Andy Cowley

@andycowley.uk

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Idiot from the Black Country with ADHD. Used to be crazygibbon on twatter a thousand years ago.

Screenshot of Merlin Bird ID app showing common wood pigeon, song thrush, house sparrow, European goldfinch, Eurasian blue tit, and Eurasian black cap
An LCD thermometer in a greenhouse where the LCD has broken so it only displays a big black blob
Screenshot of Google Maps searching for a recycling centre. Almost all the results are for places like Sue Ryder and The Range
Edd the duck looking sassy and plotting the overthrow of the Welsh government using knitting
In the middle of the pride parade
A flock of fabulous furries
A sketch of a cat, wrapped in a blanket, wearing sunglasses and smoking looking very French
A tray of cheese and pineapple on sticks and egg mayo cobs
Three step stool with dog print carpet. A ruby cavalier king Charles spaniel adorns the top, like the monarch he is
A car park edged with pensioners protesting with cardboard placarda
A screenshot of birds identified in Merlin. Eurasian blackbird, common woodpigeon, common chiffchaff, Eurasian wren, dunnock, European Robin, house sparrow, European goldfinch
Inexpertly repaired veg trug
A sad x-frame of wood surrounded by shards of rotten wood. It used to be a veg trug.
Screenshot of an email which reads: Dear Andrew We hope you have a wonderful day filled with joy and happiness. On this special occasion, we want to take a moment to wish you good health and many reasons to smile in the coming year. As a token of our appreciation, we are offering you a special birthday treat. Buy one pack of Icon or Tepe inter-dental brushes and receive one free! Simply mention this email when you buy your brushes to enjoy this exclusive offer.
A styscraper
A tower of shite and pigs from the game Styscraper
Sad faced beardy man with an automated blood pressure thingy round his forearm
Screen grab of an email from Tapo: "Love is knocking: secure your home with Tapo Gift your valentine peace of mind with Tapo video doorbell."
A bottle of wine in the window of a vintner called Sparklehorse. The image on the label is of a very colourful carousel horse in the style of a victorian engraving.
Screenshot of the virgin media app alleging Harry Potter is Sci fi
A cozy wood burner with a fire below a TV showing a rugby match. My feet are cozy in woollen slippers
A very frosty, foggy field with a magnificent hound looking off into the distance
Screenshot of firmware update notification for cooker
A cold man with a waterproof done up to his eyeballs, with chilly runners assembling behind him for a race.
Icing sugar dusted waffles with blueberries and strawberries, accompanied by a flat white
In the foreground is an out of focus plate of peanut butter and jam on toast. The focus of the photo is my dog, sitting as close to me as possible but pointedly looking elsewhere. Not at the toast. Never at the toast.
A dark window, surrounded by a silhouette of wisteria. The only thing lit from within is the face of a very serious dog.
Tiny chilli seedlings under a grow lamp