Norway"
Photo of multiple speakers of Ctrl-Alt-Xmas looking at the view of Lisboa from the top of ISEG building...
Photo of André Melancia and Ricardo Cabral on stage in the big auditorium of ISEG, being photographed by Mathias Halkjaer, and all photographed by Paula García Esteban. In the background, the projected image of a welcome slide to the Ctrl-Alt-Xmas event, fully decorated in a xmas theme.
Photo of Catalin Gheorghiu presenting a a session in the big auditorium of ISEG. In the background, the projected image of xmas decorations in the title slide.
Photo of Mikael Wedham presenting a SQL session in the big auditorium of ISEG. In the background, the projected image of SSMS with SQL code.
Photo of Ricardo Cabral presenting a session in the big auditorium of ISEG.
Photo of Paula García Esteban presenting an Accessibility session in the big auditorium of ISEG, a former church with rock walls, high ceiling, wood floors and red chairs.
Image of staff in a coffee shop with AI measurements about performance overlaid, with the text "Optimise staff performance and reduce customer wait times with advanced monitoring ad real-time service adjustments"
Food break for the event with multiple types of food, including sweets, fruit and more.
Mathias Halkjaer presenting a session at the big auditorium of ISEG
Tomislav presenting a session in the big auditorium of ISEG
Photo of André Melancia and Ricardo Cabral presenting a session at Microsoft Rome.
Photo of the trainers from the Build AI Apps track t Microsoft AI Partner Training Day
A drawing of a cat reading a book with the text "There has never been a time when the people who've banned books were the good guys"
Photo of a ceiling lamp decorated with kitchen utensils
Photograph of prisoners in a nazi concentration camp, with the text "Remember, it didn't start with gas chambers. It started with politicians dividing the people with 'us and them'. It started with intolerance and hate speech ad when people stopped caring, became desensitized mindlessly obedient and turned a bind eye."
Cartoon shows Hank Hill complaining and saying "I do not want to save to onedrive. I want to save to the documents folder... On my computer... That I own... In my house."
A photo of André Melancia on stage pointing to the screen while presenting "SQL Curiosities: Zvědavost Kočku Zabila / Zvedavosť Zabila Mačku" (Curiosity Killed The Kitten). In the background there are banners of JavaDays and Gopas.
3 images displayed vertically with filenames on the side. First image of a man with thumbs up and the filename "Person.exe". Second image of a man inside a body bag and a CSI closing it and the filename "Person.zip" Third image of an urn jar and the filename "Person.jar"
Mark Hamill saying "People complaining about my political tweets need to understand: I love my country and I feel it's my patriotic duty to oppose this demented sociopath with every fibre of my being.
A tweet with the text "I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax."