Moog

@andytoots.bsky.social

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Occasional producer of daft content of varying quality. "You manage to be simultaneously hilarious and depressing." https://sublimeclipclops.com/2022/09/11/creating-content-for-the-great-internet-toilet-in-the-sky/

A Wren brings food back to her chicks. Two of them stick their heads out of the entrance hole to receive the food.
Aerial view of the MetLife stadium in East Rutherford, New Jersey, during the World Cup final.
Robbie Williams performing at the World Cup final half time show, holding a microphone and wearing a sparkly black tracksuit top.
Donald Trump and Gianni Infantino standing beneath a shower of golden confetti during the World Cup presentation.
A screenshot of Liz Truss walking on stage at CPAC Great Britain 2026. In the background, the names of the speakers are displayed. Beneath Liz Truss, it says ‘Absolutely fucking mental’.
Nigel Farage walking to the Flash Harry music from St. Trinian’s.
A paraglider with a ‘Stars and Stripes’ parachute and a trailing American flag descends to whoops and cheers from a crowd. As he approaches the ground, his flag catches on some nearby trees and he instantly dive bombs a gazebo.
Emma Thompson as Miss Trunchbull in a scene from Matilda.
A compilation of Nigel Farage’s car crash interviews on yesterday’s news programmes, answering questions about his £5m ‘gift’.
A screenshot of a car's sat-nav screen with a road called Rouncil Lane.
A dead duck floats on its side in the Reflecting Pool, surrounded by green/yellow algae. A portion of Donald Trump's face is visible in the bottom-left corner of the image, with algae forming part of his unmistakable fringe and eyebrow.
A dead duck floats on its side in the Reflecting Pool, surrounded by green/yellow algae. A portion of Donald Trump's face is visible in the bottom-left corner of the image, with algae forming part of his unmistakable fringe and eyebrow.
Nigel Farage sitting in the passenger seat of a van with Reform’s Makerfield by-election candidate, Robert Kenyon, who’s driving.
Jo and Kush wearing backpacks and smiling at camera.
A petrol pump screen showing the total sale for diesel fuel at £115.57.
The "Big Three" at the Yalta Conference in 1945: Winston Churchill (with the face of an otter), Franklin D. Roosevelt and Joseph Stalin.
Screenshot of a tweet from the Conservatives, which says: “Winston Churchill is a hero. He’s earned his place on our Five Pound Note. He must not be replaced with an Otter.”
A still image of a dignified transfer ceremony, which soldiers walking a flag-draped coffin from the rear of a transport plane. Melania and Trump officials line up solemnly while Donald Trump dances to YMCA.
A single driver in the USA’s sled, while two of the US bobsled team slide on the ice behind. The overlaid text on the two ejected teammates reads ‘Europe’ and ‘NATO’.
An Apple Watch with an Outlook calendar reminder on-screen that simply says “Cry @ 4pm.”
Orange lights flash through a glass-fronted door at the end of a dimly lit hallway.
A TV programme guide write-up about a film called ‘The Contractor’, which says: “An ex-soldier takes on private work to feed his family, but finds himself in dire straits (danger; not the band.”
People dancing in a cafe, with a man delivering a “diarrhea” line in a song.
Gil Gerard and Erin Gray in costume for their roles in Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
Nigel Farage reviewing Xmas cards that have been submitted by the boys and girls of Clacton for Reform’s annual competition.
A campaign film from Reform featuring Farage and a cast of deplorable shitheads, but with an alternative voice-over.
Donald Trump’s eyes blink slowly as he drifts off to sleep in the Oval Office, only for him to wake up suddenly and shift nervously in his chair at the sound of a fart ripping.
Marjorie Taylor Greene proudly shows off her underdone Thanksgiving turkey, which has the melting, bloody face of Major Arnold Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Kevin Costner and his female companion look inquisitively at someone standing in front of them. “I know you. You’re… famous,” says Costner. The wide shot then reveals that the person is Jack Kay (the ‘Ibiza Final Boss’) who’s dancing in front of them with his Lego hair and shades.
Pete Hegseth screwing in the final screw on a new building sign that says ‘Department of Cunts’.
Time magazine front cover featuring Donald Trump. His face has been altered to have a big nose and cartoon eyes.The headline is ‘His Triumph’.
Donald Trump looking fucking awful.
US Secretary of War (LMAO) Pete Hegseth delivering a speech to military top brass in front of a giant American flag. He says, “To our enemies, F - A - F - O.” As he spells out the acronym, words appear on screen that say: Fucking Awful Fascist Onstage.
King Charles makes a speech at the state banquet with Donald Trump seated to his right. In front of them, a row of starter plates with serviettes that look like Klan hoods.
Donald Trump delivers a speech at a state banquet during his visit to the UK.
Donald Trump (saluting like a dickhead), Melania, King Charles, and Queen Camilla stand next to each other at Windsor Castle as a joint U.S./UK military band perform the ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ theme tune.
A man walks through a conference area where there are advertising hoardings for Nigel Farage, which refer to him as “The UK’s number one rated dildo dealer”. An accompanying image of the frog-faced motherfucker shows him smiling while holding aloft a big dildo.
The patriotic Reform gang singing ‘There's No One Quite Like Grandma’ to round off their shitty Party Conference.
Awful Facebook art of the ghost of Princess Di (with the face of a fat gammon Brexiter) painting the Danish flag onto a mini roundabout.
Screenshot of a BBC Wales programme called ‘Monkeys in a care home’.
A black bin put out for collection with a St George’s flag wrapped around it.
A young girl wearing a sausage dog costume peeks into view from behind a black screen on an ice rink.
Wordle completed in two lines.
Screenshot of a video tweet with footage of JD Vance’s motorcade driving through Chipping Norton. The footage shows a clown chauffeur driving someone around in a yellow clown car to a chorus of booing.
Screenshot of a Wall Street Journal article, with the headline: “White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision”.
So-called ‘Ibiza Final Boss’ Jack Kay with his bowl cut crew of mates posing next to a private jet. In the foreground, Simple Jack from ‘Tropic Thunder’ stammers the words “You make me happy.”
Donald Trump emerging from behind a large, gilded door while people wait nearby.
Tattooed and blinged-up party dude wearing a black vest, gold chain and a black beret that might actually be hair, or possibly a beret woven from human hair.
A disheveled and unshaven Boris Johnson with the word “constipated” displayed on screen.
A cartoon by Joan Cornellà, which shows a smiling man walking along with the words ‘The first step towards failure is trying’.
A May Bug (cockchafer beetle) with large orange eyebrows that look a bit like Keith Flint’s hair.
A humanoid robot holding a man at gunpoint. The man has both his arms raised.
Laura Kuenssberg standing over her four seated, male guests (one of whom is Nigel Farage).
Sweep and an unknown woman caught on the Coldplay Jumbotron.
Ousmane Dembélé about to place his hands on the Champions League trophy, but Donald Trump has sprung out of it.
Donald Trump hogging the limelight on stage while the Chelsea team wait to lift the World Club Cup trophy.