Andy 🛋️

@andycouch.com

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Front-end web developer, moving picture enthusiast, comic book hoarder, occasional drone pilot, sometimes DIYer, former frog, and an Oxford comma fanatic. “Help control the pet population. Have your pets spayed or neutered.” he/him • #PDX • ✊🏻🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸

An image with the text "We're hosting" sitting above the "Overlook Porchfest" logo.
A bottle of Peach Rock & Rye from Stone Barn Brandyworks sitting next to a glass with a large ice cube and about 2 oz. of the spirit poured into it.
A photo of a crowd at a concert with a big 2027 in the center with the Faith No More star in the background.
Angel looking sharp in an early X-Men costume with red suspenders. He's saying: "For the first time -- I really look like an angel -- I guess!"
A screenshot showing the price as $110, which includes taxes & fees and breaks down to $30 per day.
A depiction of Wite-Out tape correcting "even" to "ever" in my previous skeet.
The photo of a sunset in the distance, taken from atop a ridge, looking into Virginia from Tennessee.
A photo of an old man holding a yellow sign that's a parody of the Gadsden flag. It depicts a bare foot stepping on a snake with the text "HE'S TREADING, BRO"
A screenshot from the Fi app showing a map with the path taken during a dog walk and the following stats: Steps: 13,213 Duration: 1h 18m Distance: 3.14mi
Pamala Adlon, Johnathan Frakes, and Ray Wise dressed as Mintakans in Star Trek: The Next Generation.
A light brown dog laying in a donut bed, stacked on top of another donut bed, next to another donut bed. The beds are lopsided and the dog is kinda falling out of it head first, but doesn't seem to mind.
A photo of a non-structual arch with missing plaster along the top.
Precipitation 0.82" Total snow for the day
A very, very, very blurry and pixelated image of a small human.
The title screen for the BBC series, The Repair Shop.
Protestors crossing a bridge, marching against ICE
Protestors marching against ICE
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A crying robot, which is a mashup of the emoji with a tear and the robot emoji.
A building with robot-like stone sentinel sculptures along the roofline.
The image shows Kevin McCallister holding a Talkboy, a popular handheld voice recorder toy from the 1990s that was featured in the movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
Thinking emoji done in the old Olan Mills portrait studio style.
A Fisher-Price PXL2000 camera and a pile of tapes.
Screenshot of a Merriam-Webster post with the heading "Your 2026 Word" and the word "perilous" in black against an ombre teal background.
A still of Lucas (Caleb McLaughlin) and Max (Sadie Sink) in a movie theater from the finale of Stranger Things.
The packaging from a shower curtain that reads: ORIGINAL WAFFLE SHOWER CURTAIN 💡 Inspiration from Waffle Pancakes "Waffle Pancakes" is in bold and underlined.
A doormat with an image of a whale with text written about it that says "WHALECUM"
A tire showing a damaged sidewall due to hitting a pothole.
A postcard from Multnomah County Circuit Court that says "SPECIAL JUROR SUMMONS RESPOND WITHIN 10 DAYS"
A felt ornament of a gingerbread house hanging on a Christmas tree.
A gray cat laying across a laptop keyboard.
A pair of socks with colorful stripes and the Google+ logo.
A raccoon perched on the top of a fence, looking down at the ground. A porch with Christmas lights and a tree with a Halloween witch are in the foreground.
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A box that originally contained four glass ornaments. The ornaments have a silver diamond pattern. Two are missing and one is broken, leaving only one intact ornament.
A steam train passing by, decorated for Christmas.
Super Galaxy Fighter Robot
A B&W photo of a gray cat sitting in a chair.
An image created with the Mamdani text generator that says: JUST STOP for the love of god.
A game box lying on a table. The game is called "Comic Book Boom!" and the cover is designed to look like a comic book. A generic super hero is drawn busting out from the cover. To the left is a copy of Doom 2009 #1, which was included as a bonus item for those that pre-ordered the game. To the right is a trading card for a character called "Hell on Wheels" and a promotion for the Homegrown Games Market 2026 to be held in Dallas, Texas in May 2026.
A screenshot of a list of options: - English - English, middle (1100–1500) - English, old (ca.450–1100)
Gooey Duck?!
A fawn colored pittie mix that is visibly pregnant.
Nancy says goodnight to a turtle named "The Tsar"
An email from Levi's with the subject line "NEW: The Wedgie Slim"
Old Spice "Dark Knight" deodorant with an image of Batman and the bat symbol on the label. The scent is described as "black cherry + nightfall."
A Cooper's hawk (Astur cooperii) sitting at the top of a wooden fence with its back turned. The photo is a bit blurry because it's zoomed and cropped heavily.
An 8-track tape of "Movie Disco Dancing Hits" including songs from Saturday Night Fever, Star Wars, FM, Jaws 2, Thank God It's Friday, Grease, Rocky, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, and The Wiz.
A youthful woman wearing sunglasses, holding a baby goat, and smiling for the camera.
A screenshot of a post on r/BlueskySocial by u/sugarhai. The title reads: see hopeful things in your feed Then there is an image of a cartoon cat decorated with sprinkles and a cherry like an ice cream sundae, holding a banner image for a starter pack called "hopecore art" and below that there's text on the image that reads: "less doom more hope" The text of the post below the image reads: hope is the antidote to doom, a starter pack: https://go.bsky.app/B4Yx4cY The top comment on the post is from dedjedi and reads: ICE killed a citizen in broad daylight yesterday.
A Northern Flicker (Colaptes auratus) pecking at a suet cake in a feeder that is attached to a window.
Two stacked DVD cases. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World is on the bottom. On the top is... Sacred Mysteries Presents... Kubrick's Odyssey: Secrets Hidden in the films of Stanley Kubrick Part One: Kubrick and Apollo. A Film by Jay Weidner "Weidner produces devastating proof that the landing was shot in a studio on Earth" --David Icke
Rare summer could front heading into Austin on Thursday. What weather should we expect?
A brown, spotted banana slug (Ariolimax) crawling through forest debris.
83° in Portland tomorrow 16° colder than today
Protesters in the"Rage Against The Regime" march.
The Spitting Image version of Ronald Reagan.
A light brown dog laying in the grass, squinting because the sun is too bright.
A screenshot of a Yelp listing for "Fish And Amp Chips"
A large hand painted sign that reads: PLEASE PiCK UP YOUR DOG'S POOP WiTH PLASTiC BAG'S "GOD BLESS YOU" THANK YOU