Carter Baxter

@another.rodeo

357 Followers 153 Following

Endorsed for banter and dolphin facts. Has worn many hats, and was never told there would be so many rodeos. Don't blame my employer for the dumb things I say, and never assume anything I say here is correct.

Trek Clyde cruiser bicycle from the early 2000s

Insurrectionists and traitors violently attempting to breach the US Capitol.

Search results with Amazon touting "Epstein Files Book Here - Inspiring True Stories"

A merit badge for figuring out hotel showers

Girl with fire meme

A venn diagram of "fascinating discussion", "weird threads" and "jokes"

An unlabeled confusing stack of 3 shower knobs.

An old-style mechanic's sign, with labor rates that go up an up if you tried to "fix" it yourself, only with "AI" pencilled in:

Standard rate: $50/hour
If you have AI watch: $100/hour
If you have AI help: $150/hour
If AI worked on it first: $200/hour

25 vPrinciples of Adult Behavior. They are:

1. Be patient. No matter what.
2. Don’t badmouth: Assign responsibility, never blame. Say nothing behind another’s back you’d be unwilling to say, in exactly the same tone and language, to his face.
3. Never assume the motives of others are, to them, less noble than yours are to you.
4. Expand your sense of the possible.
5. Don’t trouble yourself with matters you truly cannot change.
6. Expect no more of anyone than you yourself can deliver.
7. Tolerate ambiguity.
8. Laugh at yourself frequently.
9. Concern yourself with what is right rather than who is right.
10. Never forget that, no matter how certain, you might be wrong.
11. Give up blood sports.
12. Remember that your life belongs to others as well. Do not endanger it frivolously. And never endanger the life of another.
13. Never lie to anyone for any reason. (Lies of omission are sometimes exempt.)
14. Learn the needs of those around you and respect them.
15. Avoid the pursuit of happiness. Seek to define your mission and pursue that.
16. Reduce your use of the first personal pronoun.
17. Praise at least as often as you disparage.
18. Never let your errors pass without admission.
19. Become less suspicious of joy.
20. Understand humility.
21. Forgive.
22. Foster dignity.
23. Live memorably.
24. Love yourself.
25. Endure.

Four-panel Anakin and Padme meme indicating the Democrats could have done something meaningful, instead of a stupid party trick like an inflatable animal.

Vintage “egg” camper

A Tesla Model 3 rebadged as an Audi A5

Vintage Volvo P1800 coupe. In red. Gorgeous.

Star Wars Death Star control panel, with hundreds of randomly blinking lights.

Doctor Octopus

1948 Monark-made Road King bicycle, recently rebuilt, sitting on some rocks.

A 1940s bicycle in rough condition.

Vintage word maker thing (typewriter)