AndyC

@andyc300.bsky.social

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Follow me at your own risk. I am an idiot who has been hit in the head a lot.

Big godsdamned fuzzy cow
The horrors of confederate war. NBF, getting a better looking statue than he deserved. Fuck him. Prick.
BIG FUZZY DOG!
Big fuzzy anger bull
Algae ridden pond. Those dastardly kids!
Mah baby geeses is growin'!
Red sunset
for your turbulent viewing pleasure.. in otter news...
Ribs. Pork ribs. St Louis cut, sadly by the producer and not by me. Untrimmed spare ribs seem rare as fuxk these days.
Big clouds coming.
tiny fuzzy balls of goosey joy with ma and pa goose.
Hoe hoe hoe, merry gardenmass.
ITS A GOOOOOOOSE! LOOK AT IT LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING AT IT LOOKING AT YOU LOOKING AT IT!
Mated pair of mallards in the local pond.
Mallard ducks, mated pair.
Baby turtle, because fuck you, thats why.
We have such dark baby turtle delights to show you. LOOOOOK AT IT! (baby turtle on branch with a bunch o' water weeds) LOOOOOOK AT ITS GLORY! ALL HAIL TURTLE!
Male wood duck
Ask me about my Goddess and Savior Princess Donut as well. T shirt says ask me about Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Old man cat.
Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like you other boring cuckols - "youth pastor voice" you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right....
Texas primary results.
Are you a spy? because you are way too cute to be talking to me - it doesn't take a mathematician to figure out '10+5 = honeytrap'. report suspicious behavior.
Miller being a racist pile of feces in a daily show joke. roses are red, violets are blue, PEOPLE SHOULD BE WHITE the card says the most mediocre looking dude in the world.
Donut, complete with headset and jaunty beret. Go listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl on audiobook. Sound Booth Theater. Funny, sad, dark and so very very human and heartbreaking. You'll cry, you'll laugh til you cry, your very tears will be extracted on behalf of the Borant Corporation.
anna giaritelli all border patrol agents in Minn are being sent home, not confirmed via email yet.
TRO blocking feds from fucking about in MN
Jamelle being a GOD
The Hortman children's plea to Trump to take down his conspiracy video in regards to their parents murder at the hands of a conspiracy nut.
Maureen Dowd, being REALLY fucking wrong at the top of her lungs.
Bill Clinton Statement saying release everything involving Bill Clinton in the Epstein files, right now, you disingenuous fucking cowards.
fox digital reporting that the redaction standards applied to the victims was also applied to 'politically exposed individuals and government officials'
Justice redacted names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital ahs learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials.
Casual cat is casual.
Lance Hendrickson, Near Dark
Stephen Miller being a petty ghoul stealing mice from cats.
Trump in drag, with his name being ReLisa D'Files
Trump in Auntie Karen drag. It is hideous, worse than you can imagine. Roadkill in the summer Georgia sun is more palatable.
Ribs ribs ribs
Chart of gold prices, a hair over 3900 per. Grab your asses, kids.
Text fight and perfect sarcasm
Immigration rights text. hand card to immigration officer, then STFU. card explains you are exercising the right to remain silent til you have talked to a lawyer. 1. gonna sh ut up and not talk. 2. if detained, i have the right to contact a lawyer immediate. 3. ain't signing shit without talking to MY lawyer.
Relaxed gato.
Chicken legs, smoked
Chicken cordon bleu