Anjou

@anjou.wtf

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Openly a professional programmer. Less open personally. Queer and tired.

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The "stop doing math" meme edited to "stop doing giant monitors" Screens were not supposed to span your whole desk. Years of higher resolutions yet no real-world use found for more than 80 columns of text. Wanted to have more pixels anyway? We had a tool for that: it was called adding a second monitor. "Yes please give me 5K of something. Please give me 6K of it" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what display engineers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the LEDs and LCDs we built for them. (This is a real display done by real Dell Engineers) [A photo of the widescreen monitor stretched to look even more comically wide, covering the area where three separate images normally appear in the meme.] "Hello I would like HDR apples please." They have played us for absolute fools.
My friend says, "Hi! Busy week. How are you?" I respond, "Psychologically exploding, to be excessively honest. You?"
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