Moondog!

@animal.tf

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Amateur game developer and 3d artist; Professional nuerotic. Full-time upright dog. || Lupine Therian

A windows performance graph showing 32gb of memory being used
Minecraft character attempting to breakdance using a ragdoll physics mod.
A pizza made of ice cream and drizzled chocolate, caramel
A classic depiction of a goblin wearing a red hat in a tavern setting "What's the matter Vaugeboy, afraid you might say something?"
A wolf startling another with a dominance display. The text reads: "Wolving" "Getting wolved"
Jerry from Rick and morty sitting in a green car.
a discord server prompting an application request.
A fork in the road, both paths leading to certain disaster. "getting help with a Linux server" "Ask AI" "Browse forums"
Demonstrating a tentative application of a Minecraft mod that allows grinding on rails similar to Sonic Adventure 2
Pulling a giant facsimile of a Minecraft lever in the Create: Aeronautics mod
A magnet in Create: Aeronautics destroying itself at high speeds.
Banner text reminiscent of the dark souls games that follows the "noun verbed" meme LEFT ALIGNED while the text is aligned to the left.
A vowel chart with sounds that theoretically cannot be pronounced by canines
A marble fox with crowded tan, orange, grey, and black markings on their head with red eyes, grinning mischievously.
A wolf holding a blade
A demonstration of the Steam Controller Mk.I with a dual track pad setup.
Panel 1: ADHD Medication Panel 2: Pills that make you autistic
A fat spyro I'm so full from Invested 13 out of 10 - Yum!
A screenshot of an inventory in Minecraft - there is a tooltip that reads: Potato Not vegan
Disrespect your surroundings
Jesus is the Risen One, our Savior and our Friend. Jesus is the A AND X, the beginning and the end.
Double Barrel Speed Loader Level 3 Uncommon, Cappacity 2, Adjustment Source: Moondog! Price: 50 gp Usage: Attached to a firearm with the Double Barrel trait; Bulk: Negligible A peculiar tool with two open chambers fastened with a retractable arm for graping firearm rounds. This Speed Loader is spaced in a manner that allows it to fasten over two rounds on any bandolier or pouch for quick insertion into firearms. The Speed Loader must first be loaded with rounds using an Interact `[one-action]` to secure two rounds. When using the Reload `[one-action]` action on a firearm with the Double Barrel trait, you may reload two rounds instead- so long as the Speed Loader has ammunition.
Hold Hands Feat level 1 You learned that supporting members of your pair or pod also makes you stronger. You join hands with an adjacent willing ally, which occupies one of each of your hands. For 1 round, while you remain adjacent to that ally and holding hands, you gain a +1 circumstance bonus to AC. Additionally, you and your ally gain a +2 circumstance bonus to your saving throws against attempts to Demoralize, Reposition, Shove, or Trip either of you.
Dad Joke: Dad Joke [one-action] or [two-actions] Feat 1 Auditory, General, Linguistic, Mental, Skill Using the power of punnery, you deliver a lovingly tailored joke at a creature within 60 feet. Attempt a skill check using the skill that would be used to identify the creature (e.g. Religion for a fiend); you can instead attempt a Lore check with a +2 circumstance bonus if the target is trained in that Lore or could be identified by that Lore when Recalling Knowledge. If you target a creature that isn’t a family member, this ability gains the incapacitation trait. The target is then immune to your Dad Jokes for 1 hour. If you spend two actions to use this ability by setting up an especially elaborate punchline, your target also takes 1d4 mental damage, plus 1d4 additional damage at 3rd level and every 2 levels thereafter, with a basic Will save against the higher of your class DC or spell DC. Critical Success The joke is so blindingly perfect-yet-awful that the target dissociates from reality. The creature is dazzled and stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn. Double the mental damage dealt to the target. Success The target is stupefied 1 until the end of your next turn or until the creature targets you with a hostile effect, whichever happens first. The target takes full mental damage. Failure The target is unaffected. Critical Failure The target is unaffected. Your allies who hear the joke are so embarrassed by it that they can’t treat you as an ally for any effects until the end of your next turn.
A fantasy map is being tested for accurate scale by measuring it in miles before panning to a token labeled "Your Mom" and receiving the same sophomoric treatment.
An anthropomorphic fox wearing flowing duster over a beige tunic and olive trousers
An array of tokens for a TTRPG with a smorgasbord of status effects, notably Frightened reducing all characters saving throws.
An anthropomorphic fox in armor
You're Expecting! You are pregnant!
A party of six characters silhouetted against a pale seafoam pillar of light - a ghostly blue banshee stands between the characters and the pillar in appearance of a final confrontation
An image macro of a computer RAM: both images are identical. Left text: DLSS 5 Off - 99 Dollars Right text: DLSS 5 On - 700 Dollars
"Remember that you can't save everyone." "Remember that you have to try."
A detestable downstream oxygen sensor liberated from its unholy rust-siezed tomb.
A comparison of an ancestry feat for a hyena species and a creature statblock for a skeleton demonstrating a break in the fantasy of crushing bones.
An image macro of link with a wolfdog superimposed over his head; Holding over his head pathfinder rulebooks featuring a lot of furry options. the caption reads: its [sic] MY campaign and I get to choose how rare the furry ancestries are
A mock identification card for an 'ex-human'. The profile image features a black and tan wolfdog. Canis Lupus, Canis Lupis Familiaris
Two desktop icons for the game ULTRAKILL and The Messenger aside one another, forming the statement "Ultrakill The Messenger!"
A still image of a rat from Dwarf Fortress with text that reads: He is constantly ablaze with feelings of lust. He is bored by reality and would rather disappear, utterly and forever, into a world of made-up fantasy.
A three eyed Jackal head superimposed onto the body a pregnant woman. The text reads: "tag someone whos always waking up PREGNANT"
A bathroom stall opens to reveal a meme of Spamton that reads "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A BIG SHIT!"
A blue anthro wolf in orange and navy clothing conjuring a weapon of sunlight.
A German shepherd laying comfortably while being pet.
A black and tan canine wearing glasses. The glasses are glowing white and the subtitle reads "No. Fuck Off."
A wolfdog in VrChat demonstrating am eyeshine shader
A screenshot from the video game Jurassic World Evolution 3 of the front of a restroom with the text "IT'S TIME TO SHIT" painted on the entrance floor.