Max Hufnagel

@animatedmax.bsky.social

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Technical Writer. Likes: Cake, cats, D&D, giant fictional robots. He/him/his

Large breakfast sandwich with eggs, cheese, and house-made sausage on a toasted roasted onion English muffin.
Small yellow rubber cartoon chicken button. Or maybe it's part of a toy?
Blue bowl containing kale and cabbage salad with pepitas and dried cranberries
DVD cover for the TV thriller series "Nowhere Man," subtitled "A Global Conspiracy." A close-up of a middle-aged man's face dominates the right side, with a dark cityscape montage on the left. The title is displayed in large bold white text.
Promotional poster for the 1960s TV comedy "F Troop," showing four cast members in cavalry uniforms and western attire posed beneath a wooden sign reading "F Troop." The characters wear blue Union Army jackets with yellow accessories and cavalry hats.
Plastic popcorn bucket in the form of Godzilla's decapitated head (something like a grey, snouted dinosaur). The head is tilted back, looking upwards with his mouth slightly open as if to cry, "Oh Godzilla, why have you forsaken me?"
Search on my phone for "porkchop" shows a series or pictures. "+91" is overlaid on the picture on the lower right.
Young Sean Connery with a long black ponytail and moustache. No shirt, red pants, with red bandoliers acting as suspenders? He's alone, with a whitish-grey field of maybe snow behind him.
Two books by Tom Cox: _Everything Will Swallow You_ and _Notebook_.
Seven eggs in an egg carton. Five have been taken, all from the same end as is right and good.
Magic Commander deck. Hazel on top of the deck surrounded by Squirrel token cards.
Big bowl of gumbo!
Godzilla action figure
Palm Springs view from the pool. Blue sky with white clouds, palm trees, mountain in the background.
A closeup showing the details of the listing. 0 bedrooms 1 bathroom 386 square feet Price: $459,000
The lower left corner of the image (zoomed in).
Real estate window display showing a staged studio apartment living room with a waterfront balcony view.
A friendly purple frog-like figure with four arms, green webbed hands and feet, and large black eyes stands in an open, welcoming pose on a white surface. It wears a brown scarf and ragged shorts, and its playful stance makes it seem harmless and not at all frightening. Do not fear this little being! It means no harm and causes no alarm or sense of impending danger.
Chrome dish soap dispenser with label that reads, "DIsh soap. Heirloom Tomato"
Circular painting by Alfred Agache depicting the three Fates from classical mythology seated closely together. One measures a vivid red thread stretched across the scene, another gathers it, and the third leans in attentively, holding a pair of shears. An open book lies at their feet. The women wear classical garments, and the muted green background and subdued lighting create a solemn, mythological atmosphere.
Picture of Scary Spice from promotional material for the Spice Girls movie, SPICE WORLD
Paper sign stapled to a telephone pole. Words at the top: DO _NOT_ CALL THIS NUMBER Two side-by-side images. Left, clip art image of a man smoking a pipe. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._%22Bob%22_Dobbs) with the caption "THE LIGHT" (He did not call this number). Right, might be darkness with burning flame(?), with the caption "THE DARKNESS" (He _did_ call this number!)" Text: Please. No matter what you do. No matter who tries to convince you. For the love of humanity and the "illuminants" that hide deep under the earth's crust, crying and shrieking in a tone unheard by us. Please. We beg you. For all that is sacred. Do not even consider for a second to call this number below. With the truest of sincerity, please. Don't, do not, in any form or shape, so not. Please refrain or abstain from dialing that number below you. [347] 470-1449
An open banker's box full of old computer cables, power cords, mice, and other assorted detritus.
Too much apple crumble and ice cream on a blue plate.
Untouched stack of three pancakes topped with four slices of strawberries and whipped cream in a cute little side dish.
A measuring cup containing 200 ml (about 7 fluid ounces) of water.
A thin stream of water, likely from a faucet, adds a thin layer of water to an aluminium cookie sheet.
Two LEGO figures. In the right, a beautiful blonde woman wearing a shirt that reads "I ❤️ Max" On the left, a dude with spikey black hair hold two cats and being bitten by a fish.
