Andy "Absolute" Mason

@andysdrawings.co.uk

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Sometimes I draw things. Mostly I just think about drawing things. "Essentially normal", "Unexpectedly rugged." ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Mary Worth gazes adoringly at a teacup. Thinks: "I fucking love this cup."
9 chickweed Lane, 2026/07/13 PANEL 1 - Two figures in silhouette in front of a moon and clouds. A (fem?): It's lovely walking in the moonlight. B (masc?): Yes, it is. PANEL 2 - dark clouds in a sky. Dialogue balloon 1: Should we take advantage of this cloud cover and ... you know? Dialogue balloon 2: What do I know? PANEL 3 - no art. Dialogue balloon 1: The moon has vanished behind the clouds ... the grass is soft ... you're a man, I'm a woman ... Dialogue balloon 2: ... I'm not sure what you're driving at ... PANEL 4 - no art Dialogue balloon 1: Does this have something to do with the weather?
Captain Brave Heart Lion and his caring crew on the bridge of the SS Friendship
Perceptor stands over Optimus Prime on the repair sled, his chest open to reveal the glowing Matrix of Leadership. PERCEPTOR: Fetch me another Prime. This one's busted.
-phobia (noun combining form) 1: Exaggerated fear of (acrophobia) 2: Intolerance or aversion for (photophobia)
Google search box: "ask me about loom" AI Overview responds: "Ah, you mean the latest masterpiece of fantasy storytelling from Lucasfilm's Brian Moriarty?"
Panel from Clean Room, with accompanying text: "Clean Room is a harrowing, graphic tale of monsters both human and alien, of sanity and grief, reality and pain. It also has people falling on their faces, and butt jokes" The panel itself features two characters talking: "Dr Hagen, did you buy chance happen to forget your trousers this morning?" "What? No. No, of course not. Wait. Yes."
Aaron Fischer, the gay Captain America. Variant cover for The United States Of Captain America #1 (2021), art by Nick Robles
Page from "Batman/Elmer Fudd" comic book (noir edition), titled "PWAY FOR ME". Elmer skulls down a rainslick street towards the dive bar, Porky's, narrating to himself. He's hunting wabbits. Shhh.
Screenshot of Dan's post about custom Action Mans. Above it, a photograph of a man wearing sandals that have been made in the shape of sharks, the wearer's toes visible through the shoe's toothy open mouth
Leslie, a Bond-style villain who employs needlessly ambiguous terms
Monstress, aka Candy Pyponte-LeParc III, from DCs Legion of Superheroes comics
Illustration of Dragonet / Faerie Dragon from the AD&D Monstrous Manual, artist unknown
Destro on his flying machine: "Fly me closer! I want to hit it with my sword!"
The character "Andrew" from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure. Handsome, broad shouldered, with flowing brown hair and beard
ABSOLUTE BATMAN
Panel from Free Comic Book Day 2023: Spider-Man / Venom. Spider-Man is leaping from his airborne conveyance, a spider-themed glider he refers to as "Bug".
Except from article: "At least one of the featured performers, Vanilla Ice, said in an Instagram video that he was still in. "I'm super honoured to do this concert with everybody," he said, in the apparent assumption that he will not, in the end, be performing alone. The rapper had performed multiple New Year's Eve shows at Trump's Mar-a-Lago beach club." The second sentence ("I'm super" to "Performing alone") is highlighted.
"Tommy never helps anyone but himself at home..."
"Something, something, profits. It's a Ferengi episode"
The Ray #1, art by Quesada et al
Captain Marvel #1, October 2023. Variant cover by David Nakayama, et al.
Avengers: Endgame theatrical release poster
"He's behind me making that fucking face again. I don't even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamn stupid face he makes. God fucking damn it."
Woman from Airplane! thinks: Tommy never takes responsibility for his actions at home...
JOSH GAD WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
Screenshot of a Facebook ad campaign. "Discover our limited edition Rivals-inspired range 👀 in store now!" Followed by a picture of two sandwiches with the caption "Two Sandwiches. One winner."
(L-R: Fans Hobby MB-19B Double Agent B, WFC Earthrise Doubledealer, G1 Doubledealer, Magic Square Toys DX9-mini 01 Vasili)
Two panel meme. Panel 1, a man labelled "LABOUR" shoots a man labelled "VOTER SUPPORT". Panel 2, the first man says, "Why would Labour do this?"
Group of Ferengi from Star Trek The Next Generation holding their hands up. Caption: "Eeee-mails"
Popular "Good / Better / Best" meme format. GOOD: Powered by the Apocalypse BETTER: Forged in the Dark BEST: Carved from Brindlewood
Three panels from Quantum & Woodie: Noogie, by Priest and Bright. WOODY: Nobody gives a damn what the hell we do with these. [cards labelled ASS, HELL, DAMN] WOODY: But people get a little MOIST when we use THESE. Even so, NONE of these words get people as BENT -- [cards labelled THE F-WORD, THE S-WORD, THE B-WORD] WOODY: As THIS ONE. [card labelled THE N-WORD] QUANTUM: Which, of course, is ridiculous.
G1 Ironhide toy, photos from TFWIKI.net
Alistair making out with whichever of the twins is not his wife. Caption: "I always get the important stuff out of order."
Promotional fruit & veg standee done up to look like a Dark Souls boss, "Baglog the Infinitely Devoured"
A model demonstrating "Pretty Lavish knit midi dress in charcoal grey" from ASOS. The turtleneck is so oversized as to overlap her chin. She looks to the director, plotting ways to end them for this affrontery
Selection from the Roll Neck Knitted Dresses category on the ASOS website
Transformers Universe profile art for Kranix
"SAD WIZARDS MONTHLY CALENDAR" A blue wizard looks out of a blue window while blue rain falls, feeling blue.