Anna

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Vashon Islander.

Website called ElsaElsa Blog title: Capricorn sense of humor "I trust no one, not even myself." -Josef Stalin, Capricorn
Van that says “Midnight Mechanics.” Their logo is a furry holding a power drill. The back of the van is open and a furry is sitting in it. Another furry is walking behind the van and waving. In the background, people are standing by the side of the road watching the parade.
An onion. It is big and round and sitting on the beach. there’s a bit of seaweed on it.
Someone has loving places seaweed, shells, a crab exoskeleton, and sand on a driftwood log. It is flanked by two sticks poking out of the ground. Next to the log is a pile of shells.
Front page of the local paper Headline: “Islanders fill the streets to savor Strawberry Festival” Picture of a kid in a strawberry costume with a giant straw hat that obscure his face Caption: Marshall the Strawberry, Vashon's newly elected unofficial mayor, strolls through uptown during the Strawberry Festival Parade on Saturday.
An orange cat sitting majestically on a printer. The printer is quietly seething and plotting my downfall.
Parade songs that say: we the people 250 Overturn citizens united Main Street over Wall Street
A giant balloon Trump is bent over with his pants down. He is shitting fire onto the constitution, which is going up in flames. In front of him, a guy dressed as a louse is wearing a vest that looks like an ICE uniform but says LICE and dancing.
A golden retriever lies under my desk next to my leg. he has a scared look on his face.
The president is not a scientist, nor is he well-versed in every scientific field. Thus, his political inclinations are not informed by science, and he doesn't have a sense of what kinds of scientific studies are necessary to further public health, medical advancements, energy, technology, or general research. Science funding should not be under the influence of one person's prejudices, narrow-mindedness, or agenda. It should be determined by panels experts who understand the subjects deeply and can judge what would be most beneficial. We've seen this administration cut funding for programs they didn't understand, such as screw worm prevention, and then the ending of these programs led to dire consequences.
The top 2/3 of the photo is the head of a golden retriever. He is lying down on a grey blanket and smiling. His nose is gently touching a green tennis ball. There is a patina of dirt everywhere because Waffles is basically Pigpen from the Peanuts
A red firework exploding . It is reflected in the water of Puget Sound
Closeup of Golden retriever face resting on a paw. He’s smiling, and there’s a black lipstick kiss mark on top of his head
My new numbers.
Untitled goose meme. It says “Remember: if you see a giraffe, no you didn’t
On the left is a perfect metal spatula. It’s sturdy and has slats. On the right a rounded rubber spatula. You can’t flip with it. You can’t scrape bowls with it. Just an absolute dogshit spatula.
Anna's 2026 Bingo Card The squares that say “world’s first trillionaire” and “trump names airport after himself” are colored in blue. Other squares: Facebook/Meta collapses Truth Social/Xitter merge Over 1 million people evacuated from major squid discovered metropolis due to natural disaster New species of It happens! (You know what) Luigi found not guilty RK diagnosed with parasite-refuses treatment CBS bought and Bari Weiss fired Someone writes a tell-all book with information they should have shared much earlier Another country tries to leave the EU SapceX rocket explosion kills bystander Usha leaves Vance Free Space New viral zoo animal DOJ manipulates contents of Epstein files before releasing them Steven Pinker gets canceled World's first trillionaire Supreme Court interferes in midterm election (6 to 3) Trump gets impeached Ai movie made and it flops Life found on Mars Trump renames an airport after himself Article in major newspaper goes to print with obvious ai line such as "if there's anything else I can do, just ask!" A YouTube celebrity gets a high-level role at the FBI Fox News invents the War on Easter Onion outperforms New York Times
A spotted fawn crossing the road on a sunny day. Her ears are back and she is standing in a strong pose. Her shadow is visible in front of her. There are trees and grass on the background
Small bird nest containing 3 brown speckled blue eggs.
Hand drawn sign that says: What were you Curious about? Two answers are written: Are all clowns Covetous? why?
A knitted scarf that transitions from light blue to dark blue to purple. There is a purple ball of yarn with knitting needles sticking out of it on top of the scarf.
A pencil drawing of a cute, chubby fish. She has lines coming out of her eyes that are labeled “red lasers.”
