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angely and also Patty Gnarr | basketball fan, roller derby skater, copywriter | from MN and also CA | thoughts fully my own | she/her

Carleton College New Students Guide from 1966
ABC graphic of San Antonio Spurs Final performance titled “A Riverwalk of Blown Leads” listing Spurs leads and their respective loss in the same game.
Lynx player Olivia Miles is surrounded by five opposing team players
A close up of a duck on a roof in sunlight
Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street in Star Trek-esque uniforms.
A political sign in the style of Zohran Mamdani's mayoral campaign wordmark reading "ANGELY FOR BAJA BLAST PIE"
Poster of Players (from Paramount+)
it's the moo moo meadows cow catching major air while driving a little e-scooter in Mario Kart World
Screenshot from 23andMe on a white background, showing the text: "Angely, based on your genetics, you are likely to be lactose intolerant." There is clip art of dairy goods: cheese, milk, ice cream, yogurt and cake.
Minnesota Frost players stand in a circle at the center of the ice at Xcel Energy Center. The scoreboard above them reads Montreal Victoire 4 to Minnesota Frost 1.
Warriors-Timberwolves game, with scoreboard reading MIN 99 and GS 81 with 3:33 left in the fourth quarter.
The Office "Shut up about the sun! Shut up about the sun!" meme altered to read "Shut up about the energy at Barclays"
Screencap of shipping estimate reading "Shipping, arrives by Friday November 1"
30 Rock screencap of Jena Maroney smiling and saying “I’ll do it, but only for the attention.”
screenshot of a google alert indicating a new sign-in to Patty Gnarr's North Star Roller Derby email account
A basket of fried catfish tacos next to a basket of chicken wings and Cajun fries
Death playing a crane game, capturing a human figure. There is text on him in all caps exclaiming “YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS” and “WAHOOOOO OOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHGH”
Image of tan dog with white face and chest
Graphic reading: "Last time the Twins won a playoff game: October 5, 2004. Royce Lewis was five years old. Red Sox ALCS comeback hadn't happened yet. "Goodies" by Ciara was No. 1 on the charts. "Mr. 3000" had just been released.
Sequined shoulder bag that definitely was sold at a Limited Too in 2007