A ziplock bag with two small pieces of red licorice: one, a 2cm twisted cylinder, the other a small Scottie dog
A large round table covered with a very large board game,with smaller tables holding more of the game pieces
Blue box with yellow trim. Small cartoony images of assorted things on the box top, including daisies, a cut lemon, canned fish with festive bows, a shell, a beet, and a pink drink in a martini glass. The box reads "Fishwife Tinned Seafood Co. Tinned fish gift set."
A stack of three blueberry pancakes. One quarter of the stack has been cut loose from the rest and moved a little to the side so you can see how fluffy and blueberry-filled they are. A light scattering of powdered sugar sits on the pancakes and the white play they're on. A few pieces of strawberry are also on the pancakes.
The cover of _God's Junk Drawer_, a novel by Peter Clines. Green letters on a mostly dark background showing the skeleton of a dinosaur
An enormous pizza. More than 20 inches across. Tiny-looking dinner fork huddles in the corner of the pizza box, afraid
Top view of a giant pot full of bean soup with carrots, onions, celery, and spinach.
Loki, the power-hungry God of Mischief, crafted in crystal by Swarovski in a luminous shade of green. To honor Thor’s ultimate foil, Swarovski has crafted this crystallized figurine with 282 facets, along with touches of gold-tone lacquered metal forming his chest armor, scepter, horned helmet, and boots.
Thanos crafted in crystal by Swarovski. This bold and imposing figurine is a powerful tribute to the villainous titan, Thanos. With metal accents and 607 crystallized facets, Swarovski has used all of its master cutting expertise to precisely carve the features of this tall and muscular character. This includes the complete set of Infinity Stones on his gauntlet, which symbolizes Thanos’ ominous quest to dominate the universe.
A grayish-white cat with yellow-green eyes sitting and looking a bit to the left. The cat's legs are not visible in this photo. This is not my cat. It might not even be a cat, even though it looks like a cat.
A beautiful Chocolate Swiss Roll cake. The whipped cream is exactly as thick as the cake and is rolled into a perfect spiral.
A beautifully baked cake still in the big flat cake pan.
Sink full of dirty mixing bowls, sieves, measuring cups, and whatnot.
Sink full of dirty mixing bowls, sieves, measuring cups and spoons and whatnot
Silvery, short, 12-inch by 17-inch cake pan.
Soup cooking. It appears as though someone has added too many beans.
Greek salad with beautiful grilled chicken and a waffle covered with bananas and Nutella.
Blue soup bowl containing Tuscan White Bean Soup that *I* mad. Very delicious. Big chunks of carrots and ginormous White beans in a rich sauce.
The cover of Fire Season. A white man in a slightly-dated white shirt, black suit and tie (Necromancer Eric Carter) stands in the midst of an orange-red-black inferno. He is looking down, his right hand rubbing the back of his head, his left hanging straight down and holding a straight razor.
Empty blue soup bowl with silvery spoon
Beautiful Avocado Toast with halved Cherry Tomatoes on the corners and Egg on top.
Part of the Board Game Arena, interface showing animatedmax (that's me) is now playing 123 turn-based games.
Beautiful golden brown Banana Lemon loaf cooling in a loaf pan
Tiny hand-made llama made of thin white yarn with purple ears and hooves. Perfectly sized for a large keychain.
Left-side view of the assembled Classic (1960s) Batmobile LEGO set.
Book cover: Velveteen vs. The Early Adventures by Seanan McGuire. A woman in a leotard, calf-high boots, and rabbit ears posing dynamically, facing right. Surrounding her are various toys flying towards the right as though they are independent beings.
Small pile of cleaned and cut green beans.
Two eggs on a counter top, about 6 inches apart
Bag of cookies labeled Nutella Biscuits, cookies filled with Nutella hazelnut spread, net wt 9.7 oz (276g). The bag shows a stack of the round cookies in tha background, with a single cookie in the foreground. Far in the distance is a coffee cup, a green apple, and a sliced orange. I don't know why.
Cover of the Dungeons & Dragons 1st edition box. In the back, a Red Dragon reclines on a huge pile of treasure. In the foreground: on the left, a Wizard dressed in blue with a pointy hat is casting a blue sparkly spell with a magic wand. On the right, a Fighter (?) in full platemail has drawn a longbow and is pointing an arrow at the dragon. The party's Thief is so well hidden that he is not visible.