When talking to Representative Jayapal's staff in March, I said impeachment is necessary. I said there are times when law breaks down and people resort to political violence, which can have a variety of outcomes, many of which are not good. I said impeachment is the legal way to remove a president, and if the republic is to survive, we must remove the president via the mechanisms we have in the Constitution. After Trump made his "a civilization will die tonight" post, Coldforce reposted a lot of people calling for impeachment. No articles of impeachment were introduced. 17 days later, Coldforce entered the White House Correspondents' dinner with the goal of assassinating the president and cabinet members.
The face of angry kitten. The kitten is backlit. Their face looks kinda like Yoda. They have a look in their eyes that’s old and wise and a little mischievous
Reply to the above post “got the same error earlier today. No idea what it was about” along with an internal server error dialogue box.
Orange cat looking at an open book, Nnedi Okorafor’s Death of the Author, chapter 12, entitled “unrequested update”. The sun is shining through a window behind the cat, and he is casting a long shadow on the book.
On Saturday, over 8 million people showed up nationwide to protest the Trump administration. On Vashon island, we had around 800 people protesting, according to our local newspaper The Beachcomber. That is over 7% of the island population. Many people showed up with signs that say, "Impeach". This week the senate voted overwhelmingly to fund TSA, FEMA and the Coast Guard. Then the House rejected it because Johnson does whatever Trump wants. Congress's power has been usurped by the president. I'm sure there are many members of the House who would love to end this situation. Please harness the anger and frustration of your colleagues and of the 8 million people who protested this weekend to put forth articles of impeachment against Trump. He has committed so many impeachable acts, so you have a wealth of crimes and constitutional violations to choose from. People are piling into the streets and screaming for you to take this action. When will you listen?
Woman holdup a sign with a picture of a tuxedo cat. It says “rip my only king” on top then “release the Epstein files” on the bottom.
A bras band is standing in a parking lot in front of a one story building. There are two tuba payers, multiple trombones, trumpets, and drums. A person in a walrus costume is playing the tambourine. Someone in the background is waving an American flag.
Punk rock small dog. He is wearing a spiked collar. He has a sign on his back. One side says “Trump” the other side says “eat my poop”
A sign where the word “Impeach” is penciled in. The back half of an orange cat is on it, flicking his tail.
Snow on a tree branch Thea’s covered in moss and lichen
Duty to Impeach I have recently had two meetings with Representative Jayapal's Outreach Coordinator to discuss impeachment. In those meetings, I learned that Jayapal would support impeachment if a colleague introduced it, but she has no intention of introducing articles of impeachment herself until after the midterm elections. However, the midterms are a year away. In the first year of this administration, we've seen the gutting of federal agencies, rampant corruption, the revoking of congressionally appropriated funds, ICE sent into cities, and federal agents murdering people in the streets and in detention centers. We've also seen a raid on a Georgia polling site, Trump threatening mail-in voting and threatening to federalize midterm elections.
Facebook pos by Representative Jayapal: Congresswoman Pramila Jayapal • • • • X Yesterday at 9:16 AM • 6 Hours before U.S. strikes in Iran, new accounts made predictions on Polymarket, which Trump Jr. is on the advisory board for, raking in massive profits. This is beyond suspicious. No one should profit from a war that has already cost American lives - these bets need to be investigated and banned. The post includes and image of smoke and fire in Iran with this headline: 'Insane This Is Legal: Bettors Make Huge Profits From Suspiciously Timed Wagers on Iran War Common Dreams Caption on the photo: Bettors on the prediction platform Polymarket made a killing with suspiciously timed wagers that the United States would attack Iran by February 28, the day President Donald Trump announced a bombing campaign against the Middle East nation.
Illini acted bit of book of kells. A snake forming what I think is the letter T.
The head of a lightly sleeping husky dog on a comforter
Axis chart: axes are crime (heinous to cool) and freak (derogatory to complimentary) vampirism is cool/ complimentary and crypto scam is heinous/ derogatory
A room full of mirrors. I am leaning against my own reflection.
