@anezay.bsky.social

@anezay.bsky.social

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I'm that fake fan from your imagination.

Packages of "Dude Wipes" next to packages of "Good Wipes" on a store shelf.
A cutesey robot cartoon announces website maintenance.
Gentaro goddman Kisaragi says "Garbage? Screw that. I'm trash, fool!"
A bloodied Kamen Rider Grease responds to the Build Driver's standby alert "Are you ready?" with "Damn right I am" before using a new transformation he's been told will absolutely kill him.
literally just Japan
Sento in heavy rain talking about Banjo saying "He is my partner, and I need him."
Amazon Prime promotional email recommending "Melania", which not even MAGA losers want to watch.
The Lady from Kamen Rider ZEZTZ rolling her eyes dramatically at a titanic display of stupidity.
A very muscular guy dressed like a very shiny Superman says "No one stays good in this world" with a pained expression on his face.
The login page from Principal Financial Group showing the message "We are currently experiencing high call volume and website traffic. You may have longer wait times and some disrupted services. We appreciate your patience. We have insights on how you can navigate market volatility to help reach your financial goals. Read more about market cycles."