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terminally committed to the bit sound editor + re-recording mixer for film and TV

head nodding emoji followed by a red lips kiss emoji
A beige access panel with a paper taped to it. The paper is a gold frame surrounding a picture of a younger John Mayer sitting on a spiral staircase with a guitar in hand, looking up at camera. The staircase steps are triangular and knurled like sheet metal, there is a window behind John. There is a small plaque at the bottom of the frame that says John Mayer Memorial Conference Room
six mini shot glasses and a pyrex with cuban coffee in them on a marble counter
Google AI Overview screenshot that reads: "The phrase "man milk for me, and not for the reverend" is a metaphor used in some contexts to express a desire for personal benefit or self-interest, often at the expense of others, particularly those in positions of authority or those perceived as having more influence. The phrase essentially means "I will take the good things for myself, and not share them with the reverend.""
Text that reads: "Fascism begins with loneliness. Loneliness begins in youth. The fascist impulse is to return to a youth you never had; one where you felt loved and in communion with other people, especially those with power over you. One where mom held you in her arms and you never had to grow up."
subway emergency instructions, fire, medical, police, evacuation; the police column has a no sign through it that someone has drawn
receiving text: Amy. Come to my house for dinner tonight. sent text from me: hi, not amy sent text from me: good luck though
Very end of track 37 at Grand Central, there is graffiti on the wall
shot looking up at a window with an AC unit in it, two white skids holding it up jut out of the wall, the wall is a very light pink, the trim around the window is white. the shadow of the roof behind the photographer trims the bottom of the frame obscuring the top of a lower window. just out of frame are two windows of which we can see the corners of to the top left and right of the frame
my kitchen countertop, two grey ceramic plates with a piece of crunchwrap casserole on each and a silver fork and knife. the rest of the crunchwrap in the background
2:48 minute video of two very large pigs from a painting with black text imposed on them with cuts back and forth between close ups of them
My hand is holding a crimini mushroom that is a light brown, the cap has a divot in the middle that makes it resemble a butt. Kind of like the peach emoji? Anyways yeah funny mushroom haha
James Hurley, but his forehead is L O N G
bluesky follow notification, the picture is a stylized orange with green leaf on top, a white fork is cut out of the orange; the text reads "Food Simp followed you"
An old glass carafe for coffee, one you might see at a classic diner
a series of random decisions I made in a web app version of KidPix, the black ground is black, there are several boxes that are overlaid on one another in different patterns in green. I've stamped a woman's face, a cartoon half moon, a dog, coffee cup, a TV, and a chair on the canvas in seemingly random places. I've cut out too squares from the canvas and moved them to the top right and bottom right of the canvas and filled in the squares with more patterns in black. there are blue circular patterns towards the top, and heavy ones in the bottom left, the chair is in the middle of the blue circles arc so to speak. there's also lots of pinkish stamps from the top to the bottom right ranging from symbols to card suits. in the middle however is the real unifying element, text in pink that reads "EAT MY ASS". I am 30 years old, yes I'm happy with my life choices.
I'm holding a picture printed on thermal paper of a selfie of myself holding up a peace sign; on my ring finger dangles the camera that took the picture and printed it on a carabiner. The camera is yellow and has a cartoon map of the world in the front of it
I am holding up a picture I took on my children's camera, it is in black and white and thermally printed on to receipt paper. The quality is not very good but the picture is of a subway coming into the station from the back left of the photo, the train tracks visible in the bottom of the picture. I'm holding it in a way that it lines up (kind of) with the same subway platform
christmas blanket on a couch with grey patterned covers and beige pillows; underneath the blanket, with just his dark tail and white paws sticking out, is my cat halloumi
Close up shot of a white ceramic plate, the outer ring of the plate has the new york city skyline illustrated with handwritten letters highlight famous landmarks; the photo has two landmarks in view: The Woolworth Building and the Twin Towers
Hand holding a box for Lom Geofon microphone.
a navy colorerd sweatshirt with a face of some meme superimposed over the joy division album artwork of lines from their album Unknown Pleasures. The text at the top of the graphic says "No I don't listen to music" and the bottom of the graphic says "because it fucking sucks"
realbirdfakebird score for 1/30/25, 6/7 (damn it), category was places with no snakes; there's a cartoon bird wearing a tie, button down shirt, trench coat type outfit and is wearing a fedora as well; they sweat a little bit while carrying the world
"Fate Worse Than Death", Suzanne Treister, 1991-1992, Fictional Videogame Stills
realbirdfakebird score for 1/29/25, 7/7, category was cereal mascots; there's a cartoon bird with fork and knife sitting at a table with a plate in front of them, there is a worm on the plate of course, the bird is wearing a tie, button down shirt, trench coat type outfit and is wearing a fedora as well
real bird fake bird score for Jan 28th/People, score is 5/7, category was rupaul's drag race winners; the background is a light orange, there's a picture of a cartoon bird standing like a person in a fedora in a trenchcoat, the bird is holding a paper cutouts of people in a line
real bird fake bird score, 7/7, category was van gogh paintings; the background is orange, there's a picture of a cartoon bird in a beret and striped shirt painting on an easel
a screenshot from a youtube video about a keyboard made in the style of the original game boy; it looks fucking atrocious
reddit screenshot: xyrlor 3y ago "Hey, I've posted about my Chu issues a few days ago. Have you tried to either suck on them (Yes for real) or removing the filters (metal mesh and and membrane below)? Sucking didn't help on mine, but does for some, and removing filters solved my issue. Though I'm now having exposed Chus and shipping filters from shenzenaudio will take a while." darkov7 replies 2y ago "Wait wtf you just saved my life, why does sucking on it works? my Chu's left side suddenly sounded low right now and I tried suckong on it and it is now back to normal, thank you very much! but I'd still like to know how it works."
cushbomb stupidest day in american history tweet it reads "This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."
