Cottagecore Spider Jerusalem

@andyeyeballs.bsky.social

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'Not just one of the great legal revolutionaries of our time, also a really filthy babe.' thereve.land, Chosen Family Law Center, Harvard Law School LGBTQ+ Advocacy Clinic, National Lawyers Guild Queer Caucus. https://campsite.bio/andyizenson

A tweet from @radmads101: "I hate giving bisexuals the aux. why are we listening to my chemical romance before noon? find god"
A wooden paddle woodburned with an image of a brain that's also a hand grenade with the words "YOU CAN'T KILL AN IDEA"
A selfie of a white person with short purple hair and an "I 💗NERDS" t shirt, in front of a rock climbing wall, looking happy and a little chagrined
Shabbat Pesach T4T Shir HaShirim Reading: April 3 | 6 - 7:30 PM | Zoom In the tradition of reading Shir haShirim/Song of Songs on the Shabbat of Passover, join us in welcoming Andy Izenson for a reading of their revolutionary trans4translation of our traditions most erotic sacred text. We will sing in the Shabbos Bride together, luxuriate in the illumination of the text, and dive deep into pleasure in our season of liberation!
THE WORLD THAT IS COMING INSIDE YOU book tour February 27 - Yellow Lab Books, Troy NY March 6 - Clifton Pleasure Club, Baltimore MD March 8 - Washington DC LGBT Center March 10 - Wooden Shoe, Philadlephia March 11 - Volume Two Book Collective, New Haven CT March 13 - Carnal, NYC March 14 - WOW Cafe Theater, NYC March 15 - Inquiring Minds, Saugerties NY
a selfie of a pale person with brown facial hair, a red caftan, and a silver chain necklace. In front of the person, a beagle nose is shoved into the camera in a style reminiscent of the boomer selfie. you can see all the way up his nose. I would say you could see his brain but i'm not sure there's one in there. his mouth is just a little bit open. you can tell from the picture that he is a doofus.
CASTING TRANS AUDIOBOOK NARRATORS!
"Eric Adams Memecoin Rugpull" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo font
A meme of a wizard gazing into the orb. The text above the wizard's head says "IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE SHLEMAZEL IN YOUR POLYCULE IS" and the text in the orb says "IT'S YOU."
Are you ready for the world that is coming inside you? Will you let it in? Beloveds: we dare you, we dare you, we dare you. pre-release party for... THE WORLD THAT IS COMING INSIDE YOU Nov 30 7 pm EST/ 4 pm PST (via zoom)
A photo of a very handsome beagle with his face smushed between the bars of a crate of which the door is open
Meme format: my neighbor told me zohran mamdani keeps eating his republicans so I asked how many republicants he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new republican afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding republicants to zohran mamdani and then eric adams started crying
"WHEN YOU START TO LIKE PAIN THINGS GET INTERESTING. PAIN IS THE COMMON RESULT OF A SUBORDINATE POSITION. TRADITIONALLY, SUFFERING IS UNCOMFORTABLE AND UNDESIRABLE. PERHAPS IT IS MORE INTELLIGENT TO CULTIVATE PAIN AS A MEANS OF LIBERATION? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT ENJOYMENT OF PAIN CAN BE SUBVERSIVE? WHEN ONE DOES NOT FEAR PAIN, ONE CANNOT BE MANIPULATED. WHEN AROUSED BY SUFFERING, ONCE CAN CONTROL ANY RELATIONSHIP. WHEN AGONY CEASES TO BE A BARRIER, DEATH IS NOT FORBIDDING. THE IMPLICATIONS ARE MARVELLOUS. PAIN IS NOT OPPRESSIVE, BUT STRENGTHENING AND MOST SUBLIME. IT IS NECESSARY ONLY TO DENY THE PLEASURE/PAIN DICHOTOMY."