andy

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photo of a man who looks like he might enjoy a cigarette drinking a Ghost energy drink with the caption "I heard someone refer to a crisp, cold energy drink as a 'fridge cigarette' and I've never heard anything more accurate."
google maps screenshot of a train station listing all the trains that service it and their times
screenshot of a text message thread where the first message is an unsolicited upgrade offer from my carrier with the text "reply X to learn how to opt out" followed by me responding X, followed by a reply from Verizon "reply Q to opt out" followed by me responding Q.
a screenshot showing how easy it is to add alt-text with a gif that has been inserted into a skeet and some sorta-accurate but lacking in description alt-text automatically generated when inserting the image.
hanl green skeeting about a trend where people screenshot weird posts that may be from bots
Kathy Najimy as Mary Sanderson from yhe film Hocus Pocus. This is also giving weird grandma vibes like the OP.
"re-sealable" bag of frozen space-themed chicken nuggets where in an attempt to open the package, I have ripped the fuck out of the zipper portion rendering it unable to be re-closed
photo of a Guinness beer being poured into a plastic Corona Extra cup on a gas stove while the right front burner heats a pot. the time is 6:13 (PM)
Old meme format "the x starter pack" that contains imagery we all recognize from that context. examples are the every single pizza place starter pack containing that iconic table cloth and red pepper flakes, and the sleepover in the 90s starter pack with capri sun and blockbuster video.