Brennan Lee Mulligan is in the front row of Marc Maron's 2013 special Thinky Pain to the right of stage. Marc is sitting on a stool and holding a mic
screenshot of a Windows 95 welcome message, it reads, "Did you know...My mom was a union organizer for 25 years. I walked picket lines of wildcat strikes with her. We used to run bake sales and trivia nights to support striking workers. You wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina. It would shrivel up what's left of your balls. I miss her terribly."
Picture of what appears to be a Daihatsu Hijet in grey; i say appears because the front logo is blank. It sits on the side of a busy street in Brooklyn
Part of a crossing signal hangs from its electrical cord, the screen is giving the walk signal; in the background is Brooklyn
A double window cat hammock holds three little baby precious kitties whose names are Halloumi, Patricia, and Beanie
poster for Netflix Christmas movie, Hot Frosty, a woman and a supposedly animated Frosty in human form are holding hands in front of a generic winter/Christmas background
thumb moving back and forth showing off the holographic shine of mooncat's moonflower nail polish
steam replay 2024 53 games played 419 achievements 747 sessions 30 new games Most Played Games by % playtime: Helldivers 2 21% Fallout New Vegas 18% Hades 12% Elden Ring 10% Balatro 8%
a picture of my cats, Halloumi (white with tabby markings on the top of his head and tail) and Patricia (brown tabby), with text overlaid in the Elden Ring style and font. it reads "Fir God Slain"
Last paragraph of Casey Johnson's piece about Luigi Mangione. It reads: But it is possible to say, without further villainizing or valorizing Mangione himself, that this is a desperate situation that an increasing number of people of progressively younger ages face as they spend more time glued to desks in good-faith efforts to always be working, staying productive, optimizing, sacrificing their bodies (not to mention getting pressed into service as increasingly competitive athletes at younger and younger ages). They do all this only to find that the safety net they were promised would back up their commitment not only isn't there, but is actually more like a spider's web that will entangle them, causing only additional hurt, strife, and despair.
Elliott from Stardew Valley saying "Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha"
an altered screenshot from the game police quest 3, a sheriff has one leg up on his police car and is posed as to ask a question. text on screen says "You wouldn't happen to have seen a handsome man in a mask around here would you?"
screenshot from the ipad version of bluesky's app, (if you don't know, there is no dedicated version of the app and instead, the tablet uses the phone version so it's super blown up and not pleasant to watch), I have purposefully minimized the window, the battery is at 8 percent, the window is horizontally oriented so that you can barely see three posts at a time. in essence, peak bluesky posting
Marbled kitchen counter top, on it are three dishes, the first in a big glass Pyrex containing some insane Mac and cheese, the second glass dish containing seasoned acorn squash, the third a stainless steel pan with cheesy baked cauliflower in it, also insane. A woman to the left takes a picture of the food
Text in the Costco font that reads "If you raise the price of the fucking [photo of a Shure SM57] I will kill you"
my grey and white tabby BMO, laying on the bed, facing away from the camera. the light from the window in the photo hits the lens and makes a rainbow at the top of the image
a scientific diagram outlining the process of making the world's thinnest strands of pasta: nanopasta. a tube which looks like a syringe has an orange fluid towards the right of it that is a starch solution. it is forced out through a needle looking tube that is marked as .8mm and the needle is also marked with a figure that says +25kV. the orange strands are shot from the needle in a concentric spiral until they hit a metal plate with a blue mat which is connected to an electrical ground. they should let me eat what is on the mat
screenshot of spotify showing the album art for Kendrick Lamar's GNX, the song is "reincarnated"
an iPad magic keyboard back with a lot of stickers covering it. Stickers include a rat with a camera, a sticker that says LAME BOY, a black cat's eyes and ears, a black cat with a cartoony human skeleton inside of it, a merge records sticker, a d20, and various other crap
the "I just need to blank" meme in four panels, the blank in this case being "get more tattoos" top left panel: a outline of a head with red scribbles says I just need to get more tattoos top right: a stuck figure in bed thinking I just need to get more tattoos bottom left: four arrows pointing towards each other in a circle, each pointing to text that says get more tattoos bottom right: a stuck figure man in a hat walks in on a person in a darkened room depicted with black scribbles, the man says are y okay bro? And the person replies yes I just need to get more tattoos
a man in a yellow windbreaker, in front of a green screen with Weezer's blue album showing, he's singing into his phone
a very closeup picture of my cat, BMO, a brown and white tabby cat who is about to bite either the phone or my hand