Blue metal USPS box standing on four legs. In the shady spot under the legs is a square patch of lush moss
Me in a grey hoodie and black glasses. An orange cat is standing on my back
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
-Anna's 's 2026 Bingo Card I did not have this or ny 2026 bingo card!' THE CHALLENGE ZONE It happens Animal made de-extinct A 2x2 board with even more implausible events. if you get bingo here, you win automatically! DC Statehood Visible supernova ฿ 一 Olivia Nuzzi and Mike Johnson have an affair Trump's hand is amputated. It's replaced by ar obvious prosthetic but WH refuses to acknowledge that it's fake. Manosphere claims that using your girlfriend's soap is gay New York Times endorsees Marjorie Taylor Greene Trump's kids open a bank in Saudi Arabia Trump posts on Truth Social about what was supposed to have been a top-secret covert CIA action Class Action lawsuit against Tyra Banks for torturing contestants on America's Next Top Model Tyra Banks gets preemptive Trump pardon. Al used to write executive order Trump claims the moon landing was fake Bryon Johnson dies List of all porn hub searches from IP addresses in the Capitol Building is leaked Eree Space Schumer caves Trump brags that he was able to write all ten numbers correctly on the clock he had to draw for his cognitive test Humanoid robot mishap leads to casualties White House painted gold Medical study of trump Derangement Syndrome finds that external political stressors cause physiological distress Trump renames a national park after himself Plane crash blamed on woke, despite all involved pilots and air traffic controllers being white men Elon tries to impregnate a chatbot Performer at the Kennedy Center stands silent on stage for 2 hours as a protest Flu pandemic RFK promotes phrenology Kristi Noem cosmetic surgery goes wrong Viral trend of using ai to make the green Mand M super sexy
Anna's 2026 Bingo Card "I did not have this on my 2026 bingo card!" THE CHALLENGE ZONE A 2x2 board with even more implausible events. If you get bingo here, you win automatically! Ivana's grave exhumed World Series game goes into 20 innings Trump jailed Nuclear war Facebook/Meta collapses Truth Social/Xitter merge Over 1 million people evacuated from major metropolis due to natural disaster New species of squid discovered It happens! (You know what) Luigi found not guilty RFK diagnosed with parasite- refuses treatment CBS bought and Bari Weiss fired Someone writes a tell-all book with information they should have shared much earlier Another country | tries to leave the EU SapceX rocket explosion kills bystander Usha leaves Vance Eree Space New viral zoo animal DOJ manipulates contents of Epstein files before releasing them Steven Pinker gets canceled World's first trillionaire Supreme Court interferes in midterm election (6 to 3) Trump gets impeached Ai movie made and it flops Life found on Mars Trump renames an airport after himself Article in major newspaper goes to print with obvious ai line such as "if there's anything else I can do, just ask!" A YouTube celebrity gets a high-level role at the FBI Fox News invents the War on Easter Onion outperforms New York Times
Hi Anna, Thank you! I love the Onion, but seldom see it. I'm sure it is THE news source for this moment. Love, Dad
Black charring on a wooden table
Picture of a lavish penthouse full of statues. There are 4 green circles in the few empty spaces.
Douglas fir trees against a grey sky
I remember my own childhood vividly..I knew terrible things. But I knew I mustn't let adults know I knew. It would scare them. (In conversation with Art Spiegelman, The New Yorker, September 27, 1993)
Tall, thin Douglas fir trees shot from below. They are in front of a pink and blue foggy sky
Portrait of a smiling golden retriever wearing a grey winter hat.
Wikipedia screen shot: “The Golden Retriever is a Scottish breed of retriever dog of medium-large size. It is characterised by a gentle and affectionate nature and a striking golden coat. It is a working dog, and registration is subject to successful completion of a working trial. 2) It is commonly kept as a companion dog and is among the most frequently registered breeds in several Western countries; some may compete in dog shows or obedience trials, or work as guide dogs.”
Crow on a power line
Crow standing on a power line . There are many other powerlines. The sky behind the crow is grey and rainy
Text with Jesus is part of a rising trend of faith-based digital technologies that Axios calls a "digital awakening" and it's in good company with apps such as bible.ai and desktop options like EpiscoBot
Mostly cloudy sky over the angry Sound. In the distance are lights from the Kitsap Penninsula. There is no aurora
A jar filled with moonshine and a dead snake, hawk feathers, hawk talons, porcupine quills, small skulls, snakeskins, deer antler that’s been chewed on
The New York Time Headline: INTERESTING TIMES WITH ROSS DOUTHAT Did Women Ruin the Workplace?
Veggie aisle. There’s a small orange caution tape above it that says “caution Halloween party in progress.”
Three “I voted king county” stickers and a sticker with raccoons that says “stay trashy”
On the left is the full moon under the word “before.” On the right is an American Highway full of gas stations and fast food under the word “After.”