Anna Mac

@annamcanallen.com

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Flute, podcasts, and improv: the least threatening triple threat you could ever encounter Sporadic nonsense at annamcanallen.com Scheduled nonsense at patreon.com/jumpthetrack

Photoshopped version of the James Bond "Never Say Never Again" poster with Jake Sully as James Bond and a gigantic list of characters in the film from Comedy Bang! Bang! episode 949
Loading screen of Windows 98 installer that proclaims how cutting-edge it is
Frank and Ed in Police Squad! walking past a jolly "restricted parking" sign at the airport
The Golden Girls with their Emmys photoshopped to have College Town faces: Blanche is Brett Morris, Sophia is Julie Brister, Dorothy is Seth Morris, and Rose is Erin Whitehead
cane toad
Poster for "The Caine Mutiny" with Humphrey Bogart replaced by a cane toad and the tagline changed to "big as a toad!"
blue range rover wearing a black cape that's blowing in the wind, with a Spraguemobile decal on the hood and SPRAGUEYBABY license plate
Channel guide description of The Love Boat episode “A Time for Everything” that just says “Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.”
Ruby throated hummingbird bouncing around each opening on a feeder, only still for a few seconds at a time
Torbie cat sitting on my crossed leg looking back at the camera like she’s a dang model or something, and while we’re at it how is it legal for her eyes to be the same shade as the grass in the background? This is dangerous levels of cute, she’s probably radioactive
Audiogram of a clip from Jump the Track episode 9, Some Things Contemplated with Martha Lampshade
The most happy fish the tank has ever seen, just thrilled to be there watching the other fish
Andie MacDowell absolutely drenched in Four Weddings and a Funeral
Torbie cat sitting on the top of an office chair staring at a computer screen
Logo for Law & Order: Barbicide, produced by WET
2025-04-01 Discord Freak of the Week announcement
Email from Boschswg Boschswg (msn email address) that only says "From many manuscripts of Antiquity"
Poster for Improv Smashup, featuring Pot Roast & Rats plus a jam and BYOT. Wednesday, March 26, 7:30-10 pm, 605 Morewood Ave. Special guest: Belinda Incisor
Torbie cat ruthlessly barreling through the pieces of the gamemaster screen
Head of Light Entertainment sash, heads, and screen, coconut dice roller, merit and demerit tokens and bag, dice box, dice catapult, and meeples for the Monty Python RPG
Torbie cat flaunting that she conquered a new cardboard box
Torbie cat looking at the camera, meowing, then immediately rolling over because she’s done talking to the camera
A pending transaction for “the national flute ass”
"Avatar" poster with the tagline "a bunch of people or creatures who stick their tails in each other's butts"
"Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat" poster with the tagline "Train yourself to be terrified this Christmas"
"since they're tropical fish" with "they're" underlined by a faulty spellcheck
Duolingo screenshot where you have to write “Hi, I’m Anna” in Italian and the prompt is “Ciao, sono ____”, as if my own name is a word I’d struggle to remember
Cat asleep curled up on a computer
Bottle now close to falling off the desk shelf, cat even more zonked than before if possible
Torbie cat absolutely zonked, sleeping on a computer with her head pressed against a nearly empty bottle of whiskey
Babybel cheese photoshopped to be a baby bell pepper
Torbie cat with extreme sideeye
Photoshop of the Bayer sign in Pittsburgh saying Don't Be A Jagoff
Music queue that's "Turn On the Radio" by Reba McEntire, "Turn up the Radio" by Autograph, "Focused AF" from The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience, "Money, Money, Money" from Mamma Mia, and "Read Between the Lines" by Tom Cardy
Torbie cat absolutely zonked out, tucked in a plushy blanket with front paws sticking out
Blonde cat with blue eyes posting for the camera with black cat in the background
Line art detective office with a ringing phone, a cat is sitting at the desk looking at the phone
Doctor Manhattan (or PFT Santa Claus) from Watchmen yelling "I'M RIBS" and disappearing
Lemon Pfeiffer. (photoshopped cover of Variety replacing Michelle Pfeiffer's face with a lemon)
Poster with a flute ensemble playing C, alto, and bass flute above concert information: Pittsburgh Flute Academy Flute Loops & The City Flutes Holiday Concert 2024. Sunday December 14, 11 am. First Trinity Lutheran Church, 535 N Neville Street, Pittsburgh, PA 15213. Free reception following
List of dates for shows Saturday Nov 23 at 6 pm - Dear Halpractice. Improv comedy advice show by Halpractice, mostly long form with a little short form mixed in Sunday Nov 24 at 7:30 pm - Lucky Draw. Short form improv jam, this month with Penny Arcade Dec 5-8 - Alice in Wonderland Radio Show. Live radio play with foley performed onstage Saturday December 14 at 11 am - Flute Academy Concert. Winter concert for flute choir, 50ish flutes from piccolo to contrabass! Free admission and snacks after Saturday December 14 at 2 pm - Penny Arcade. Short form improv show for kids, suitable for all ages